Official Tell Crootn a Story Thread

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Hello I am Frank Bagleshwartz. They never proved shit

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I'm a fucking wedding planner. You're either never married, never heard of RebarCock, or or or or a fucking Vermont tweedley. Are you w @Jake Broe Stan ? It makes perfect sense. You like Duke's or Heilman's more you fucking notsee?

Don’t insult me with that question.

 

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Well did you catch anything?

Fuck yeah. I caught crabs and had to shave or burn everything. You wanna hear the story again?

 

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Well I almost chops my arm off. Will yall donate to my beer fund to stop the itching? The shit itches like sun poisoning. My Irish folks know about that. Scratch ya later

 

[shiv]

Well I almost chops my arm off. Will yall donate to my beer fund to stop the itching? The shit itches like sun poisoning. My Irish folks know about that. Scratch ya later

Let’s get the full story with some detail. Make sure to describe the nurse well

 

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Let’s get the full story with some detail. Make sure to describe the nurse well

IL l do it tomorrow. Her name is Ms Rhett. I love her. She kept me from bleeding out.

 

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Who wants some old but new to yall stories?
I'm drinking a beer with some old friends and can gather material from them. They remember my antics more than I ever have. This shit is all normal to me.
I have a shitload of CRAZY MEDICAL stories if yall wanna read that. I wake up under anesthesia about everything but it is rare I fall asleep under Anastasia.

 

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Let’s get the full story with some detail. Make sure to describe the nurse well

The nurse who saved my arm/life is a real life Angel.i gave her my info. I told her is she has 10 kids I'll pay for all their colleges. Whatever she would ever need I'd agree to. What a smile in one of my equally hardest moments. I came really close to being perished flesh

I didn't have enough blood to wake up from surgery. They shot me w cocaine and gave me ketamine.
I left same day.
Next day I was welding like a fucking retard
It hurt so bad

 

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I'm going to rent a car and go find Ms Rhett

 

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Order from Walmart for canned stuff, rice and junk for the kids. Order from Publix for fruits and vegetables and some meats but we also get Butcher Box once a month which works out well.

Hey you have any other Walmart/Publix tips?

 

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So i got a great two part story that is me and Evil/Grim and a Lil politician kid. From here out we can call gim Booger. Ga/USC FB game and the first super bowl Brady won. No grocery stories but it is a Doozy. (Hot chicks,football,nachos then super bowl, fallin', spiritual stuff, dudes tripping, super bowl actually there,misery, drive home)

But it isnt a grocery story.

Dude I got some I remember on his Clearance ass

 

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I'm reading thru to make sure I don't regurgitation the propagation of the popularization of this threadation.

 

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Let’s get the full story with some detail. Make sure to describe the nurse well

I'm faiy sure I haven't told the spleen removal story from last Valentine's Day. Oh how I that story. It was so romantic I didn't die again.

 

[Viking]

A chinese restaraunt jipped us on egg rolls one night. Doubled back with a dozen eggs and hit the joint on the inside. The 250 pound sumo cook came out wielding a meat cleaver. He was surprisingly fast and agile. Had no real chance of catching 15 year olds but he made it interesting. Skol!