I just discharged Bear Spray

[shiv]

My dog licked my skin clean. Shit dint bother him he isn't a bear.
If it had gotten in his lungs it'd fuck him and me both up.
Dont breathe in. 2 hrs of outside your core hard pain. It sucked.
I won't move tip 4am.
Night yall

Good night sweet prince

 

[PleasureMoose]

Just got back from walking my dog. I take Bear Spray so I don't get a reputation as a gunner. .apparently the safety pin pulled. My lips are hot like I was in college.i opened my windows and cut on the overhead fan's and got barricaded in my bedroom w the dog.

My mouth is on fire and I still taste pennies.

You misspelled penis

 

[Cincinattus91]

@Cincinattus91 prob dated her

@Catilac She certainly did know how to bake

 

[Rebarcock.]

You misspelled penis

I suck cocks

 

[TopHook]

I suck cocks

 

[Viking]

That's a rookie mistake. Bet you check the pin next time. The pain and suffering is to reinforce the lesson. SKOL!