I stepped in dog shit inside my carport and...

[sanction]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

 

[America 1st]

Carports and dog shit pretty much sum up my thoughts when eye think Alabama.

 

[sanction]

Carports and foreign dog shit pretty much sum up my thoughts when I think Alabama.

I typed out a response but erased it. I’ll just say.

Bless your confused, selfish ass.

 

[America 1st]

I typed out a response but erased it. I’ll just say.

Bless yore* confused, selfish ass.

FIFY

 

[Wait What]

 

[Taggart]

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

You need to at least accuse your wife of shitting in the garage.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Between the toes is the worst. Lol

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

Sack up...

 

[ChicagoFats]

We had our dog for about 3 days, i went out drinking with my buddies one night, came home kicked my shoes off at the door. Turned off a couple lights and turned the corner to walk upstairs to my bedroom and bam ..... stepped in a hot steaming pile of dogshit. Went from a nice buzz and feeling good to cleaning dog shit from between my toes for an hour.

Sucks that OP doesn't even have a dog. Might want to check your house cameras and plot a little payback.

 

[22*43*51]

Carport...

 

[BurntJ]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

This you OPeed?

 

[TJHall1]

We had our dog for about 3 days, i went out drinking with my buddies one night, came home kicked my shoes off at the door. Turned off a couple lights and turned the corner to walk upstairs to my bedroom and bam ..... stepped in a hot steaming pile of dogshit. Went from a nice buzz and feeling good to cleaning dog shit from between my toes for an hour.

Sucks that OP doesn't even have a dog. Might want to check your house cameras and plot a little payback.

What did you do with your dog??

 

[Cre8ive]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

better take an acid bath and Hanger 13 - the was Alien dog shit man!

 

[sanction]

FIFY

You need to at least accuse your wife of shitting in the garage.

I made her stop shortly after we got married.

 

[ChicagoFats]

What did you do with your dog??

Our previous dog passed about 2 years ago and i had successfully resisted a new dog despite tons of pleading from the wife and kids. So over my objections the wife brings this dog home and im not happy about it in the first place.

Needless to say, when i stepped in the poop that night i was not a happy man.

 

[TheNJNole]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

As my dear departed sister said, better to get pissed off than pissed on.....

 

[denn]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

Brandon couldn't find the toilet again?

 

[AgEngDawg]

I don’t have an outside dog.

Fuck this I’m moving. My wife left the door open. I was barefoot. Big dog big shit.

I washed at my foot as best I could with a water hose but the water was cold and I got the dog shit all over my left hand. I have washed my hand 3 times and taken a shower I still smell it. I sniff it every 10 minutes and start bitching again.

I just know my foot will smell for a week but I’m to stiff to smell it.

I’m too old to have to put up with this.

Can we make a country song out of this?