Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[CDDP]

Not Good.

 

[CDDP]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

Not hip replacement, but I had a massive overhaul on my shoulder last October.

@TheNJNole actually gave me a ton of good pointers.

Here are some suggestions I have:

-Get a ton of fluids and light snacks around ahead of time and set them up close by. I set up a mini fridge next to my recliner stocked full of pedialite, ginger ale, and bottled water. I had a stash of crackers, beef Jerkey, nuts and dried fruit close by

-Dont get behind on your pain meds. Even if you think you can tough it out, staying on top of it for the first couple days seemed to make a huge difference for me. Even waking up to take them. Take the prescription and then in between doses take ibuprofen

-Get a fuckton of pillows. I was able to form out comfortable positions for myself with the pillows because I had so many.

-Get a little basket and keep it close by with tv remote, meds, anything else small you might need so you don’t have things spread around everywhere to find

-If it’s possible or suggested in any way by the Dr, ice the hip as much as possible. 20 minutes every hour. Between that and staying ahead on meds you can do yourself a huge favor in pain management

-Do your PT like your life depends on it.

Great advice when you take the pain med stay as still as you can to maximize its effect.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Not Good.

Jim has to love his job. At this point he can be wildly wrong or wildly correct and it doesn’t really matter because nobody takes him seriously. He pretty much just talks to himself and gets paid huge money to do it.

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Musk with a W here.

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Can someone 'splain this to me? I has the stoopit...

I guess I shouldn’t have paid cash for this last house.

 

[Cyberty]

Glad we were forced to discontinue spray anti-perspirants...
I wonder what the carbon offset will be on this

Remote volcano in Alaska spews new ash cloud, prompting aviation warnings​

MSN

www.msn.com

Increased volcanic activity cools the earth’s atmosphere by the the same process as a Nuclear Winter.

 

[ETNVol]

 

[hmt5000]

I remember the thread on the dam on TMB. Wasn't it expected to be like 30 million deaths if that thing breaks? I remember it was just an unreal high number.

 

[hmt5000]

So we’re back to not believing polls?

Not the one that shows the exact opposite of what all the domestic polls are showing.

 

[hmt5000]

And we are still draining the SPR.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Desantis is going to be the new Paul Ryan of the GOP if he keeps this up lol

“I’ve said many times, the election is what it is. All those theories that were put out, did not prove to be true,” DeSantis, a Republican presidential candidate, told reporters traveling on his Never Back Down bus tour in Iowa. “What I’ve also said is the way you conduct a good election that people have confidence in, you don’t change the rules in the middle of the game.”

“It was not an election that was conducted the way I think we want to, but that’s different than saying, like, ‘Maduro stolen votes’ or something like that,” he added, in reference to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. “I think those theories, you know, proved to be unsubstantiated.”

 

[ETNVol]

I remember the thread on the dam on TMB. Wasn't it expected to be like 30 million deaths if that thing breaks? I remember it was just an unreal high number.

Something like 600 million people live downstream of the dam.

 

[Rva]

THE J6 INDICTMENT JUST BLEW UP IN THE DEMS' FACE!!!​

Chris Elliot is now a political commentator?

 

[ETNVol]

Not the one that shows the exact opposite of what all the domestic polls are showing.

Yet another warning sign for a cult. Reject any negative information about or concerning the charismatic leader.

 

[ETNVol]

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

If Biden wins again the GOP will essentially be a regional party that occasionally wins control over one of the chambers of Congress. Trump’s base will leave the party hanging which is about half of their total voters.

Not only that but Biden will reign over an economy that will usher in AI and the reshoring renaissance. Furthermore, Biden will have expanded NATO and destroyed America’s longest running enemy in Russia.

The GOP will have to abandon conservatism all together to recover since every day more of their voter base die of old age while Democrats pick up waves of new young voters.

 

[shiv]

Great advice when you take the pain med stay as still as you can to maximize its effect.

I never knew this was a thing

 

[Cyberty]

Damn. That was an awesome interview. Devon don’t seem like a bad dude. Just pushed too close to the Sun.

 

[Cyberty]

If you aren’t their parent then you shouldn’t be parenting them.

In fact parents shouldn’t remarry until their kids are fully grown and moved out if they have a split. If people can’t keep their first family and marriage together the last thing the need is a second family and marriage to further complicate things. Parents make a commitment to those children when they choose to have them and when they put their own selfish desires first, like wanting to remarry, they are breaking that commitment.

I guessing she filed to divorce you?

Edit. Did she then marry @MortgageHorn? OMG!

 

[Cyberty]

I never knew this was a thing

That bright red Administrator indicator thing under your avatar is intimidating and makes me scared. Can you change the color please?

 

[Sgfeer]

White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press briefing this morning, the White House praised the overwhelming success of "Bidenomics," as the average American now has twice as many jobs as they had two years ago.

babylonbee.com

Charlie Kirk on GETTR : Politico reports that Biden World is feverishly working to stave off third-party challengers including Cornell West, RFK Jr., and No Labels. On demand, The Daily Beast published a hit piece on West alleging he has $500k in unp

Politico reports that Biden World is feverishly working to stave off third-party challengers including Cornell West, RFK Jr., and No Labels. On demand, The Daily Beast published a hit piece on West alleging he has $500k in unpaid taxes. Now you see why. Emerson has Trump winning Michigan by...

