Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens
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I couldn’t cat walk properly with my right big toe hanging off the end of my flip flop like that. Haha SKOL!
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This has got to be a photoshop right?
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God didn't sign up for this stupidity.
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(Not vax Ed) Our military ones are hand scribbled basically in crayon. I’ll have a marine do my card..There is no way to verify this shit. Half my medical record is all over the country and the corpsman dishing them out deployed good luck verifying any of the bullshit.
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Thousand of miles away my ass. It will come out sometime that this was another home grown attempt to take this country down. It's utterly amazing to continue to see what these people who are scared to death of what Trump bought to the attention of the American people and their attempts to prevent him or any other outsider from being in the WH ever again.
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a carbon tax would be incredible for tesla. I bet you he bought a shitload more bitcoin after he crashed the price as well. I did.
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If he has been vaccinated my primary concern is being as stupid as him.
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The ones I have seen are entirely hand written.
just remember that most nurses are women so get a chick to fill it out. If you need a vaccine lot number, just use the one that the idiot tattooed on his bicep
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Blank Covid Vaccine Card : How to Download and Complete
Download a Blank COVID Vaccine card in pdf form. How to fill it out so it looks legitimate. Use this if you refuse to get the vaccine but your work or school requires it.web.archive.org
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“There will be many twists and turns in the Floyd case”. (Me) Tonight we learn The Doctors didn’t find physical evidence of asphyxiation. The Doctors were then pressured to change their findings. “You are watching a Movie” - Q
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watched this movie the other day and had a very different reaction to when i watched it when it first came out. this time i was more of the mind that tyler durden had some great points. lolololol
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The rule is the potato in chief can go fuck himself.
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Fuck that guy! I cannot stand that smug liberal slimy Bastard
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Come on, Corona!!!
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like using a chain link fence to stop mosquitos.
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Little Johnny strikes again!!
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “my sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good”, said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?” Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog sh-t!” Then I would say, “It is dog sh-t. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart!
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30” she said proudly, “my sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.” “Very good”, said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467”, he said. “$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?” Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny. “Toothbrushes”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Johnny, “I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like dog sh-t!” Then I would say, “It is dog sh-t. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Biden method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart!
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