What do you do for a living?

[absoluteUnit]

I've been a manager with McD since high school. Over 90% of McD in the US are franchises, owned and operated by private companies.
Some owner ops suck, some are great.
My op is fantastic, I make 46k/year as a 1st assistant.
Full medical, dental, vision. Scholarships for any accredited program. Discounted childcare (even though I don't need that shit).
Once you get your own store you get a company car lease every 3 years (Chevy malibu or cruz), and they make 60k plus.
The next step up is area supervisor, they make 70k plus and get a new Tesla every 2 years.
The food is shit though, my location especially we have 0 healthy food. It's all fried bullshit.
You should see what the fryer grease looks like when it's not heated to 300 degrees (it looks like butter, which is what will be sitting in your veins if you frequent McD).

 

[Rusty Student]

I'm a proctologist

 

[shiv]

I'm a proctologist

 

[Oler Ted]

I write romance novels about supple teenage boys falling in love with beautiful thick women

 

[OTD Sports]

We deliver top-notch sporting news and opinionated takes while leaving out the woke nonsense.

 

[TheNJNole]

I'm a proctologist

What can I get for $2.50?

 

[Oler Ted]

What can I get for $2.50?

You can sniff an old exam glove out of the garbage

 

[American Deplorable]

Retired. Golf most of the time now.

 

[tiderollsonu]

What can I get for $2.50?

That seems a little low to pay a man for some ass play.....

As for what I do I am a Systems Engineer and work on business computer systems. I am neither MB rich nor a poor.... somewhere in between

 

[VosFrost]

OP, I highly recommend a separate AMA thread. I’m sure you have some stories.

 

[Nayat]

I get paid to be an intermediary between clients and people inside my office who aren’t sales for a worker’s compensation insurance company. Being licensed is a hack for my job and I’m basically paid for my time in the office as it takes little to no effort to complete expected tasks at an extremely high level compared to my peers.

 

[Rusty Student]

What can I get for $2.50?

A phone call to my receptionist.

 

[Cyberty]

I've been a manager with McD since high school. Over 90% of McD in the US are franchises, owned and operated by private companies.
Some owner ops suck, some are great.
My op is fantastic, I make 46k/year as a 1st assistant.
Full medical, dental, vision. Scholarships for any accredited program. Discounted childcare (even though I don't need that shit).
Once you get your own store you get a company car lease every 3 years (Chevy malibu or cruz), and they make 60k plus.
The next step up is area supervisor, they make 70k plus and get a new Tesla every 2 years.
The food is shit though, my location especially we have 0 healthy food. It's all fried bullshit.
You should see what the fryer grease looks like when it's not heated to 300 degrees (it looks like butter, which is what will be sitting in your veins if you frequent McD).

Did you find a post from the 90’s and copy it?

 

[d-tiger45]

I do porno. My name is BUCK naked

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Re investing
Own restaurants

 

[that guy fawkes]

I've been a manager with McD since high school. Over 90% of McD in the US are franchises, owned and operated by private companies.
Some owner ops suck, some are great.
My op is fantastic, I make 46k/year as a 1st assistant.
Full medical, dental, vision. Scholarships for any accredited program. Discounted childcare (even though I don't need that shit).
Once you get your own store you get a company car lease every 3 years (Chevy malibu or cruz), and they make 60k plus.
The next step up is area supervisor, they make 70k plus and get a new Tesla every 2 years.
The food is shit though, my location especially we have 0 healthy food. It's all fried bullshit.
You should see what the fryer grease looks like when it's not heated to 300 degrees (it looks like butter, which is what will be sitting in your veins if you frequent McD).

I deliver mail. My route is 120 miles per day in the mountains of WV.

 

[TJHall1]

Women pay me to fuck them.

 

[Oler Ted]

I deliver mail. My route is 120 miles per day in the mountains of WV.

^this guy fawkes

 

[44Bobcats55]

Supply Chain SME

 

[AmericanViking]

I’m a program analyst I deal with policy and field operations for the VA.

 

[Jakethedog]

I fix trains and keep them on the rails

 

[Sandford’s_Finest]

I’m a systems analyst/programmer for a large health insurance company. That’s my day job.

On weekends I work on my cars, do lawn stuff, and beat up homeless people.

 

[22*43*51]

I've been a manager with McD since high school. Over 90% of McD in the US are franchises, owned and operated by private companies.
Some owner ops suck, some are great.
My op is fantastic, I make 46k/year as a 1st assistant.
Full medical, dental, vision. Scholarships for any accredited program. Discounted childcare (even though I don't need that shit).
Once you get your own store you get a company car lease every 3 years (Chevy malibu or cruz), and they make 60k plus.
The next step up is area supervisor, they make 70k plus and get a new Tesla every 2 years.
The food is shit though, my location especially we have 0 healthy food. It's all fried bullshit.
You should see what the fryer grease looks like when it's not heated to 300 degrees (it looks like butter, which is what will be sitting in your veins if you frequent McD).

Sounds like you're gonna be ready to finance a waterbed soon.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Sounds like you're gonna be ready to finance a waterbed soon.

I wish. I’ve got to pay off my recliner first

 

[Detective John Kimble]

I’m a Master Baiter

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[Uncle Muscles]

I've been a manager with McD since high school. Over 90% of McD in the US are franchises, owned and operated by private companies.
Some owner ops suck, some are great.
My op is fantastic, I make 46k/year as a 1st assistant.
Full medical, dental, vision. Scholarships for any accredited program. Discounted childcare (even though I don't need that shit).
Once you get your own store you get a company car lease every 3 years (Chevy malibu or cruz), and they make 60k plus.
The next step up is area supervisor, they make 70k plus and get a new Tesla every 2 years.
The food is shit though, my location especially we have 0 healthy food. It's all fried bullshit.
You should see what the fryer grease looks like when it's not heated to 300 degrees (it looks like butter, which is what will be sitting in your veins if you frequent McD).

Too bad your student loans didn’t produce for you

 

[OrangenBlue98]

I’m a systems analyst/programmer for a large health insurance company. That’s my day job.

On weekends I work on my cars, do lawn stuff, and beat up homeless people.

You could become a superhero in California, "Homeless Slayer".