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[OnePercent]

How’d I do today fellas? All signs point to surviving the price manipulation AH and this thing could move to $25 tomorrow

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Got in for a whooping $500 this morning. Tried to get more but Robinhood kept cancelling my order. Feels like tomorrow may be a good day.

 

[NopeDawg]

Got in for a whooping $500 this morning. Tried to get more but Robinhood kept cancelling my order. Feels like tomorrow may be a good day.

Another buddy of mine got in at $500 at close to the bell and was freaking out AH. Told him to hold till Friday till power hour.

 

[Emmo496]

How’d I do today fellas? All signs point to surviving the price manipulation AH and this thing could move to $25 tomorrow

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Did you sell or hoping for more uptick tomorrow? Seeing it back under $15 in AH trading.

 

[OnePercent]

Another buddy of mine got in at $500 at close to the bell and was freaking out AH. Told him to hold till Friday till power hour.

Let's go!!

Spoiler

Let's get these tendies

 

[NopeDawg]

Did you sell or hoping for more uptick tomorrow? Seeing it back under $15 in AH trading.

The pullback was hedge fund laddering of the stock to smoke out the little guys on the open. I think it held pretty decent and the shorts are in for a rough day tomorrow. Although AH will be brutal again heading into Friday. Hold the line and buy the dips. Friday will be a reckoning for the shorts.

 

[Emmo496]

The pullback was hedge fund laddering of the stock to smoke out the little guys on the open. I think it held pretty decent and the shorts are in for a rough day tomorrow. Although AH will be brutal again heading into Friday. Hold the line and buy the dips. Friday will be a reckoning for the shorts.

Yeah I’m relatively new to this so please dumb it down. Thanks man!

 

[Zgdaf]

Here’s wsb post on GME.

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Spoiler: Wsb post

Theory: The hold is WORKING and the squeeze is starting. Let me connect the dots and why $5,000+ is not a meme.

This is my Michael Burry moment.


It all starts with Melvin Capital. Who *had* around $13bn in assets. From them
reporting being down over 30% as of Fri 22-1 in the month *overall* we can
deduce that at the time they had a $3.7bn loss. The stock price on the day
before was $43.03.


When the price rallied to the $70s on Fri-21 they were shitting their pants b/c
they were now showing nearly a $6.5bn loss. They called up their buddies
Citadel and Point72 and got $5bn in loans, convinced their brokerage they could
get out of it (to not get liquidated) and started *trying* to illegally
manipulate the market. It didn't work; you retards and whales held. And kept
buying.


As of EOD 1-26 the stock price closed at $150, then to $240 after market.

Melvin now has as a $13bn loss. This kills the Melvin.

These short positions are now parasitic fuck bombs that will literally
*consume* anyone who is holding it when the dust clears.

Melvin's brokerages will be liquidating their assets ASAP less *they* get stuck
with them. But here's the fun part... No one's selling b/c of you degenerates.
But, alas, there's a solution. There are funds like Blackrock who specialize in
[Security Lending](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Securities_lending) (see
[securities-lending-viewed-through-the-sustainability-lens.pdf](https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/publication/securities-lending-viewed-through-the-sustainability-lens.pdf)).

> In a typical securities lending transaction, an asset owner lends securities
> — both stocks and bonds
— to a third party, often one who needs to cover a short position.

.

> cover. a. short. position

.

Turns out, Blackguard owns 13.2% of GME — 11,271,702 shares. And they just
sold 2,054,367 shares to bail someone out for over $400mill. How do we know?
Because of [this SEC
document](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000083423721001340/us36467w1099_012621.txt)
filed *today* (also see [fintel](https://fintel.io/so/us/gme/blackrock)).

And what happened at EOD today? Price exploded to $240 for a moment as these
got bought. Lines up. This is the smoking gun to signal the action.

At conservative estimates there are at *least* 50,000,000 short positions yet to cover.
Blackrock is their last life line and will only hold out for so long. Once
Blackrock goes it's a fucking free for all. All the shorts who have yet to
cover are fucked. Completely fucked.

At $200, 50,000,000 shares is $10bn. But $10bn is literally GME's market cap.
To get rid of $10bn in GME shorts they'll be at least doubling the price/market
cap, so by the second that $10bn loss is going to be grow, and grow. Doubling,
tripling, quadrupling even.

This is their armageddon. That single $GME short position could completely wipe
them out. That position is a wildfire in their portfolio that can only be
extinguished with *money*.

