United Carolina

[absoluteUnit]

As a North Carolinian and a citizen of the superior Carolina state, i propose we declare war on and conquer the poorer and dumber state of South Carolina.

This forced unification will come at a great cost to South Carolina but there are many reasons i propose we invade our southern neighbor and forcefully consume them into our state.

1. They have terrible leadership and poor budgeting. (See their roads)
2. Most uneducated state in the USA
3. People living in third world conditions
4. Many natural resources we can take advantage of after conquering them
5. It is inhumane to watch South Carolinians suffer in filth and live in such poverty and not do something about it. Its time we take control and do things our way.

We can conquer South Carolina in just 3 days if we decide to go through with it. There will be little resistance aside from a few fat Cletus’s in the trailer parks and Tyrones in the inner cities.

We have double their population and double their wealth and double the supplies, conquering them will be an easy task for North Carolinians. Also they are way dumbest and less intelligent, it would be like conquering a undeveloped African nation.

 

[absoluteUnit]

The only BBQ allowed after we annex you faggots will be Vinegar based BBQ,

Your trailer park Mustard based BBQ will be illegal.

 

[ttyh]

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

The only BBQ allowed after we annex you faggots will be Vinegar based BBQ,

Your trailer park Mustard based BBQ will be illegal.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Sure,we're dumb and poorly funded, but we'll not lose to a bunch of fake "Virginians" and wine n cheese loving, dick riding liberal faggits like those found in UNcarolina...

 

[absoluteUnit]

Sure,we're dumb and poorly funded, but we'll not lose to a bunch of fake "Virginians" and wine n cheese loving, dick riding liberal faggits like those found in UNcarolina...

You don’t have Mountain survivalist like we do. Your little average trailer park cletus doesn’t stand a chance against a well trained mountain man who can shoot and kill from 500yards away with ease.

1 mountain soldier is worth 50 SC Trailer park Cletus’s

 

[Astragalus]

Come at us, bro. The only thing y’all got double on our state is the average BMI.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Come at us, bro. The only thing y’all got double on our state is the average BMI.

You won’t stand a chance against our Appalachian Survivalist. Your crackheads will get picked off 500yard out before they know what happened. And you guys aren’t running away on your little mopeds all of you drive.

You should just accept annexation, and then you guys can be successful as we are. This is a good thing. Lower the palmetto flag and raise the good Ol Tarheel state flag and you will be spared.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

No doubt about that, but "your" mountain folk would probably fight with US'N uneducated fam...they don't like y'alls Kentucky Jelly swallowing libtard faggitry any more than WE do...so...there's that

 

[Astragalus]

Your Appalachian hillbillies are gonna be so blind drunk on moonshine they’ll probably shoot each other. If they are able to actually stumble down out of the mountains they‘ll probably end up blowing themselves to smithereens with the mobile meth labs they will be obligated to take with them. Won’t be able to ID them, though. You need teeth to actually have dental records.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

You won’t stand a chance against our Appalachian Survivalist. Your crackheads will get picked off 500yard out before they know what happened. And you guys aren’t running away on your little mopeds all of you drive.

You should just accept annexation, and then you guys can be successful as we are. This is a good thing. Lower the palmetto flag and raise the good Ol Tarheel state flag and you will be spared.

 

[tiderollsonu]

If it means we do not have fluff bottom as a senator anymore I am good with it

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

And...

With the easy win...

 

[TopHook]

That Carolina is soccer in the world of Football between the 2.

 

[TopHook]

If it means we do not have fluff bottom as a senator anymore I am good with it

Then we get their limp wrist faggot with even more limper legs.

 

[TopHook]

The only BBQ allowed after we annex you faggots will be Vinegar based BBQ,

Your trailer park Mustard based BBQ will be illegal.

If there's a bb&t left meet me at it.

 

[Rebarcock.]

As a North Carolinian and a citizen of the superior Carolina state, i propose we declare war on and conquer the poorer and dumber state of South Carolina.

This forced unification will come at a great cost to South Carolina but there are many reasons i propose we invade our southern neighbor and forcefully consume them into our state.

1. They have terrible leadership and poor budgeting. (See their roads)
2. Most uneducated state in the USA
3. People living in third world conditions
4. Many natural resources we can take advantage of after conquering them
5. It is inhumane to watch South Carolinians suffer in filth and live in such poverty and not do something about it. Its time we take control and do things our way.

We can conquer South Carolina in just 3 days if we decide to go through with it. There will be little resistance aside from a few fat Cletus’s in the trailer parks and Tyrones in the inner cities.

We have double their population and double their wealth and double the supplies, conquering them will be an easy task for North Carolinians. Also they are way dumbest and less intelligent, it would be like conquering a undeveloped African nation.

I'll make shat gouda cheese Swiss real time faggit. I'll teach a black kid to shootbyourbwine glasses shoot yall can't even runb mayo on you cocks faggit...no fucking chacne yalk win. Shaw MCENTIRE Jackson and we will wipe Sav rive site uou your momma gash

 

[Rebarcock.]

And...
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With the easy win...

I'm fonda buy that. Link or name of flags

 

[tiderollsonu]

Then we get their limp wrist faggot with even more limper legs.
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Would take him over Graham any day

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I'm fonda buy that. Link or name of flags

SC battle flag, bro

 

[AgentOrange186]

You don’t have Mountain survivalist like we do. Your little average trailer park cletus doesn’t stand a chance against a well trained mountain man who can shoot and kill from 500yards away with ease.

1 mountain soldier is worth 50 SC Trailer park Cletus’s

We don't like the state of Scarolina any more than you all do. But if you so much as take one ill-intended step over their line then you will have to deal with the wrath of a liquored up heard of heathens marching over the mountains ready to beat your ass senseless with the butt end of our long rifles.

