If states of North and South Carolina were driving vehicles, both would be jeeps, a Compass and Renegade respectively. Both try so hard to look tough, act tough, and claim to be a big boys, but fall short (even Iowa mocks them) On the way to “off road” North Carolina would get stuck in the parking lot gravel before the trail head, and the other wouldn’t have made it that far.
South Carolina’s mom needed to pick up the twins from the swim meet* and needed the car. Yes SC’s father was supposed to pick up the girls, but he was sure this was the year the model train club would make him president and when he didn’t win ( 5th time is not a charm) he needed to work out his anger, hostility, and depression by volunteering at the food bank.
*The twins got a trophy, but then again so did everyone, even the daughter of Kentucky who pees in the pool while giggles and Smells of a mixture of stale body odor, Cheetos, and tang.