Explain your user name in this thread

[absoluteUnit]

I’m a big boy (5’9” 280) and I thought the absolute unit meme was funny. I like to laugh at myself, but I’ve still got high self esteem. I don’t give a shit about what people think about me

Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit refers to jokes made on Twitter in which people caption images of large objects or people with a variation on the phrase, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.”

knowyourmeme.com

 

[shiv]

The site was originally called Crootn and the guy that helped me get everything started created my account. I’ve never been a huge fan of it, but I believe in tradition.

Generally I go by @shiv. Last name is Shirley, but I have terrible handwriting and someone read the name as Shivley one time, so people started calling me Shiv

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Jake Broe is one of the leading YouTube content creators covering the genocide in Ukraine. I think he is doing something very patriotic and morally upright so I stan him and his channel.

https://youtube.com/@JakeBroe?si=RYWBeZmsWem2iRAw

 

[Oler Ted]

Jake Broe is one of the leading YouTube content creators covering the genocide in Ukraine. I think he is doing something very patriotic and morally upright so I stan him and his channel.

https://youtube.com/@JakeBroe?si=RYWBeZmsWem2iRAw

I’ve never understood your use of the word Stan. Could you please explain

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

I’ve never understood your use of the word Stan. Could you please explain

UrbanDictionary: A crazed and or obsessed fan. The term comes from the song Stan by Eminem. The term Stan is used to describe a fan who goes to great lengths to obsess over a celebrity.

 

[Oler Ted]

I’m old and my name is Ted. Some may not know this, but I’m not the original Ole Ted from the Main Board (that’s why I’m Oler). Ironically I do like thick woman as well, so I’ve made sure to always post them in his honor

 

[Oler Ted]

UrbanDictionary: A crazed and or obsessed fan. The term comes from the song Stan by Eminem. The term Stan is used to describe a fan who goes to great lengths to obsess over a celebrity.

Well Jake is quite handsome so I don’t blame you

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

I’m old and my name is Ted. Some may not know this, but I’m not the original Ole Ted from the Main Board (that’s why I’m Oler). Ironically I do like thick woman as well, so I’ve made sure to always post them in his honor

Who is Ole Ted & what is “the Main Board”?

 

[Oler Ted]

Who is Ole Ted & what is “the Main Board”?

It was a forum for men who wanted to become women, but some of us changed our mind at one point and broke away

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Well Jake is quite handsome so I don’t blame you

I wouldn’t know if he is handsome or not since I’m not gay but thanks for understanding.

I followed his channel back when it centered around financial advice but clearly he has found his calling doing the Lord’s work since Russia’s invasion.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

My name is Richard...Dick Fitzwell...Mr. Fitzwell

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I am who the blank check movie is based on.

 

[Jtrain80]

My name is Justin.

 

[I am El Nino]

Just keeping my message board name. Originated from the Chris Farley skit on SNL.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

Just keeping my message board name. Originated from the Chris Farley skit on SNL.

 

[Old Glory]

My name used to be MSU_Spartans but I disliked their covid policies that took them forever to give up, then they added a bunch of DEI stuff so I wanted to change my username. I was listening to Old Glory by Seth Anthony and just decided to run with that.

 

[44Bobcats55]

When my boys started HS their jersey numbers were 44 and 55. They played for the Celina Bobcats. That was 14 years ago.

 

[RHT 3]

I am under a non disclosure contract so I can't reveal why. Sorry OP.

 

[Cletusnow]

Fan of the Jerry Reed character. Changed Cledus to Cletus and made it my own.

 

[Chuck 2020]

Nickname growing up was Chuck and 20 was the number I wore playing Lacrosse.

 

[laterallyshaking]

My username is inspired by all those who became so enraged/distressed at Trump winning in 2016. Specifically the following quote:

This was left on my car at work. I'm literally shaking right now. I'm not sure if I can even. I fear for my life in #TrumpAmerica.

I changed Literally to Laterally at the last moment to emulate the specific dialect I expect one who might be "literally shaking" would use while speaking.

The selection of this username was a long and thought out process taking at least 2-5 seconds.

 

[TopHook]

 

[Nayat]

Variation of my name from my HS friend group. Can't remember why we started adding hard "a" at the end of each others' names, but it stuck. Nate -> Nayat(Neigh-at)

 

[Taggart]

 

[Dolphincock]

Nothing major but love my dolphins and love my game cocks. Plus i hear dolphins have a large cock

 

[Hutchhawk]

Live in Hutchinson KS and I'm KU alum

 

[Joe Kings]

My Daughter use to read the main board over my shoulder and laugh. I was banned for making an obvious comment about a race. When I restarted, she came up with Joe King and thought it would work for the board. Adding the (s) to king was for originality. Per her

 

[Joe Kings]

I wouldn’t know if he is handsome or not since I’m not gay but thanks for understanding.

I followed his channel back when it centered around financial advice but clearly he has found his calling doing the Lord’s work since Russia’s invasion.

Youre such a Fn tool. I cannot believe you job is to get paid to troll message boards.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Youre such a Fn tool. I cannot believe you job is to get paid to troll message boards.

Im not trolling nor am I getting paid you retard.

I post because I enjoy it and I feel like I am fulfilling my patriotic duty to quash communist propaganda.

 

[Oler Ted]

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I always thought you picked your username based on your penis shape

 

[TopHook]

I always thought you picked your username based on your penis shape

Is that what you call yours @Oler Ted ? Lol

 

[Oler Ted]

Is that what you call yours @Oler Ted ? Lol

Mines not big enough to deserve a name. My ex-wife called it shrimp though

 

[Rva]

It was for Richmond, Virginia when I lived their ages ago

I would really like to change it
CCTX,
STX

Then I would like my little name to also say, formally known as RVA, or the AKA Rva, but I would also like to keep going on the fact that I’ve been here longer than most of here and on the main board thread.
And despite my problems using talk to text resulting in many grammar errors, I am still better 99.6 of you at posting.
Isn’t that the survival rate of Covid as well, 99.6?

 

[Zgdaf]

Some Morons on tmb decided to dox me when I told them trump was taking aderall so he could eat McDonald’s multiple times a day.

Well I just picked some rando letters and that’s my handle in case I piss someone off.

 

[yankmenoodle]

I went on many blind dates in my post divorce years, and it was awful seeing the expressions on some of the girls I had been set up with, so I try to use a picture now of someone I hope is uglier than me.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

Some Morons on tmb decided to dox me when I told them trump was taking aderall so he could eat McDonald’s multiple times a day.

Well I just picked some rando letters and that’s my handle in case I piss someone off.

You can sue the fuck out of them for that.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

@Vercingetorix explain your name even though I think we all know where it’s going to lead

 

[Vercingetorix]

@Vercingetorix explain your name even though I think we all know where it’s going to lead

 

[Zgdaf]

Who is Ole Ted & what is “the Main Board”?

The main board or tmb is actually more your pace. Imagine how needy you are to engage people…times 1000 from all views and positions. It gets crazy with the amount of posts, replies, funny stuff, etc.
You would easily get 100 likes on a post.

I left because this board was started and I was too addicted to tmb. Realized I needed something more laid back and slower pace, not as many people trying to have discourse.

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

The main board or tmb is actually more your pace. Imagine how needy you are to engage people…times 1000 from all views and positions. It gets crazy with the amount of posts, replies, funny stuff, etc.
You would easily get 100 likes on a post.

I left because this board was started and I was too addicted to tmb. Realized I needed something more laid back and slower pace, not as many people trying to have discourse.

I think I’d rather build this place up. Plus I’m pretty sure the purpose of this website is discussion since it says at much in the header.