Official Tell Crootn a Story Thread

[Rebarcock.]

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Hello I am Frank Bagleshwartz. They never proved shit

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I'm a fucking wedding planner. You're either never married, never heard of RebarCock, or or or or a fucking Vermont tweedley. Are you w @Jake Broe Stan ? It makes perfect sense. You like Duke's or Heilman's more you fucking notsee?

Don’t insult me with that question.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Well did you catch anything?

Fuck yeah. I caught crabs and had to shave or burn everything. You wanna hear the story again?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Well I almost chops my arm off. Will yall donate to my beer fund to stop the itching? The shit itches like sun poisoning. My Irish folks know about that. Scratch ya later

 

[shiv]

Well I almost chops my arm off. Will yall donate to my beer fund to stop the itching? The shit itches like sun poisoning. My Irish folks know about that. Scratch ya later

Let’s get the full story with some detail. Make sure to describe the nurse well

 

[Rebarcock.]

Let’s get the full story with some detail. Make sure to describe the nurse well

IL l do it tomorrow. Her name is Ms Rhett. I love her. She kept me from bleeding out.