Lost my beer and my sandwich on my way to post this

[PawPower1981]

I bought a pack of some fag gummy at this shady gas station 3 hours ago and now I’m almost tripping I keep eating but it’s not like sobering up quick when I’m drunk

Help

 

[Rusty Student]

lmao what's a fag gummy?

 

[TopHook]

Where the last place you had your beer?

 

[PawPower1981]

Where the last place you had your beer?

I went to a pool meet for my sons raced i brot my own drink but their were 3 milfs that may have roofied me

I think it was a vegan gummy it said bannna but tastes like camel urine

 

[Uncle Muscles]

I went to a pool meet for my sons raced i brot my own drink but their were 3 milfs that may have roofied me

I think it was a vegan gummy it said bannna but tastes like camel urine

Pics of milfs?

 

[Oler Ted]

I just want to know is your sandwich safe

 

[PawPower1981]

I just want to know is your sandwich safe

I found it and ate. Was a regular BPJ but I put hazel nuts on it too

 

[Edgehollow]

Pics of milfs?

This.

 

[PawPower1981]

This.

I didn’t take any pics because I don’t want to be a creeper guy. However, my kid made friends with 3 of the hot moms kids and my wife has been hanging out with em. She left me alone with them I’ve been bla king in and out sir hours but I remover talking to the. Don’t know what I said but it was probably dumb

 

[thenick_ttu]

I found it and ate. Was a regular BPJ but I put hazel nuts on it too

That sounds delicious.

When I worked in an office, I ate PB&J with a side of goldfish for lunch almost everyday. It was all provided by the company in our kitchen so it was free for me. Lots of people gave me shit, but I always thought "if it's good enough for my kids, it's good enough for me". I love me some PB&J.

 

[Oler Ted]

I found it and ate. Was a regular BPJ but I put hazel nuts on it too

Beanut putter and jelly?

 

[d-tiger45]

Have some real legal gummies from a legal state and bought some “delta 9” gummie and they fvck me way more up than the real ones . Good luck OP.

 

[SmokeHouse423]

That sounds delicious.

When I worked in an office, I ate PB&J with a side of goldfish for lunch almost everyday. It was all provided by the company in our kitchen so it was free for me. Lots of people gave me shit, but I always thought "if it's good enough for my kids, it's good enough for me". I love me some PB&J.

PB&J and goldfish. I’ve never worked for a high end place that offers huge perks like this.

 

[PawPower1981]

That was not regular THC. I think there was Molly in there, because my arms and legs were tingling and my wife said I was talking to all the women at the pool and that is not my style

 

[TopHook]

That was not regular THC. I think there was Molly in there, because my arms and legs were tingling and my wife said I was talking to all the women at the pool and that is not my style

Did you get any numbers?

 

[PawPower1981]

Did you get any numbers?

No but I know an eye fuck when I see one. There wasn’t a husband there over 5-11, so I look like Shawn Bradley out there

 

[TJHall1]

You can send me whatever you have left.

 

[champsballs]

That was not regular THC. I think there was Molly in there, because my arms and legs were tingling and my wife said I was talking to all the women at the pool and that is not my style

Sounds like u may have taken a benzo or 2 as well. Only a takes a few beers to blast off with a few of them and the edibles are like a cherry on top for a good night. Turns me into a chatty Kathy as well with the wives and they’re always disappointed when I tell them I’m leaving after I get them all wet and to enjoy their fat sweaty husbands for their 2 minutes of glory later that night.

 

[TopHook]

This seems appropriate.

@PawPower1981

 

[shiv]

A worthy sacrifice to post on TFSF

 

[Uncle Muscles]

A worthy sacrifice to post on TFSF

Disagree. Give me a beer and a sandwich any day of the week