Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[Cletusnow]

Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

Ask the nurse for the extra large urine catheter. She’ll think it’s hilarious.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Many of us here said all this was is a cold or flu. Said it right rom jump street too. No reason to think otherwise now

The common cold is a corona virus. The difference between the COVID-19 and the common cold is just that the COVID is significantly more transmissible.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

The other 300 suspects are now fbi informants.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Amazon earnings beat brushes off mounting cloud concerns – for now

Amazon stock jumped on Friday after the tech giant proved its cloud still had its silver lining in Q2.

finance.yahoo.com

 

[22*43*51]

I always enjoyed walking in the bad weather. Infact, not too long ago when a hurricane was getting ready to hit near where I live in Florida, my FIL was telling us we need to evacuate and I told my wife to tell him I'll be riding my golf cart around in the hurricane.... And I did, LOL

Glad to see you're still here. Hadn't seen you around in a while.

Cheers to the Old Guard!

 

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[BamaRidger]

This won't happen.....

 

[BamaRidger]

My Dad was from Scottsboro (actually, Little Red Hill) and has many relatives that live on Sand Mtn. - many still there.

I have some relatives there also. It's about 40 miles from me.

 

[s-ou-thern]

Everybody showing up to get their

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[BamaRidger]

Bitch alert.....

 

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[yankmenoodle]

This is what we have needed for years. Boys need dads. Not single moms, or re-married moms who won't let the step dad whip their ass.

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Those shoes!

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It’s is Pride shoes

 

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[yankmenoodle]

Someone told me Jake Broe has a YouTube post. He's obsessed with Putin as bad as Etnvol is with Trump. PDS and TDS.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

New York City PlayStation giveaway devolves into street chaos as police officers dodge flying projectiles

New York City police say that at least 1,000 kids and teenagers gathered at Union Square Park for a social media influencer's giveaway, and people were seen throwing bottles at police.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

Is Barr coming back for the next trump administration? Or is it sessions? Rosentstein getting a bump?

 

[orng_blud]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

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[BamaRidger]

 

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Fantasized? Hell, he married a man.

 

[imprimis]

The heat the past few weeks in DFW has been abysmal. I have to refill my bird bath daily for the animals. Lots of birds, squirrels, cats, an opossum, raccoons and even lizards trying to stay alive. Actually, it's fun to watch them. It's so hot the mosquitoes can't breed in the water.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

New York City PlayStation giveaway devolves into street chaos as police officers dodge flying projectiles

New York City police say that at least 1,000 kids and teenagers gathered at Union Square Park for a social media influencer's giveaway, and people were seen throwing bottles at police.

www.foxnews.com

Is it them again, yogi?

 

[Pineapple]

Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

Come out healthy and strong, Sir!

 

[orng_blud]

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Is it them again, yogi?

Nope.

 

[CDDP]

 

[Blue5]

My Dad was from Scottsboro (actually, Little Red Hill) and has many relatives that live on Sand Mtn. - many still there.

Y'all ever been to Unclaimed Baggage?

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Nope.

I opened the article...it looked like "them"

 

[shiv]

Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

Not hip replacement, but I had a massive overhaul on my shoulder last October.

@TheNJNole actually gave me a ton of good pointers.

Here are some suggestions I have:

-Get a ton of fluids and light snacks around ahead of time and set them up close by. I set up a mini fridge next to my recliner stocked full of pedialite, ginger ale, and bottled water. I had a stash of crackers, beef Jerkey, nuts and dried fruit close by

-Dont get behind on your pain meds. Even if you think you can tough it out, staying on top of it for the first couple days seemed to make a huge difference for me. Even waking up to take them. Take the prescription and then in between doses take ibuprofen

-Get a fuckton of pillows. I was able to form out comfortable positions for myself with the pillows because I had so many.

-Get a little basket and keep it close by with tv remote, meds, anything else small you might need so you don’t have things spread around everywhere to find

-If it’s possible or suggested in any way by the Dr, ice the hip as much as possible. 20 minutes every hour. Between that and staying ahead on meds you can do yourself a huge favor in pain management

-Do your PT like your life depends on it.

 

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Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

You'll do well. As you know, the rehab is the key. My 50ish female client is doing great 2 months post hip replacement. For me, coming out of anesthesia and feeling no arthritic pain in my knee was wonderful. The turning point in my recovery was being able to walk without consciously thinking where I was stepping.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

I opened the article...it looked like "them"

I don’t know or care who them is. I was just responding the opposite of whatever that stupid meme is tbh

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I don’t know or care who them is. I was just responding the opposite of whatever that stupid meme is tbh

I hear the probable high pitch faggot lisp as I read your posts...I cannot un-faggot what you type...