The state of Tennessee is not prepared to tolerate any more of your liberal faggitry!

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

We don't like the state of Scarolina any more than you all do. But if you so much as take one ill-intended step over their line then you will have to deal with the wrath of a liquored up heard of heathens marching over the mountains ready to beat your ass senseless with the butt end of our long rifles.

The state of Tennessee is not prepared to tolerate any more of your liberal faggitry!

 

[TheNJNole]

As a North Carolinian and a citizen of the superior Carolina state, i propose we declare war on and conquer the poorer and dumber state of South Carolina.

This forced unification will come at a great cost to South Carolina but there are many reasons i propose we invade our southern neighbor and forcefully consume them into our state.

1. They have terrible leadership and poor budgeting. (See their roads)
2. Most uneducated state in the USA
3. People living in third world conditions
4. Many natural resources we can take advantage of after conquering them
5. It is inhumane to watch South Carolinians suffer in filth and live in such poverty and not do something about it. Its time we take control and do things our way.

We can conquer South Carolina in just 3 days if we decide to go through with it. There will be little resistance aside from a few fat Cletus’s in the trailer parks and Tyrones in the inner cities.

We have double their population and double their wealth and double the supplies, conquering them will be an easy task for North Carolinians. Also they are way dumbest and less intelligent, it would be like conquering a undeveloped African nation.

I could get behind this.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I could get behind this.

 

[Rebarcock.]

SC battle flag, bro

O got a degree in history and granted I'm old but I don't remember ever seeing that.
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[Skinnyman]

You don’t have Mountain survivalist like we do. Your little average trailer park cletus doesn’t stand a chance against a well trained mountain man who can shoot and kill from 500yards away with ease.

1 mountain soldier is worth 50 SC Trailer park Cletus’s

You talking about Eustace, you faggot? Hes harmless and a USC Grad. He would put you to work for once.

 

[TopHook]

Why would a pearl get with a piece of shit?

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

As a citizen of North Carolina, I believe it has been infiltrated with far more liberal faggits than our Southern brethren...

 

[Rva]

This is like the blind kids plotting to beat up the retarded kids.

 

[TopHook]

This is like the blind kids plotting to beat up the retarded kids.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

This is like the blind kids plotting to beat up the retarded kids.

 

[Rebarcock.]

As a North Carolinian and a citizen of the superior Carolina state, i propose we declare war on and conquer the poorer and dumber state of South Carolina.

This forced unification will come at a great cost to South Carolina but there are many reasons i propose we invade our southern neighbor and forcefully consume them into our state.

1. They have terrible leadership and poor budgeting. (See their roads)
2. Most uneducated state in the USA
3. People living in third world conditions
4. Many natural resources we can take advantage of after conquering them
5. It is inhumane to watch South Carolinians suffer in filth and live in such poverty and not do something about it. Its time we take control and do things our way.

We can conquer South Carolina in just 3 days if we decide to go through with it. There will be little resistance aside from a few fat Cletus’s in the trailer parks and Tyrones in the inner cities.

We have double their population and double their wealth and double the supplies, conquering them will be an easy task for North Carolinians. Also they are way dumbest and less intelligent, it would be like conquering a undeveloped African natio We would destroy NC bc the mountain folks and sandpaper would be with us. NC is 3 states in one. The neopolitan ice-cream and the vanilla is shapel hill and middle of the state.

I'm so confident we would whip their ass that I don't even want a gun I'll just use a knife in the machete

 

[Rebarcock.]

As a North Carolinian and a citizen of the superior Carolina state, i propose we declare war on and conquer the poorer and dumber state of South Carolina.

This forced unification will come at a great cost to South Carolina but there are many reasons i propose we invade our southern neighbor and forcefully consume them into our state.

1. They have terrible leadership and poor budgeting. (See their roads)
2. Most uneducated state in the USA
3. People living in third world conditions
4. Many natural resources we can take advantage of after conquering them
5. It is inhumane to watch South Carolinians suffer in filth and live in such poverty and not do something about it. Its time we take control and do things our way.

We can conquer South Carolina in just 3 days if we decide to go through with it. There will be little resistance aside from a few fat Cletus’s in the trailer parks and Tyrones in the inner cities.

We have double their population and double their wealth and double the supplies, conquering them will be an easy task for North Carolinians. Also they are way dumbest and less intelligent, it would be like conquering a undeveloped African nation.

I'm moving to huntsville

 

[Rebarcock.]

Sure,we're dumb and poorly funded, but we'll not lose to a bunch of fake "Virginians" and wine n cheese loving, dick riding liberal faggits like those found in UNcarolina...

They love fomunda cheez

 

[Rebarcock.]

I could get behind this.

Who's the bravest person in New Jersey a transsexual piss off

 

[Rebarcock.]

As a citizen of North Carolina, I believe it has been infiltrated with far more liberal faggits than our Southern brethren...

I consider Raleigh to be the edge of the good part on the east of North Carolina

 

[Rebarcock.]

This is like the blind kids plotting to beat up the retarded kids.

Retards win South Carolina wins

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

I consider Raleigh to be the edge of the good part on the east of North Carolina

I live in Johnston County...I’m just far enough away from the fucks...

 

[TopHook]

Retards win South Carolina wins

 

[Pineapple]

The only BBQ allowed after we annex you faggots will be Vinegar based BBQ,

Your trailer park Mustard based BBQ will be illegal.

You stupid faggots. Vinegar does not go anywhere near BBQ! In fact, BBQ is only brisket. And that doesn’t require anything on it.