Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[imprimis]

-Dont get behind on your pain meds. Even if you think you can tough it out, staying on top of it for the first couple days seemed to make a huge difference for me. Even waking up to take them. Take the prescription and then in between doses take ibuprofen

How true. A person I know used to work for a pain MD. The MD told them it was easier to keep the pain away that it was to get it to leave after it arrives.

Have some Colace ready for the constipation you will get from the hydrocodone or oxycodone they give you.

 

[Cletusnow]

Is it them again, yogi?

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

 

[shiv]

How true. A person I know used to work for a pain MD. The MD told them it was easier to keep the pain away that it was to get it to leave after it arrives.

Have some Colace ready for the constipation you will get from the hydrocodone or oxycodone they give you.

Yep I had a bottle of colace in my basket. And some Tums

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

AI is amazing!

 

[orng_blud]

I can think of three or four...

 

[Cletusnow]

Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

Also, high dose oxycodone somehow affects your ability to sense bladder fullness. Almost pissed myself a few times. Keep the walker close by.

 

[orng_blud]

Glad we were forced to discontinue spray anti-perspirants...
I wonder what the carbon offset will be on this

Remote volcano in Alaska spews new ash cloud, prompting aviation warnings​

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[AmericanViking]

Glad we were forced to discontinue spray anti-perspirants...
I wonder what the carbon offset will be on this

Remote volcano in Alaska spews new ash cloud, prompting aviation warnings​

MSN

www.msn.com

Spray is all I can wear without getting a really bad rash

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Ukrainian Armed Forces break through first line of defence and reach intermediate line in some southern areas

Hanna Maliar, Deputy Defence Minister, has reported that Ukrainian defenders had broken through the first line of defence of the Russians and moved to the intermediate line in some areas in the south of the country.

news.yahoo.com

 

[ETNVol]

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Classic Trumperism. Trump puts Pence in power, Trump white knights Bud lite, and his sychophants think it's somehow Desantis.

Getting on the Trump train requires you to check your brain at the station.

 

[CDDP]

 

[inFredible]

Thank God I wasn’t next to that fat ass on an international flight. Hope he was courteous enough to buy 2 or three seats.

 

[Jayhacker]

Since when we loaning out C130's for individuals use.

 

[ShaolinNole]

New York Times writer David Brooks finally wonders, “what if we’re actually the bad guys?”​

New York Times writer David Brooks finally wonders, "what if we're actually the bad guys?"... - Revolver News

David Brooks is having an epiphany.

www.revolver.news

 

[BamaRidger]

An impressive young man. We need so many more of him.
Please listen

 

[BamaRidger]

New York Times writer David Brooks finally wonders, “what if we’re actually the bad guys?”​

New York Times writer David Brooks finally wonders, "what if we're actually the bad guys?"... - Revolver News

David Brooks is having an epiphany.

www.revolver.news

 

[CDDP]

 

[Zgdaf]

Need to pick up the kick backs in person.

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

Had forgotten about this

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

Irrelevant fatass does irrelevant things

 

[CDDP]

 

[MortgageHorn]

I have some relatives there also. It's about 40 miles from me.

Some relatives?

What are you talking about? All of you fuckers are related

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

 

[dirty022]

Well LAC, going in first thing Monday AM for my hip replacement. Doctor tells me he will have me walking out of the hospital about 6 hours post surgery. Sounds too good to be true, but he claims my proper eating habits and routine exercise regimen will pay dividends for me and I won't have to stay overnight in the hospital. Here's to hoping he's correct. I'm 50 and have yet to spend the night in a hospital as a patient. I'd like to keep the streak alive.

Any tips some of you other olds can share with me who have been through this would be appreciated. Do's and dont's and things you wish you had been aware of prior to surgery.

My 78 yr old Mother has had both hips done in the last 2 years. Her last one was about 2 months ago. She walked out and was pretty much 100% in 6 weeks.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Some relatives?

What are you talking about? All of you fuckers are related

 

[MortgageHorn]

or re-married moms who won't let the step dad whip their ass.

This was one of my biggest issues and reasons for divorce from my ex wife who had boys

 

[orng_blud]

This was one of my biggest issues and reasons for divorce from my ex wife who had boys

 

[orng_blud]

 

[imprimis]

Yep I had a bottle of colace in my basket. And some Tums

I think it would be hard sitting on the shitter after hip replacement and then trying to squeeze one out.

 

[Goldhedge]

THE J6 INDICTMENT JUST BLEW UP IN THE DEMS' FACE!!!​

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[Jayhox]

Had forgotten about this

Morning Hoe doesn’t have that as part of their guest panelist intros, do they?

 

[Jayhox]

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Perfect setup for an Obama daughters version.

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

This was one of my biggest issues and reasons for divorce from my ex wife who had boys

If you aren’t their parent then you shouldn’t be parenting them.

In fact parents shouldn’t remarry until their kids are fully grown and moved out if they have a split. If people can’t keep their first family and marriage together the last thing the need is a second family and marriage to further complicate things. Parents make a commitment to those children when they choose to have them and when they put their own selfish desires first, like wanting to remarry, they are breaking that commitment.