Tell me what my breakfast will be tomorrow (May 31, 2021)

[JerBearr]

If there is a reply with greater than 10 likes and conditions as follows:

• Less than or equal to $15
• No traditionally organ meat
• Must be obtainable at Wal-Mart

In order to give the forum an opportunity, you have until 10am Central at which I will tally the votes. If there are multiple comments over 10 likes the highest one wins. If it is a tie, I choose which one I cook.

Yes, there will be pictures to come. If this original thread has greater than 20 likes I will attempt to livestream the cooking and consumption.

 

[Chris Farley]

Too many stipulations...fuck it, get a quesarito

 

[JerBearr]

Too many stipulations...fuck it, get a quesarito

I just don't want someone make me eat chitlins or something. I guess I'll remove the seafood one

 

[BLatta12]

Cheddar Pig-in-the-blankets.

Honey butter Pillsbury biscuits, sharp cheddar cheese, beef lil smokies. Cut biscuits in half, then break the layers in half. Cut cheddar in 4s. Fill each biscuit piece with cheddar piece and a sausage. Wrap then fill cooking sheet with as many as possible. Bake at length described in canned biscuits.

 

[BurntJ]

If there is a reply with greater than 10 likes and conditions as follows:

• Less than or equal to $15
• No traditionally organ meat
• Must be obtainable at TACO BELL

In order to give the forum an opportunity, you have until 10am Central at which I will tally the votes. If there are multiple comments over 10 likes the highest one wins. If it is a tie, I choose which one I cook.

Yes, there will be pictures to come. If this original thread has greater than 20 likes I will attempt to livestream the cooking and consumption.

FIFY.

going with the family pack at open. This is akin to going to Krispy Kreme and eating all the Hot and Ready you can......until you throw up.
He’ll buy a gallon of milk and do the milk challenge to.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Get you some pigs feet. Checks all the boxes I think

PIGS FEET!!

 

[Taggart]

Pancakes and bacon on the Blackstone

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

How about Salmon Cheddar Pancakes with Ranch dressing?

 

[Cre8ive]

If there is a reply with greater than 10 likes and conditions as follows:

• Less than or equal to $15
• No traditionally organ meat
• Must be obtainable at Wal-Mart

In order to give the forum an opportunity, you have until 10am Central at which I will tally the votes. If there are multiple comments over 10 likes the highest one wins. If it is a tie, I choose which one I cook.

Yes, there will be pictures to come. If this original thread has greater than 20 likes I will attempt to livestream the cooking and consumption.

A salsa covered menu from taco bell. I win by god!

 

[Cre8ive]

Get you some pigs feet. Checks all the boxes I think

PIGS FEET!!

Now you're talkin' parder! I'd pay $50 to @JerBearr chow down on some real, deep south prepared pigs feet.

 

[America 1st]

Honestly, thinking about what some of you faggots eat for breakfast makes me wanna stick a fork in an electrical outlet.

Zero comments about bacon. Zero comments about sausage links. Zero comments about home fries / German fries.

Surprised I didn't see fucking avocado toast or some shit from you health nut queers.

 

[Cre8ive]

Honestly, thinking about what some of you faggots eat for breakfast makes me wanna stick a fork in an electrical outlet.

Zero comments about bacon. Zero comments about sausage links. Zero comments about home fries / German fries.

Surprised I didn't see fucking avocado toast or some shit from you health nut queers.

Relax. I eat bacon, eggs, sausage, buttermilk pancakes slathered with butter and swimming in Log Cabin syrup. Now I don't eat all of that every morning, but that is my main, rotating menu. Thank god I work out every other day or I would be one bat fastard. One more note, I've been eating high fat, high cholesterol breakfast for years and my readings are all in normal range. Bullet proof.

 

[poke2001]

Did he just walk to Taco Bell?

 

[JerBearr]

OK so no one got enough likes in time, but I'm going to do this again. I'll post it a few days in advance of next weekend probably!

 

[America 1st]

Relax. I eat bacon, eggs, sausage, buttermilk pancakes slathered with butter and swimming in Log Cabin syrup. Now I don't eat all of that every morning, but that is my main, rotating menu. Thank god I work out every other day or I would be one bat fastard. One more note, I've been eating high fat, high cholesterol breakfast for years and my readings are all in normal range. Bullet proof.

My grandparents and great grandparents all lived into their 90's.

Had to be the authentic butter that kept everything greased up and running properly...

Obviously I don't eat like that every morning either. Sometimes I just do coffee or booze.