Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[Long cat]

 

[s-ou-thern]

I am convinced that there is a faction of the Republican Party that is completely out of touch with what we want as conservative voters. That interview proves ole Liz is part of that crowd. The RINO's think we are just sheep that will keep pulling their lever every election and they can stay on the gravy train and play fight with the Dems. Fuck that noise. If I can't have Trump back, I sure as shit want his policies, and his fight against the machine. The GOP better figure that out soon.

Testify...

 

[imprimis]

Anyone see any of the Subway commercials with the pink-o haired lesbo slit licker female soccer player recently? They've disappeared from my TV. Probably due to the letter I wrote them.

 

[America 1st]

 

[America 1st]

God Bless America!

 

[catfishpunter]

False flag time, boys.

 

[s-ou-thern]

Well, looks like the Rebels are America's team this weekend

Honoring FauXi as a baseball team is beyond embarrassing

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[MortgageHorn]

 

[Sgfeer]

Israelis probably also waterboard if the truth were known.

Hope so

 

[Sgfeer]

In for 9 bills

 

[AC2020]

Could come in handy these coming weeks and months ahead.

 

[Encarnacion]

For the lefty crowd...in for #900

 

[America 1st]

 

[imprimis]

God Bless America!

Scalise's eyes are saying, "I hope her bra strap breaks, I hope it breaks, break, break, break...".

 

[Scratchmyvolsroughly]

explain it to me like im 4

edit: disregard - false flags inbound

 

[America 1st]

explain it to me like im 4

Bunch of false flags incoming.

 

[Belezabro]

Here is a Band Called "The Devil's Daughters"

Have No Idea If They Can Sing

But Apparently They Sing Only In Well Air-Conditioned Venues

 

[Dawg88]

In for 900!
Lol

 

[Jayhox]

The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) exaggerated the degree of its incursion into the Gaza Strip on Friday morning, in order to draw Hamas fighters into their underground tunnel network before the Israeli Air Force (IAF) could bomb them, a new report says.

On Friday, shortly after midnight, the IDF used Twitter to announce: “IDF air and ground troops are currently attacking in the Gaza Strip.” Many media announcements called it an invasion (Breitbart News noted only that Israel had “sent ground troops.”)

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu also added to the sense of a major ground invasion by tweeting a dramatic video address , vowing to restore “quiet and security to the State of Israel,” and adding that “this operation will continue as long as necessary.”

Those promises remain in effect, but the entire social media push appears to have been a ruse to cause maximum damage to Hamas — one in which Israel enlisted the international media, which played up the event to generate excitement and outrage.

Readers of Breitbart News were puzzled to note that in all of the photos emerging from Gaza, there appeared to be lots of explosions, but no photographs of actual troop movements.

Breitbart readers appear to be more perceptive than Hamas fighters.

Meanwhile, Israel pounded a network of tunnels in northern Gaza known as the “metro,” which Hamas has developed to move fighters around in the event of an Israeli invasion. Hamas tunnels are also used to infiltrate Israel to carry out terror attacks.

The Times of Israel described the attack: “According to the Israel Defense Forces, in this air campaign, which lasted nearly 40 minutes, some 450 missiles were dropped on 150 targets in northern Gaza, particularly around the city of Beit Lahiya.”

A few hours later, the IDF took to the airwaves to explain that there was no large-scale invasion, and analysts on Israel’s Army Radio suggested that something had been lost in translation from Hebrew to English to cause the global media confusion.

But Israel’s Channel 12 reported that “the misunderstanding was not in fact a mistake, but a ruse meant to draw Hamas fighters into underground tunnels built by the Gaza-ruling terror group, which the IDF targeted in a massive bombardment overnight.”

The IDF, together with Prime Minister Netanyahu, appears to have used social media to draw Hamas fighters into the tunnels, thus ensuring their deaths — saving the lives of Israeli soldiers in a real invasion, and reducing risk to Palestinian civilians.

The last six words are what will never be widely reported and is what needs to be shoved up the asses of our politicians bitching about war tactics like The Squad.

 

[AgEngDawg]

This trial is in West Virginia. I don't think it is going to go well.

Amid opioid epidemic, drug executives made fun of West Virginians

At the height of West Virginia’s opioid epidemic, executives at AmerisourceBergen exchanged emails making light of the crisis.

mountainstatespotlight.org

 

[Jayhox]

Well, looks like the Rebels are America's team this weekend

Is he limp-wristing the opening pitch somewhere between the mound and the midpoint of the first base line?

 

[Jayhox]

Perfect placement! Bravo!

 

[PinkelsVisor]

Walmart ending the mask mandates.

Crazy, I thought they’d be one of the last. Wonder if the same will apply for Lowe’s and Sam’s Club.

 

[madman71]

 

[LVRebel]

In for 900

 

[Jayhox]

 

[madman71]

 

[TheGratefulReb]

Decent 900 gifs are few and far between. First I had Tony's 900. Nope. Then I had 1-900 cry. Shit, beat again.

So here's this lame shit instead

 

[Boxman4]

900

 

[Juro]

No 900, but here’s a nice 00.

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[madman71]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[catfishpunter]

 

[madman71]

 

[catfishpunter]

Text exchange with my Israeli buddy today...

 

[Cletusnow]

Dear Mr Erdogan:
Good luck with all that shit!