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United Carolina

As a North Carolinian and a citizen of the superior Carolina state, i propose we declare war on and conquer the poorer and dumber state of South Carolina.

This forced unification will come at a great cost to South Carolina but there are many reasons i propose we invade our southern neighbor and forcefully consume them into our state.

1. They have terrible leadership and poor budgeting. (See their roads)
2. Most uneducated state in the USA
3. People living in third world conditions
4. Many natural resources we can take advantage of after conquering them
5. It is inhumane to watch South Carolinians suffer in filth and live in such poverty and not do something about it. Its time we take control and do things our way.

We can conquer South Carolina in just 3 days if we decide to go through with it. There will be little resistance aside from a few fat Cletus’s in the trailer parks and Tyrones in the inner cities.

We have double their population and double their wealth and double the supplies, conquering them will be an easy task for North Carolinians. Also they are way dumbest and less intelligent, it would be like conquering an undeveloped African nation.
Where is this fat bastard
 
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