Official Tropical & Severe Weather Thread

[Rebarcock.]

Whata putz

I just stopped to grabsome BBQ. On weather Channel ot showed hurricane wind speed of 37mph. Something is off here. Can't be that close and that impotent. Everything I see here looks terrible but i saw that w my own eyes

 

[Taggart]

Whata putz

I just stopped to grabsome BBQ. On weather Channel ot showed hurricane wind speed of 37mph. Something is off here. Can't be that close and that impotent. Everything I see here looks terrible but i saw that w my own eyes

This is a great livestream of the storm... def ain't 37 mph

 

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Live feed

 

[Rebarcock.]

This is a great livestream of the storm... def ain't 37 mph

Dude i swear me and will at swig and swine were floored when we saw it. Maybe they forgot the 1s

 

[TopHook]

Whata putz

I just stopped to grabsome BBQ. On weather Channel ot showed hurricane wind speed of 37mph. Something is off here. Can't be that close and that impotent. Everything I see here looks terrible but i saw that w my own eyes

What was sustained winds?

 

[Rebarcock.]

What was sustained winds?

I did not see that. But along the west coast of FL the highest was 44

 

[TopHook]

Reeds account

Another one.

https://twitter.com/ChrisFLTornado

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Reeds account

Shit man...

 

[TopHook]

Dude is wild.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Reeds account

Another one.

https://twitter.com/ChrisFLTornado

That doesn't look as bad as I've seen in myrtle or in Mt pleasant. Again I am not trying to minimize anything folks. I'm just calling balls and strikes. That surge was 2in above the breakwall. Tophook where would that be in the Grove right now 2ft? Maybe more? For 23ft waves at Satan shoal that looks awfully level. Yall beat me up but I'm hoping I'm right and all yall are wrong

 

[Rebarcock.]

Shit man...

That's like a baby dick that ain't shit

 

[TopHook]

That doesn't look as bad as I've seen in myrtle or in Mt pleasant. Again I am not trying to minimize anything folks. I'm just calling balls and strikes. That surge was 2in above the breakwall. Tophook where would that be in the Grove right now 2ft? Maybe more? For 23ft waves at Satan shoal that looks awfully level. Yall beat me up but I'm hoping I'm right and all yall are wrong

Cherry grove is under water with a good high tide. CG and zone A has a BFE OF 11 TO 12ft.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Cherry grove is under water with a good high tide.

That my point. That shit should be 2ft deep now. Did someone pull a reverse tide card? For where that is and what we see it is small. On weather Channel they just said gusting 100. Wtf is 155 cat 5. They want everyone climate condition scared.

 

[Rebarcock.]

No fucking lightning. They batching about gutters and bent trees. Gtfo w that pussy boy shit. It is a well organized weak storm. Only chance of damage is if it stalls and rains 24 hr in one place. Those homes are 200mph rated. Yall we are being duped by climate conditioning. Vote for Klobuchar

 

[TopHook]

That my point. That shit should be 2ft deep now. Did someone pull a reverse tide card? For where that is and what we see it is small. On weather Channel they just said gusting 100. Wtf is 155 cat 5. They want everyone climate condition scared.

Typical for residents to pull everything up in certain areas every six hour because of tide. Not all the time but fairly good bit to get annoying. I'm 1.5 miles down the road and don't worry about it. Would have to be a 5 direct hit or a tsunami for me to worry.

 

[Taggart]

Pretty sure Sanibel Island and Ft Myers Beach got the worst of the storm surge

 

[Taggart]

 

[TopHook]

Eye videos should be good.

 

[Rebarcock.]

OMG THERE IS SIDiNG BLOWING DOWN THE STREET.
Now they are saying the hurricane is changing character. It is all a pump and dump of fear. Yall don't fall for this shit. Is it a storm? Yes. Why won't they show wind rates in real time? All they show is cat 4 150mph. All lies yall. I'm telling you. And I'm not even drunk uet

 

[Rebarcock.]

I'm working on ot though
Lol
This is a light hurricane they built up w bullshit models. Gusts 77mph in Sarasota. Pussy farts

 

[Rebarcock.]

Typical for residents to pull everything up in certain areas every six hour because of tide. Not all the time but fairly good bit to get annoying. I'm 1.5 miles down the road and don't worry about it. Would have to be a 5 direct hit or a tsunami for me to worry.

I live in the swamp of mtp w my beloved black Irish. I lived in mb and my folks are in Briarcliffe. I agree 100%
I just wanna make sure our folks use discernment

 

[TopHook]

OMG THERE IS SIDiNG BLOWING DOWN THE STREET.
Now they are saying the hurricane is changing character. It is all a pump and dump of fear. Yall don't fall for this shit. Is it a storm? Yes. Why won't they show wind rates in real time? All they show is cat 4 150mph. All lies yall. I'm telling you. And I'm not even drunk uet

 

[Rebarcock.]

