Official Tropical & Severe Weather Thread

[TFSF]

 

[imprimis]

Well, he takes it up the ass so there's that to factor in.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Well, he takes it up the ass so there's that to factor in.

 

[BTAvenger]

My sister built a house a year and a half ago on a canal in Cape Coral, Florida. Apparently it’s about to be fucking destroyed.

 

[champsballs]

My sister built a house a year and a half ago on a canal in Cape Coral, Florida. Apparently it’s about to be fucking destroyed.

Obligatory

 

[champsballs]

Almost to a Cat 5… from nhc about 45 min ago

Hurricane Ian Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092022
900 AM EDT Wed Sep 28 2022

...9 AM EDT IAN POSITION UPDATE...
...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE EXPECTED ALONG THE SOUTHWEST
COAST OF FLORIDA...

Peak Storm Surge Inundation has been increased for the following
locations:

* From Englewood to Bonita Beach...12-18 ft
* Charlotte Harbor...12-18 ft
* From Bonita Beach to Chokoloskee...8-12 ft
* From Chokoloskee to East Cape Sable...5-8 ft



SUMMARY OF 900 AM EDT...1300 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...26.1N 82.7W
ABOUT 60 MI...95 KM W OF NAPLES FLORIDA
ABOUT 70 MI...115 KM SW OF PUNTA GORDA FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...155 MPH...250 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 15 DEGREES AT 10 MPH...17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...937 MB...27.67 INCHES

 

[Taggart]

Live cam of 3 dudes swimming in the ocean in Ft. Myers

 

[TopHook]

Live cam of 3 dudes swimming in the ocean in Ft. Myers

Where's the 3 dudes? Lol

 

[Taggart]

Where's the 3 dudes? Lol

They might have finally given up... they were doing the dumbest shit you can imagine, like swimming on the left side of the pier. One wave swept 2 of them through the pier but they somehow avoided cracking their skulls. One dude jumped the gate, went halfway down the pier, and jumped in

Edit: looks like you can rewind the live stream if you want to see some of the idiocy.

 

[GarnetPild]

Almost to a Cat 5… from nhc about 45 min ago

Hurricane Ian Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092022
900 AM EDT Wed Sep 28 2022

...9 AM EDT IAN POSITION UPDATE...
...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE EXPECTED ALONG THE SOUTHWEST
COAST OF FLORIDA...

Peak Storm Surge Inundation has been increased for the following
locations:

* From Englewood to Bonita Beach...12-18 ft
* Charlotte Harbor...12-18 ft
* From Bonita Beach to Chokoloskee...8-12 ft
* From Chokoloskee to East Cape Sable...5-8 ft



SUMMARY OF 900 AM EDT...1300 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...26.1N 82.7W
ABOUT 60 MI...95 KM W OF NAPLES FLORIDA
ABOUT 70 MI...115 KM SW OF PUNTA GORDA FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...155 MPH...250 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 15 DEGREES AT 10 MPH...17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...937 MB...27.67 INCHES

 

[BTAvenger]

 

[GarnetPild]

 

[TopHook]

 

[TopHook]

They might have finally given up... they were doing the dumbest shit you can imagine, like swimming on the left side of the pier. One wave swept 2 of them through the pier but they somehow avoided cracking their skulls. One dude jumped the gate, went halfway down the pier, and jumped in

Edit: looks like you can rewind the live stream if you want to see some of the idiocy.

 

[GarnetPild]

View attachment 137901

I hope for coastal SC that model is too far east.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I hope for coastal SC that model is too far east.

I think we're gonna feel it heavy here in the upstate SC...this is the kind of thing that I wish would happen to DC instead

 

[TopHook]

 

[Rebarcock.]

Depends on whether they are in electric cars or not.

That is a helluva point. What if infrastructure is down for a month? Better have a 220/240 generator

 

[Taggart]

 

[Taggart]

Yep that's the one where I can't believe they didn't hit the pier

 

[GarnetPild]

I think we're gonna feel it heavy here in the upstate SC...this is the kind of thing that I wish would happen to DC instead

Riding it out here in the upstate, myself. Might get a ton of rain, depending on which side of it we get.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Riding it out here in the upstate, myself. Might get a ton of rain, depending on which side of it we get.

Yeah that's what I'm thinking, tons of rain, and some wind...probably some excuse for Duke Power and Spectrum to team up and leave us in the dark lol

 

[Taggart]

 

[TopHook]

That would be tough to do even with a surf board.
Buddy is in the CG down there I'll see if they found him or not.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I think we're gonna feel it heavy here in the upstate SC...this is the kind of thing that I wish would happen to DC instead

In the lowcountry I heard it may cross fl back to Atlantic and slam jawja and sc coast. Which is on top of me and I don't need this shit. I have no capacity to clean up right now.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

In the lowcountry I heard it may cross fl back to Atlantic and slam jawja and sc coast. Which is on top of me and I don't need this shit. I have no capacity to clean up right now.

Yeah I hope not man

 

[Rebarcock.]

You can just smell the @Rube Reaper

 

[MVTPatriot]

Starting to get some outer band showers here in Jax. Should get heavier through tomorrow.
Ft. Myers is fooked.

 

[ChicagoFats]

In the lowcountry I heard it may cross fl back to Atlantic and slam jawja and sc coast. Which is on top of me and I don't need this shit. I have no capacity to clean up right now.

I'll come give you a hand @Rebarcock. PM me if you need anything.

 

[Taggart]

That would be tough to do even with a surf board.
Buddy is in the CG down there I'll see if they found him or not.

He's fine... he got swept down the beach but all 3 of those clowns were swimming by the pier after that.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I'll come give you a hand @Rebarcock. PM me if you need anything.

Ty man. God bless you for offering. I never ask for help ever. If I need it I will. I can't tell you how good your offer makes me feel. Thank you so much

 

[TopHook]

He's fine... he got swept down the beach but all 3 of those clowns were swimming by the pier after that.

Buddy said there isn't anyone to look for him so, glad he is okay.
Wait they went swimming on the left side after that?

 

[TopHook]

Who's they guy that follows the hurrican and got stuck in the house and his suburban floated away? Want to see his video.

 

[Taggart]

Buddy said there isn't anyone to look for him so, glad he is okay.
Wait they went swimming on the left side after that?

LOL, yes that was towards the end right before they gave up... maybe they finally realized they were still lucky to be alive. And Reed Timmer is the storm chaser you're looking for.

 

[Rebarcock.]

LOL, yes that was towards the end right before they gave up... maybe they finally realized they were still lucky to be alive. And Reed Timmer is the storm chaser you're looking for.

Vids?

 

[TopHook]

Vids?

Live streaming. Dude was kinda a hero on Tmb.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

 

[Rebarcock.]

Live streaming. Dude was kinda a hero on Tmb.

I'm sure I'd recognize him if I saw him but I don't remember him in particular. I like the videos when the dude was standing in the ditch and the guys go walking by on the asphalt

 

[TopHook]

I'm sure I'd recognize him if I saw him but I don't remember him in particular. I like the videos when the dude was standing in the ditch and the guys go walking by on the asphalt

Fuck Jim. Grade a faggot.
That was the other one from CNN. Both are gay.

 

[Taggart]

I'm sure I'd recognize him if I saw him but I don't remember him in particular. I like the videos when the dude was standing in the ditch and the guys go walking by on the asphalt