$1,000? That's a fucking *joke*. They will be *scrambling* to cover, constantly out bidding each other on orders.

# **This could be hitting over $5,000 or more**

I am not fucking kidding. The higher we hold, the higher it goes until the last one
is standing with the -99.999999999999%.

And you wanna know the extra fucking wild thing?

Meta.

Every Brad, Chad, and Susan at BIG HEDGE X Inc that shorted GME are *awake*.

# **They are reading this**

They are scouring and scrutinizing every indicator, every sentiment, every
*post on WSB* they can to decide on what to do. When they see this post?

.

.


... It's on.

.

.

# When will it start?

Soon.

# How long it will take?

Who knows.

# How long it will last?

Who knows.

# How long it will go?

Who knows.

.

# Just set your limits accordingly (don't sell to early)

.


DISCLAIMER: This is not investment, legal, or financial advise. I am HIGH as
FUCK right now. Seriously. Don't believe anything you read here, this is
purely a work of fiction.

 

[EdgeBest]

Bought blackberry at the bell. It's going to fck me I know it

 

[OnePercent]

Here’s wsb post on GME.

---

---

Spoiler: Wsb post

Theory: The hold is WORKING and the squeeze is starting. Let me connect the dots and why $5,000+ is not a meme.

This is my Michael Burry moment.


It all starts with Melvin Capital. Who *had* around $13bn in assets. From them
reporting being down over 30% as of Fri 22-1 in the month *overall* we can
deduce that at the time they had a $3.7bn loss. The stock price on the day
before was $43.03.


When the price rallied to the $70s on Fri-21 they were shitting their pants b/c
they were now showing nearly a $6.5bn loss. They called up their buddies
Citadel and Point72 and got $5bn in loans, convinced their brokerage they could
get out of it (to not get liquidated) and started *trying* to illegally
manipulate the market. It didn't work; you retards and whales held. And kept
buying.


As of EOD 1-26 the stock price closed at $150, then to $240 after market.

Melvin now has as a $13bn loss. This kills the Melvin.

These short positions are now parasitic fuck bombs that will literally
*consume* anyone who is holding it when the dust clears.

Melvin's brokerages will be liquidating their assets ASAP less *they* get stuck
with them. But here's the fun part... No one's selling b/c of you degenerates.
But, alas, there's a solution. There are funds like Blackrock who specialize in
[Security Lending](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Securities_lending) (see
[securities-lending-viewed-through-the-sustainability-lens.pdf](https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/publication/securities-lending-viewed-through-the-sustainability-lens.pdf)).

> In a typical securities lending transaction, an asset owner lends securities
> — both stocks and bonds
— to a third party, often one who needs to cover a short position.

.

> cover. a. short. position

.

Turns out, Blackguard owns 13.2% of GME — 11,271,702 shares. And they just
sold 2,054,367 shares to bail someone out for over $400mill. How do we know?
Because of [this SEC
document](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000083423721001340/us36467w1099_012621.txt)
filed *today* (also see [fintel](https://fintel.io/so/us/gme/blackrock)).

And what happened at EOD today? Price exploded to $240 for a moment as these
got bought. Lines up. This is the smoking gun to signal the action.

At conservative estimates there are at *least* 50,000,000 short positions yet to cover.
Blackrock is their last life line and will only hold out for so long. Once
Blackrock goes it's a fucking free for all. All the shorts who have yet to
cover are fucked. Completely fucked.

At $200, 50,000,000 shares is $10bn. But $10bn is literally GME's market cap.
To get rid of $10bn in GME shorts they'll be at least doubling the price/market
cap, so by the second that $10bn loss is going to be grow, and grow. Doubling,
tripling, quadrupling even.

This is their armageddon. That single $GME short position could completely wipe
them out. That position is a wildfire in their portfolio that can only be
extinguished with *money*.

$1,000? That's a fucking *joke*. They will be *scrambling* to cover, constantly out bidding each other on orders.

# **This could be hitting over $5,000 or more**

I am not fucking kidding. The higher we hold, the higher it goes until the last one
is standing with the -99.999999999999%.

And you wanna know the extra fucking wild thing?

Meta.

Every Brad, Chad, and Susan at BIG HEDGE X Inc that shorted GME are *awake*.

# **They are reading this**

They are scouring and scrutinizing every indicator, every sentiment, every
*post on WSB* they can to decide on what to do. When they see this post?

.

.


... It's on.

.

.

# When will it start?

Soon.

# How long it will take?

Who knows.

# How long it will last?

Who knows.