gettr.com

#grannywithagun on GETTR : FUNNY HOW THE DEAD OBAMA CHEF STORY KEEPS CHANGING! FIRST HE WAS ALONE, THEN HE WAS WITH A FEMALE ON ANOTHER PADDLE BOARD, THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER MALE, MEANWHILE OBAMA HAS A GOLF INJURY THAT'S WHY HALF HIS LEFT HAND IS TA

FUNNY HOW THE DEAD OBAMA CHEF STORY KEEPS CHANGING! FIRST HE WAS ALONE, THEN HE WAS WITH A FEMALE ON ANOTHER PADDLE BOARD, THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER MALE, MEANWHILE OBAMA HAS A GOLF INJURY THAT'S WHY HALF HIS LEFT HAND IS TAPED UP!! FUNNY THOUGH HOW'D THAT DAMN CLUB GIVE HIM A BLACK EYE? THAT...

gettr.com

 

[Sgfeer]

Hottest ever? Key scientist takes 'default position' on climate stories as ‘exaggerated or false'

"This rate of warming does not constitute a climate crisis..."

justthenews.com

LARA 🇺🇸 #IStandWithTrump on GETTR : Hillary was questioning the election results- but they indict Trump for exercising his first amendment right. Hillary deleted classified emails, destroyed devices with a hammer- but they indict Trump. Joe Biden too

Hillary was questioning the election results- but they indict Trump for exercising his first amendment right. Hillary deleted classified emails, destroyed devices with a hammer- but they indict Trump. Joe Biden took illegally classified documents, stored them in a open garage- but they indict...

gettr.com

Tulsi Gabbard on GETTR : Newest Trump indictment is Biden Admin's latest tyrannical tactic to distract and drain resources from his main political adversary. So now anyone who criticizes how govt runs an election is a criminal? Dem elite are destroyi

Newest Trump indictment is Biden Admin's latest tyrannical tactic to distract and drain resources from his main political adversary. So now anyone who criticizes how govt runs an election is a criminal? Dem elite are destroying our democracy/country.

gettr.com

BREAKING: Top DeSantis donor says no more money until campaign makes changes

Bigelow’s decision comes amid mounting concerns over DeSantis’ multiple campaign blunders.

thepostmillennial.com

 

[Sgfeer]

Riots Erupt in NYC After Streamer Tells Millions of Followers to Meet Up

Riots erupted in NYC on Friday after Twitch streamer Kai Cenat instructed his millions of followers to meet him at Union Square Park.

www.breitbart.com

Niger: President Uses Washington Post Op-Ed to Ask World to Restore Rule

President Mohamed Bazoum of Niger declared himself a "hostage," and in a Washington Post article, he asked for American intervention.

www.breitbart.com

Big Investors Decide ESG Is an Underperforming Fad

Big investors increasingly see Environment, Social, and Governance (ESG) investing as an underperforming fad.

www.breitbart.com

China: Villagers Attack Communists Seeking to Flood Them to Protect Beijing

Reports from Hebei, China, indicate that villagers have spent their week defending their homes from communist officials trying to flood them.

www.breitbart.com

 

[Sgfeer]

Of Course, That's How the Chicago Mayor Reacted to a Mob of Hooligans

townhall.com

NTY Columnist Has Epiphany: What If the [Left] Are the Bad Guys?

townhall.com

Even the Leftist Media Acknowledges the American People Are Not Too Impressed With Bidenomics

townhall.com

Of Course Young Patriots Are Rejecting Joining Our Failing Military

townhall.com

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

I guessing she filed to divorce you?

Edit. Did she then marry @MortgageHorn? OMG!

I’ve never been divorced. I came from a household with an abusive stepfather and I’ve seen the step parent thing play out too many times with too many people and it’s never good when they try to be a parent.

It’s also consistent with how I feel about schools and other entities parenting children and making decisions for them that should be left to actual parents.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Who wins between the two?

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

I’ve never been divorced. I came from a household with an abusive stepfather and I’ve seen the step parent thing play out too many times with too many people and it’s never good when they try to be a parent.

It’s also consistent with how I feel about schools and other entities parenting children and making decisions for them that should be left to actual parents.

He wasn’t abusive, you’re just a boot licking communist pussy.

If I was him I’d srap the shit out of your mom and dad dairy for raising you to be such a homo.

 

[44Bobcats55]

Not hip replacement, but I had a massive overhaul on my shoulder last October.

@TheNJNole actually gave me a ton of good pointers.

Here are some suggestions I have:

-Get a ton of fluids and light snacks around ahead of time and set them up close by. I set up a mini fridge next to my recliner stocked full of pedialite, ginger ale, and bottled water. I had a stash of crackers, beef Jerkey, nuts and dried fruit close by

-Dont get behind on your pain meds. Even if you think you can tough it out, staying on top of it for the first couple days seemed to make a huge difference for me. Even waking up to take them. Take the prescription and then in between doses take ibuprofen

-Get a fuckton of pillows. I was able to form out comfortable positions for myself with the pillows because I had so many.

-Get a little basket and keep it close by with tv remote, meds, anything else small you might need so you don’t have things spread around everywhere to find

-If it’s possible or suggested in any way by the Dr, ice the hip as much as possible. 20 minutes every hour. Between that and staying ahead on meds you can do yourself a huge favor in pain management

-Do your PT like your life depends on it.

Not married huh?

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

He wasn’t abusive, you’re just a boot licking communist pussy.

If I was him I’d srap the shit out of your mom and dad dairy for raising you to be such a homo.

I believe you when you say you’re comfortable with with srapping the shit out of women.

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[22*43*51]

 

[jdgnole]

Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

Good luck brother

 

[22*43*51]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[Sgfeer]

Hey Vera,