This reminds me of Indiana… I lived there for a few years in my late teens / early twenties…
A common response to any question regarding the location of a “lost” item was, “if it were in your ass, you’d know…” I’m talking about an unusual probability here… As in, more times than not, and Indiana native would mindlessly respond this way.
(e.g. Jim: “Hey man, have you seen the remote for the TV?” Chet: “If it were in your ass you’d know…”) [both men laugh, and begin to search for the lost remote - end scene] **Think Dumb and Dumber scene where Lloyd Christmas is at the Christmas “get-together” in his ugly sweater lighting his farts on fire and throwing cashews in his face**
Chet was a fag, tho. I know… Shocker.
Indiana: corn, dirt-based icy road mitigations, unhealthy obsession for college basketball, shitty football programs, KKK, and fags. Prove me wrong.