# How long it will go?

Who knows.

.

# Just set your limits accordingly (don't sell to early)

.


DISCLAIMER: This is not investment, legal, or financial advise. I am HIGH as
FUCK right now. Seriously. Don't believe anything you read here, this is
purely a work of fiction.

This is fvcking wilddddddddd

 

[dskurz]

Here’s wsb post on GME.

---

---

Spoiler: Wsb post

Theory: The hold is WORKING and the squeeze is starting. Let me connect the dots and why $5,000+ is not a meme.

This is my Michael Burry moment.


It all starts with Melvin Capital. Who *had* around $13bn in assets. From them
reporting being down over 30% as of Fri 22-1 in the month *overall* we can
deduce that at the time they had a $3.7bn loss. The stock price on the day
before was $43.03.


When the price rallied to the $70s on Fri-21 they were shitting their pants b/c
they were now showing nearly a $6.5bn loss. They called up their buddies
Citadel and Point72 and got $5bn in loans, convinced their brokerage they could
get out of it (to not get liquidated) and started *trying* to illegally
manipulate the market. It didn't work; you retards and whales held. And kept
buying.


As of EOD 1-26 the stock price closed at $150, then to $240 after market.

Melvin now has as a $13bn loss. This kills the Melvin.

These short positions are now parasitic fuck bombs that will literally
*consume* anyone who is holding it when the dust clears.

Melvin's brokerages will be liquidating their assets ASAP less *they* get stuck
with them. But here's the fun part... No one's selling b/c of you degenerates.
But, alas, there's a solution. There are funds like Blackrock who specialize in
[Security Lending](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Securities_lending) (see
[securities-lending-viewed-through-the-sustainability-lens.pdf](https://www.blackrock.com/corporate/literature/publication/securities-lending-viewed-through-the-sustainability-lens.pdf)).

> In a typical securities lending transaction, an asset owner lends securities
> — both stocks and bonds
— to a third party, often one who needs to cover a short position.

.

> cover. a. short. position

.

Turns out, Blackguard owns 13.2% of GME — 11,271,702 shares. And they just
sold 2,054,367 shares to bail someone out for over $400mill. How do we know?
Because of [this SEC
document](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000083423721001340/us36467w1099_012621.txt)
filed *today* (also see [fintel](https://fintel.io/so/us/gme/blackrock)).

And what happened at EOD today? Price exploded to $240 for a moment as these
got bought. Lines up. This is the smoking gun to signal the action.

At conservative estimates there are at *least* 50,000,000 short positions yet to cover.
Blackrock is their last life line and will only hold out for so long. Once
Blackrock goes it's a fucking free for all. All the shorts who have yet to
cover are fucked. Completely fucked.

At $200, 50,000,000 shares is $10bn. But $10bn is literally GME's market cap.
To get rid of $10bn in GME shorts they'll be at least doubling the price/market
cap, so by the second that $10bn loss is going to be grow, and grow. Doubling,
tripling, quadrupling even.

This is their armageddon. That single $GME short position could completely wipe
them out. That position is a wildfire in their portfolio that can only be
extinguished with *money*.

$1,000? That's a fucking *joke*. They will be *scrambling* to cover, constantly out bidding each other on orders.

# **This could be hitting over $5,000 or more**

I am not fucking kidding. The higher we hold, the higher it goes until the last one
is standing with the -99.999999999999%.

And you wanna know the extra fucking wild thing?

Meta.

Every Brad, Chad, and Susan at BIG HEDGE X Inc that shorted GME are *awake*.

# **They are reading this**

They are scouring and scrutinizing every indicator, every sentiment, every
*post on WSB* they can to decide on what to do. When they see this post?

.

.


... It's on.

.

.

# When will it start?

Soon.

# How long it will take?

Who knows.

# How long it will last?

Who knows.

# How long it will go?

Who knows.

.

# Just set your limits accordingly (don't sell to early)

.


DISCLAIMER: This is not investment, legal, or financial advise. I am HIGH as
FUCK right now. Seriously. Don't believe anything you read here, this is
purely a work of fiction.

I can't believe the short interest is still at 123%.

Edit... Guess it's even higher now. Shorts Ready For More Pain?

 

[dskurz]

 

[Sloppy Mexican]

Who's in on AMC this morning?

 

[Cooper]

Who's in on AMC this morning?

I was. That’s why it’s gone down.

 

[Emmo496]

Robinhood fucking over everyone!

