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Rva

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If states of North and South Carolina were driving vehicles, both would be jeeps, a Compass and Renegade respectively. Both try so hard to look tough, act tough, and claim to be a big boys, but fall short (even Iowa mocks them) On the way to “off road” North Carolina would get stuck in the parking lot gravel before the trail head, and the other wouldn’t have made it that far.
South Carolina’s mom needed to pick up the twins from the swim meet* and needed the car. Yes SC’s father was supposed to pick up the girls, but he was sure this was the year the model train club would make him president and when he didn’t win ( 5th time is not a charm) he needed to work out his anger, hostility, and depression by volunteering at the food bank.

*The twins got a trophy, but then again so did everyone, even the daughter of Kentucky who pees in the pool while giggles and Smells of a mixture of stale body odor, Cheetos, and tang.
 

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Texas. Fort Worth, not those faggots from Dallas, Houston, Austin. Those fags probably gargle sausage and put ketchup on brisket.

So you got those communist hippy fags.
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Jealousy is palatable.
@Rva that means it taste good.


Jealousy is palatable.
@Rva that means it taste good.
yes, I’m jealous of a state where the most famous person is, Steve Spurrier. I’m also glad they started the Civil War by bombarding fort Sumter, but couldn’t kill anybody (except a Horse)
A lame state where everybody has an even lamer sticker on the back of their Subaru with a black palm tree. No State, except Delaware (and parts of Montana) is jealous of the contributions to America by the fine state of South Carolina.
 

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yes, I’m jealous of a state where the most famous person is, Steve Spurrier. I’m also glad they started the Civil War by bombarding fort Sumter, but couldn’t kill anybody (except a Horse)
A lame state where everybody has an even lamer sticker on the back of their Subaru with a black palm tree. No State, except Delaware (and parts of Montana) is jealous of the contributions to America by the fine state of South Carolina.
Well at least Steve Spurrier isn't scared of a f****** ghost
 

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Seriously WTF?
Bruh....
Potato chips? Collards
Shiner? Sweet Josie
Raw onions and white bread (Lightly toasted) as a side with the brisket and you best have a spicy pickle
I like pickled onions and vegetables too
Pineapple just doesn't understand what we say eat deez nuts we're talking about boiled peanuts
 

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yes, I’m jealous of a state where the most famous person is, Steve Spurrier. I’m also glad they started the Civil War by bombarding fort Sumter, but couldn’t kill anybody (except a Horse)
A lame state where everybody has an even lamer sticker on the back of their Subaru with a black palm tree. No State, except Delaware (and parts of Montana) is jealous of the contributions to America by the fine state of South Carolina.
1. Never heard of Andrew Jackson?
2. Why would we bomb and kill our own horse?
3. I do have a Subaru (It's a damn good car), You wouldn't be able to notice a black palmetto sticker. They are usually white, and the fact that you look that hard at our stickers just cements the jealousy.
4. Not sure I don't understand.
5. You had to quote me twice? Don't blame ya.
 

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Lol Andrew Jackson. Great man of character. If he wasn’t taking Indians out of Florida, he was breaking protocol and killing people in duels by shooting twice. (although he did detest a national banking system so he’s OK in my book)

Seems like if you’re going to start a war that would pit brother against brother, of the country, you would at least do better than a bunch of antifa. Members could do hopped up on Mountain Dew and gay sex.

When I lived in Virginia I saw that stupid sticker so much that I had to chuckle. It’s like if the Washington generals or shirts about second place trophies to the Globetrotters. I bet the rainbow version sells much better than the other. An LOL at you and youe Subaru. That car, cool, although his girlfriends tits in those movies would make me possibly considering getting an Uber. That was a Subaru.

And yes, I’ve posted it twice, sorry I have other things to do on a Sunday evening, besides, check my format on a message board making fun of South Carolina.
 

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Lol Andrew Jackson. Great man of character. If he wasn’t taking Indians out of Florida, he was breaking protocol and killing people in duels by shooting twice. (although he did detest a national banking system so he’s OK in my book)

Seems like if you’re going to start a war that would pit brother against brother, of the country, you would at least do better than a bunch of antifa. Members could do hopped up on Mountain Dew and gay sex.

When I lived in Virginia I saw that stupid sticker so much that I had to chuckle. It’s like if the Washington generals or shirts about second place trophies to the Globetrotters. I bet the rainbow version sells much better than the other. An LOL at you and youe Subaru. That car, cool, although his girlfriends tits in those movies would make me possibly considering getting an Uber. That was a Subaru.

And yes, I’ve posted it twice, sorry I have other things to do on a Sunday evening, besides, check my format on a message board making fun of South Carolina.
Everyone knows Andrew Jackson. Even faggot liberals know him.
What better reason than to start a fight over property rights.
we know Virginians want to get out of there and show off they got out.
While you write a whole page to say how much you don't care.
 

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I’m not from Virginia, nor claim to be. However, Virginia has a right to brag about their contributions to the country. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, I doubt those two great man would even stop to poop at a Holiday Inn lobby in South Carolina squeeze their cheeks in 40 minutes, they’ll be somewhere that doesn’t have a Bojangles franchise or cookout
 

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I’m not from Virginia, nor claim to be. However, Virginia has a right to brag about their contributions to the country. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, I doubt those two great man would even stop to poop at a Holiday Inn lobby in South Carolina squeeze their cheeks in 40 minutes, they’ll be somewhere that doesn’t have a Bojangles franchise or cookout
They have. G. Washington stood up on top of the highest point in (now) windy hill and named it as such. He also coined the term Sandlapper which is what I am. Where you from?
Actually have a funny picture to share.
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No doubt about that, but "your" mountain folk would probably fight with US'N uneducated fam...they don't like y'alls Kentucky Jelly swallowing libtard faggitry any more than WE do...so...there's that 😉
Peaked my interest. Do that fags from the north have a mantra of if you tell me not to, I'll do it just in spite of you telling me not to? (Within reason of course)
 

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If states of North and South Carolina were driving vehicles, both would be jeeps, a Compass and Renegade respectively. Both try so hard to look tough, act tough, and claim to be a big boys, but fall short (even Iowa mocks them) On the way to “off road” North Carolina would get stuck in the parking lot gravel before the trail head, and the other wouldn’t have made it that far.
South Carolina’s mom needed to pick up the twins from the swim meet* and needed the car. Yes SC’s father was supposed to pick up the girls, but he was sure this was the year the model train club would make him president and when he didn’t win ( 5th time is not a charm) he needed to work out his anger, hostility, and depression by volunteering at the food bank.

*The twins got a trophy, but then again so did everyone, even the daughter of Kentucky who pees in the pool while giggles and Smells of a mixture of stale body odor, Cheetos, and tang.
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They have. G. Washington stood up on top of the highest point in (now) windy hill and named it as such. He also coined the term Sandlapper which is what I am. Where you from?
Actually have a funny picture to share.
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I am originally a West Texas from Lubbock. Now I’m in South Texas on the coast (Corpus Christi)
My cousin lives in some town called Bluffton South Carolina. I don’t know much about it.
 

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I am originally a West Texas from Lubbock. Now I’m in South Texas on the coast (Corpus Christi)
My cousin lives in some town called Bluffton South Carolina. I don’t know much about it.
they know some gullah and know that is the birth place of BBQ( as we know it ). Not so far from @Rebarcock.
 

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