Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[Jayhox]

Dear LAC Prayer Warriors -

It's really a no-big deal surgery, but I'm still going under the gas mask tomorrow at 0700 for my Rotator-Cuff surgery to repair the torn tendon. Surgery is 1.5 hours and he said I should wake-up around 9:00

Nonetheless, it is surgery, so If you don't mind dropping ole @MortgageHorn a prayer for a safe surgery with a steady-hand for my surgeon along with a speedy and as pain-free possible recovery it would be much appreciated.

Pre-Surgery Meeting with him and anesthesia department went great 50 standing heart rate, said my lungs & heart were working great and had 110/70 BP which is a little high for me though I haven't been able to be on the court or run for a while now.

My surgeon is not only awesome he gets my humor... see below.

So I typed up a bunch of questions for our pre-surgery meeting yesterday about the procedure, recovery, PT, time frames etc in Spanish and English, about 15 in all.

Just to mess with him after all the 14 more serious questions I threw this last question in...

Spanish:

¿Puedes asegurarte de que cuando me despierte haya una hermosa enfermera colombiana junto a mi cama? Jaja

English:

Can you make sure that when I wake up there is a beautiful Colombiana nurse at my bedside lol

To which he replied, "Claro que si, no hay problema, voy hacerlo para ti!"

Which means, "Yes of course, that is no problem, I'll make it happen for you!"

If she truly is hot I'll get a selfie with her and post it for y'all.

God Bless & Thank You In Advance

@MortgageHorn


PS Difference between US Docs & Colombian Docs - one question I had if the Pain Pump failed or I still had a lot of pain etc how do I reach him?

His reply, "Cary I gave you my WhatsApp the first time we met. That's my personal number, I give this number to all of my patients - you can call me anytime. I'm here for your needs.

That blew me away.

But best part was after all of my questions I asked him, "Is that all anything else?"

He then looked at me straight in the eye and asked, "Are you a "Believer"?

And I said, "Yes Dr Camilo 100%".

As he pulled out his Rosary Beads out from under his scrubs, he said, "Good I am too." Your surgery is 50% my knowledge/experience/skill and the other 50% is God."

I told him I knew as I already had deduced that I had chosen the right surgeon.

Solid!

That’s awesome! You are in great shape physically which make any procedure 98% more likely to be successful. I’ve gone through two knee surgeries with flying co,ors for that. It will be a pice of cake with a hot ruse at the end.

 

[TopHook]

The few pussies in this thread would never stand on line and march into battle, much less meet us at a Wachovia, but we can dream.

 

[t_money86]

I have no doubts that Q was more than a LARP.

What I do have doubts about are the reasons behind the entire fiasco.

I have to sit and watch as poor Americans suffer financially or the more dedicated rot in prison from an obvious FBI entrapment case. I get to watch a two sided justice system prosecute law abiding citizens while letting criminals go free.

If this is part of "THE PLAN", then the plan sucks and fuck both sides. One side for being a bunch of dickheads and one side for being a bunch of dipshits. It's very apparent that neither side gives a damn about us

That's kind of the point. Both sides DON'T!! But people are so fucking stupid they keep doing the same thing over and over. Sometimes you have to show them!

 

[Cotton Hill]

Who the fuck are you?

I killed fitty men

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

There is the edge of insanity, then there is the abyss......

And then there is your gay ass.

 

[9Mounties07]

I can’t wait for Vegas, because imma catch a fade with a couple of folks in this thread.

I'm in

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

And then there is your gay ass.

Yep, he’s a fag, but he’s our faggot.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

I'm in

Let’s get it with these fags.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

Got to shout out the original Fed Boi @Bryan74b the Fed Boi that brought us all together.

 

[9Mounties07]

Let’s get it with these fags.

It's gonna be fun

 

[Pineapple]

Better bring your A-game Nukka

Don’t worry, I’ll be there.

 

[Pineapple]

He raises his arm and points at them looks like he's holding something....


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You can see the pistol on the ground after they stop him. But, it comes out in his right hand. The hand he keeps in the pocket. They showed restraint.

 

[t_money86]

Sequel to Outofshadows they did a couple years ago. Was really good.

 

[BamaRidger]

Isn’t there a theory that the SS driver turned around and shot his uncle?

Ha, I think you are confusing that with the time that Pres Trump overtook 2 SS agents by Judy chopping the shit out of them and taking control of the car, and driving it to the Capitol.

 

[Pineapple]

Ha, I think you are confusing that with the time that Pres Trump overtook 2 SS agents by Judy chopping the shit out of them and taking control of the car, and driving it to the Capitol.

Out at “Judy Chop”!!!!

 

[Shaun52]

Don’t worry, I’ll be there.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

 

[Shaun52]

I killed fitty men

My Nigga

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

I’ve been her since the tMB. Not sure which version, but

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[orng_blud]

 

[Pineapple]

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The Kalthoff Repeater

In the early days of firearms, when most of them were muzzleloaders , reloading a firearm after it was shot took some time to accomplish. To...

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Agreed on the example. This one is better.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

A new report details what led to the arrest of a Seminole County deputy. Investigators say Jose Tirado reached out to people who thought they were going to meet up with an underage girl for sex.

Detective Tirado is now accused of helping the same people he was supposed to be arresting.

https://news.yahoo.com/she-fake-dud...nj5Z0fDcfN6Gm-MLui_c9EjrsgXF_jtpueT9QMUA4tNWj

 

[Pineapple]

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Cookson repeater - Wikipedia

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And a FN nother!

The argument is dead on arrival.

 

[Pineapple]

Repeating firearm - Wikipedia

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[tgsio]

Frigging bees and wasps at my pool bar. Game on, bitches.

My girlfriend and I will be upping our firepower because we're southern and classy like that.

 

[Pineapple]

Assault weapons existed before America's 2nd Amendment was written.

America's Founding Fathers didn't have to imagine "assault weapons" when the Second Amendment was written. Repeating arms & multi-shot guns already existed.

www.rockislandauction.com

 

[CDDP]

 

[tiderollsonu]

Whelp I got nothing for this one, this is a dude not a dog

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Whelp I got nothing for this one, this is a dude not a dog

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Get This Mother Fucker On a Tennis Court



Let's See What it's Got

This isn’t from a real robot. It’s an Asian in the original clip but I guess that’s AI

 

[MortgageHorn]

At an unnamed major hospital 3 more surgeons got "turbo" cancer.

Mid 40's and one early 50's

Press Blackout

And the answer that all of us already knew is "Yes" for all 3




So you have to ask yourself if you are going to destroy a country with a bio-weapon, what 3 groups would you take out first.

Mine would be:

First Responders
Doctors
Military

Who did they give to and mandate it to?

Those 3 groups!

 

[ETNVol]

And then there is your gay ass.

You ill Don Maga didn't invite you to his annual homo extravaganza? Maybe next year.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

 

[BamaRidger]

Whelp I got nothing for this one, this is a dude not a dog

 

[Pete_Cawthon]

Whelp I got nothing for this one, this is a dude not a dog

ATM to the bone.

 

[MortgageHorn]

Don’t worry, I’ll be there.

Hey, can we hold this gang fight off for six months until I can throw hands again?


TIA

 

[ETNVol]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]