 

[Emmo496]

I’m in on SNDL for about $5k

 

[Cooper]

Is AMC going nowhere since Robin Hood pulled it?

 

[Sloppy Mexican]

Take a look at NTRA. Dipped Mon and Tues, rallying today.

 

[NopeDawg]

This broker stuff is bullshit. Everyone should close their RH and TDA accounts.

 

[Mr. Goodtiger]

Yep. Looks like were gonna hit my stop here soon unless something drastic happens cus retail investors can’t buy. FML

 

[MommaDuck]

Yep. Looks like were gonna hit my stop here soon unless something drastic happens cus retail investors can’t buy. FML

Please hold. That's what they want us to do. They are hoping we all sell, but Reddit is asking everyone to hold.

 

[Govolsbaby]

Yeah I'll hold on until the end of tomorrow. I may not make a killing but I'm not heavily invested. I did go in on DOGE which is moving quickly today. I'd like to think the rules are different for Crypto but of course I'll be wrong.

 

[MommaDuck]

 

[dskurz]

I smell a class action suit coming up against these trading platforms. Their actions alone on limiting the market is forcing these stocks to tank.

 

[dskurz]

Holy shit, did I just become a democrat since I agree with AOC?

 

[dskurz]

Whew...I feel better now.

 

[MommaDuck]

I hope they bankrupt them. This is totally unacceptable.

 

[Rusty Student]

 

[CBradSmith]

What a clown Liarwatha is.

 

[Zgdaf]

 

[CBradSmith]

First 5 seconds are hilarious. Stoned Elon face slays me!

 

[CBradSmith]

 

[Cantuckee]

The legality of this seems to be in such a grey area. As someone who works for a Broker / Dealer I would never be able to talk to anyone about trades I do in the product i trade (different than my own personal money). However, I heard this reddit board has been given the go ahead by a lawyer on the basis of free speech. Interesting to say the least.

What laws would they be violating. I mean if you and your neighbor discussed buying stocks together. What’s that matter? As long as you aren’t passing along inside info that other people don’t have access to

our market is supposed to be a free market where value is determined by the people doing the purchasing.

 

[MIZCDB]

So let’s say a Crootn poor like me has $2k to play with tomorrow morning. What’s my play?

 

[Wherewego]

So let’s say a Crootn poor like me has $2k to play with tomorrow morning. What’s my play?

Dogecoin.

 

[ChicagoFats]

What laws would they be violating. I mean if you and your neighbor discussed buying stocks together. What’s that matter? As long as you aren’t passing along inside info that other people don’t have access to

our market is supposed to be a free market where value is determined by the people doing the purchasing.

First of ALL, I am on the side of the Redditors, even participating by being long AMC.

To make the counter argument to all of this, there is a broader interest in orderly markets and there are laws against "manipulation". It is easy to argue that a group of people colluding to make the price of a stock go higher is manipulation. The Securities and Exchange Commission is a very powerful gov agency and you don't want to mess with them and I wouldn't be surprised if they step in at some point.

Counter, counter argument .... why did the SEC ever allow someone to be short 150% of available shares? Seems reckless and irresponsible in the first place.

Count me as firmly on the side of the hedge funds are getting what they deserve. Going to be interesting to see how this whole thing plays out.

 

[MVTPatriot]

So what should I tell or ask my financial advisor today? Do I liquidate and sit on the sidelines or shift to a safe haven of the market?

 

[Runninrebs1856]

Holy shit, did I just become a democrat since I agree with AOC?

No your still good... after Ted Cruz agreed with her on this she the accused him of murder publicly...

 

[Zgdaf]

 

[NopeDawg]

AMC power hour and 100% of all call options expiring today are in the money. About to be a paper millionaire fellas.

 

[shiv]

First of ALL, I am on the side of the Redditors, even participating by being long AMC.

To make the counter argument to all of this, there is a broader interest in orderly markets and there are laws against "manipulation". It is easy to argue that a group of people colluding to make the price of a stock go higher is manipulation. The Securities and Exchange Commission is a very powerful gov agency and you don't want to mess with them and I wouldn't be surprised if they step in at some point.

Counter, counter argument .... why did the SEC ever allow someone to be short 150% of available shares? Seems reckless and irresponsible in the first place.

Count me as firmly on the side of the hedge funds are getting what they deserve. Going to be interesting to see how this whole thing plays out.

The really interesting thing about all this is that a playbook has been revealed to the general public. Now that the cat is out of the bag, there is no putting it back in.

Gonna be interesting to see how the establishment tries to regulate this away