Pretty sure Sanibel Island and Ft Myers Beach got the worst of the storm surge

Some cars in a low spot got swamped. But higher or have good insurance. Welcome to living coastal USA
Yall see it dont yall? I'm gonna call any fear monger a pussy fart. I'm just telling yall. I'll eat shitbif I need to.

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I bet you have a creampie recipe to share. Ck the board sandy

 

[TopHook]

I bet you have a creampie recipe to share. Ck the board sandy

The secret is sour cream!
I know you having some health problems right now but you said it.

 

[Rebarcock.]

The secret is sour cream!
I know you having some health problems right now but you said it.

Sour cream. I had a gf who called it that once

I'm just having fun dude. You know me. Feeling better. Not right but better.

 

[TopHook]

Sour cream. I had a gf who called it that once

Need more pineapple juice in your diet then.
But yes, soured cream in banana pudding is the trick.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Sour cream. I had a gf who called it that once

I'm just having fun dude. You know me. Feeling better. Not right but better.

Hoors from powerless Paris call it French Onion Dip...

 

[Rebarcock.]

Need more pineapple juice in your diet then.
But yes, soured cream in banana pudding is the trick.

I like squirting. Banana pudding Is like a @Rube Reaper pie.

 

[TopHook]

I like squirting. Banana pudding Is like a @Rube Reaper pie.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I like squirting. Banana pudding Is like a @Rube Reaper pie.

I'm under the impression that he likes Banana Putting...in his ass...

 

[Rebarcock.]

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Baileys Irish Cream Pie

Baileys Irish Cream Pie is an Oreo Crust filled with Baileys, Cream Cheese, & Chocolate! Step-by-step photos teach you how to make this no-bake pie!

confessionsofabakingqueen.com

@Rube Reaper loves Oreo crust with his cream pie

 

[Taggart]

Some cars in a low spot got swamped. But higher or have good insurance. Welcome to living coastal USA
Yall see it dont yall? I'm gonna call any fear monger a pussy fart. I'm just telling yall. I'll eat shitbif I need to.

I bet you have a creampie recipe to share. Ck the board sandy

I'm not watching mainstream coverage, just livestreams that get reports from storm chasers down there... they don't pump fear porn like the MSM does. I don't think it has been as bad as predicted, but still is doing a lot of damage... I guess we'll know for sure when it's all said and done.

 

[TopHook]

Alright lets drop the banana pudding and just say he likes taking it up the ass.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Baileys Irish Cream Pie

Baileys Irish Cream Pie is an Oreo Crust filled with Baileys, Cream Cheese, & Chocolate! Step-by-step photos teach you how to make this no-bake pie!

confessionsofabakingqueen.com

@Rube Reaper loves Oreo crust with his cream pie

Sorry I have a pie thread.
Go team big storm I'm scared

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Alright lets drop the banana pudding and just say he likes taking it up the ass.

Is it rube Reaper? Or pube creeper? Have they ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

 

[Rebarcock.]

I'm not watching mainstream coverage, just livestreams that get reports from storm chasers down there... they don't pump fear porn like the MSM does. I don't think it has been as bad as predicted, but still is doing a lot of damage... I guess we'll know for sure when it's all said and done.

I never said it wasn't a storm. I Said it wasn't 150 cat 4 as the label on every fucking station. You like creampies?

 

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Is it rube Reaper? Or pube creeper? Have they ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

He lives in Ohio and chops wood. He used to be good but fell in to a villain persona. I'm just who the fuck I be.

Like watermelon. It never pretends to be an apple.

 

[Taggart]

I never said it wasn't a storm. I Said it wasn't 150 cat 4 as the label on every fucking station. You like creampies?

Yeah, that's the higher aloft wind speed measured by the guys that fly into the storm, but that's not what they're actually seeing on the ground. It's kindof a bullshit number unless you're hanging out 10,000 feet in the air.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Yeah, that's the higher aloft wind speed measured by the guys that fly into the storm, but that's not what they're actually seeing on the ground. It's kindof a bullshit number unless you're hanging out 10,000 feet in the air.

I just call it horse shit. What changed from 15yrs ago when shit was accurate? I'm gonna drive down to Tampa now and fucking go berserker on that fucking place. Super storm rebarcock.

 

[Rube Reaper]

Need more pineapple juice in your diet then.
But yes, soured cream in banana pudding is the trick.

If you are putting sour cream in banana pudding you deserve to be euthanized.