Are you going to the Crootn Symposium (Its blowing up! 15 spots left)

[Chris Farley]

July 16-18. Birmingham: Fun times, good food and drink, golf, possible debauchery, and FREEDOM!

 

[Cre8ive]

President Trump has posted opportunities for his visit to your event, among other things on his new website, designed specifically to give people an opportunity to interact with him in different ways. I have asked for a visit to our Symposium. Long story short - I have officially invited President Trump as per his protocol on his official website to attend our Saturday the 17th Symposium from 10 to 2 pm. My sources tell me he is planning to be working the southern states during that time frame. Bottom line - you can't win the lottery unless you buy a ticket. And I told him that Elon Musk, Joe Rogan and Chris Farley plan to attend. Bill Gates asked for an invitation and I told him to kiss my man-spreading, micro-aggression spreading white privileged ass.

 

[Chris Farley]

President Trump has posted opportunities for his visit to your event, among other things. I have officially invited President Trump as per his protocol on his official website. to attend our Saturday the 17th Symposium from 10 to 2 pm. My sources tell me he is planning to be working the southern states during that time frame. Bottom line - you can't win the lottery unless you buy a ticket.

That would be fucking insane if he actually said yes

 

[Cincinattus91]

President Trump has posted opportunities for his visit to your event, among other things on his new website, designed specifically to give people an opportunity to interact with him in different ways. I have asked for a visit to our Symposium. Long story short - I have officially invited President Trump as per his protocol on his official website to attend our Saturday the 17th Symposium from 10 to 2 pm. My sources tell me he is planning to be working the southern states during that time frame. Bottom line - you can't win the lottery unless you buy a ticket. And I told him that Elon Musk, Joe Rogan and Chris plan to attend. Bill Gates asked for an invitation and I told him to kiss my man-spreading, micro-aggression spreading white privileged ass.

He's coming

 

[squanchy]

Listen as long as there are places for squanchy to squanch he'll be there!

 

[Rebarcock.]

Listen as long as there are places for squanchy to squanch he'll be there!

Come on squanchy I want yo tbe there. I fyy in at 11. From Charleston. 351 I think on what nack
Ive never done one of these hangouy but really exited for this
We need to lead this busines

 

[shiv]

Come on squanchy I want yo tbe there. I fky in at 11 continued. From Charleston. 351 I think tax incluDe d
Ive never done onne of these but really exited for this.

.i can carry or rent poles kfnsome wanna golf and others fish.

I’m not really a golfer or fisher so if anyone just wants to come and chill that’s what I’ll be doing. Down to go out and get grub though

 

[Chris Farley]

Come on squanchy I want yo tbe there. I fky in at 11 continued. From Charleston. 351 I think tax incluDe d
Ive never done onne of these but really exited for this.

.i can carry or rent poles kfnsome wanna golf and others fish.

Wtf are you saying bruh?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Go look corrected shut phone

 

[squanchy]

Come on squanchy I want yo tbe there. I fyy in at 11. From Charleston. 351 I think on what nack
Ive never done one of these hangouy but really exited for this
We need to lead this busines

Did you have a stroke while writing this?

 

[Rebarcock.]

I edieted. My phone if ducked buy t Ron no googlr

Did you have a stroke while writing this?

 

[Chris Farley]

Who’s gonna get crazy with me!?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Who’s gonna get crazy with me!?

Im in for fun blaze food golf iir chillen.I. im coming fornthe meeting

 

[Mmal7777]

July 16-18. Birmingham, AL @ Eden Brae Mansion. Fun times, good food and drink, golf, possible debauchery, and FREEDOM!

I’ve got family on bham but I also have a business to run. Don’t count me in but don’t count me out. Hope that helps

 

[America 1st]

Who’s gonna get crazy with me!?

If I miss the GOAT I'm gonna melt.

 

[Chris Farley]

If I miss the GOAT I'm gonna melt.

Oh it’s gonna get crazy!!

 

[America 1st]

Oh it’s gonna get crazy!!

FML

 

[Chris Farley]

FML

I’ll FT you

 

[RonwellQuincyDobbs]

I'm a maybe. Realistically, if I tell my wife that I'm going to Birmingham for a few days to hang out with my e-friends(and possibly the GOAT BDD himself), she's going to think that I've finally lost my mind for good. But, I've been known to pull this kind of shit off...Do I pay a price for a couple of weeks, post trip? Sure! But that allows me to catch up on shit in the yard and in my workshop

 

[Joe Kings]

I’m not really a golfer or fisher so if anyone just wants to come and chill that’s what I’ll be doing. Down to go out and get grub though

Im not a golfer but Ill play. Ill fish all day long. Ill def hang with you though

 

[Chris Farley]

Im not a golfer but Ill play. Ill fish all day long. Ill def hang with you though

So you going or not?

 

[shiv]

Im not a golfer but Ill play. Ill fish all day long. Ill def hang with you though

Cool man, looking forward to meeting everyone.

I’m really not even sure there will be a convenient spot for fishing.

 

[Chris Farley]

Attention everybody, we have 10 confirmed going so far. That means we only have 16 more spots available. This thing is blowing up fast, so if you wanna go, please let me know ASAP!

 

[Gump_Tiger]

I’m in!

 

[BurntJ]

I’m in!

Look at this sly bastard sneaking in......Im jealous! If this guy and BDD show up......FML!

 

[Rebarcock.]

Glad Gump got the massage. Cannot wait meed you duse. You heloed me theough som e tuff ass time in my myself. Hope your longs atunore are getiing better


Ill bring boggle for fun

 

[Rebarcock.]

Aherebwenat

 

[Chris Farley]

News flash: there WILL be some entertainment provided on Saturday night! That is all.

 

[BLatta12]

Emilio Estevez and Trump, does it get any better?

 

[BurntJ]

Emilio Estevez and Trump, does it get any better?

Should do a raffle to determine who gets to be the meat in that sammich.

 

[BigBucnNole]

If you get BDD to go, I’ll go.

 

[Yep00]

Who needs BDD, @Gump_Tiger will be there and @Chris Farley.

 

[shiv]

Who needs BDD, @Gump_Tiger will be there and @Chris Farley.

 

[MeridianOSU]

Be sure to post pics and notes. Version 2 I vote for Sun Valley or Yellowstone to ski or snowmobile @BurtReynoldsMustache

Edit for I can’t ski due to hip. That said, have you ever rode a toboggan down a ski mountain. That takes some talent too.

 

[Gump_Tiger]

Glad Gump got the massage. Cannot wait meed you duse. You heloed me theough som e tuff ass time in my myself. Hope your longs atunore are getiing better


Ill bring boggle for fun

8 straight clean doctor visits!

 

[IdrinkandIKNOWthings]

Who TF is BDD?

 

[sanction]

Who TF is BDD?

I am not involved but I think that ls D Trump.

 

[America 1st]

Who TF is BDD?

The

 

[Phillip McKraken]

Big Dick Dan Crenshaw.

 

[Chris Farley]

Big Dick Dan Crenshaw.

Working on getting him as well but he’s currently laid up in bed after eye surgery. Probably a no go.