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I just discharged Bear Spray

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Just got back from walking my dog. I take Bear Spray so I don't get a reputation as a gunner. .apparently the safety pin pulled. My lips are hot like I was in college.i opened my windows and cut on the overhead fan's and got barricaded in my bedroom w the dog.

My mouth is on fire and I still taste pennies.
 

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I'm taking iron pills. I'm a steel guy who is lacking iron due to I suspect a beer and weed diet.
I taste pennies but now my feet and hands aren't cold and I don't get fatigued as fast. I've been through some weird shit again since November. Gullian Barre it has been shitty
 

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Gullian Barre it has been shitty
And that's exactly the reason I will never get the Shingrex Jab. G-B must be common from this jab as they are now including a written warning about G-B at the end of the commercials. Makes sense given Shingles affects the nerves and G-B is a nerve disorder. 2+2 = you're F'd.
 

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And that's exactly the reason I will never get the Shingrex Jab. G-B must be common from this jab as they are now including a written warning about G-B at the end of the commercials. Makes sense given Shingles affects the nerves and G-B is a nerve disorder. 2+2 = you're F'd.
Bubba dis Negra fucked me up. It has been an uphill pull but my legs and legs my shit is working
My doors keep opening and closing. Pretty sure this is Norfolk'$ fault
@Jakethedog or @Hoosier in Mad Town .

ESX maybe? I haven't lived in that quadrant in a while.
It is time to strike back. I'm gonna pray to fuck your company up. Yall csx Jesus on weekend fuckers.
I've known jesus forever
He is all that gonna help.
Biden administration said gtfo
 

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Just got back from walking my dog. I take Bear Spray so I don't get a reputation as a gunner. .apparently the safety pin pulled. My lips are hot like I was in college.i opened my windows and cut on the overhead fan's and got barricaded in my bedroom w the dog.

My mouth is on fire and I still taste pennies.
Why were your lips so hot in college May I ask
 

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The more you cry the hotter your eyes get20230217_175825.jpg


Doesn't bother the coonhound a bit

...it hurts. I touched my dick to piss and now my dick is on fire.
Sweet Jesus someone is getting pregnan5
 

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Same. Youth group. Southern Baptist.
Would you recommend bear spray taste on chicken wings?
Dude I'm in a terrible amount of heat. I'm not like most other humans. I can compartmentalize any issue.

My Grandma was a nazi
 

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I've been trying an old fermented product from St Louis to fix everything. It reminds me of eating chicken wing on a fake ID
God damn I'm so on fucking fire.
I'm thinking of showing a straw down my throat so I don't die of asphyxiation again
 

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I feel like a scared cheeto
I can't fucking move. My eyes and snot are to behold. Cheaper than a Nettie pot.


I think it is passing

I'm gonna rub herbs and spices on on my dick again. I just cleaned my hot Cock 4X since my last post.
There's a fucking on/off switch.
I'm in the good.
I'd bet I touch anything in my home makes me sweat.

Don't fight cops. Let the lawyers do that. Price that in to any of yalls illegals
 

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Fuck i just licked my lips and moved a butt cheek to fart.

I'd call it all pain that makes you horny. I've never known this . Bear spray
 

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I feel like a scared cheeto
I can't fucking move. My eyes and snot are to behold. Cheaper than a Nettie pot.


I think it is passing

I'm gonna rub herbs and spices on on my dick again. I just cleaned my hot Cock 4X since my last post.
There's a fucking on/off switch.
I'm in the good.
I'd bet I touch anything in my home makes me sweat.

Don't fight cops. Let the lawyers do that. Price that in to any of yalls illegals
This is like Grandma's recipe for some hood shit.

Edit: maybe not. 😆
 

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Just got back from walking my dog. I take Bear Spray so I don't get a reputation as a gunner. .apparently the safety pin pulled. My lips are hot like I was in college.i opened my windows and cut on the overhead fan's and got barricaded in my bedroom w the dog.

My mouth is on fire and I still taste pennies.
That's soooooo Grand Dragon!
 

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This one too. Wednesday church group before we left she made(I say made but no) me go into the stairwell and stand on the first step so we would be level to make out. I didn't care.
Look. She was good now she is a whore. And she isn't I fucked it up
 

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You can be a cunt and still not be wrong. Just like I can be a cunt and be right
 

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theres-no-cure-for-being-a-cunt-got.gif
 

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Bubba dis Negra fucked me up. It has been an uphill pull but my legs and legs my shit is working
My doors keep opening and closing. Pretty sure this is Norfolk'$ fault
@Jakethedog or @Hoosier in Mad Town .

ESX maybe? I haven't lived in that quadrant in a while.
It is time to strike back. I'm gonna pray to fuck your company up. Yall csx Jesus on weekend fuckers.
I've known jesus forever
He is all that gonna help.
Biden administration said gtfo
 

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She does foster dogs.
Yeah I've seen shitty fosters.
That's why me and my dog fuck shit up.
I think I'm at 1/2life
Now I'm just numb and thankful I didn't have to shove a pvc pipe down my gullet
 

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Hey Ladies,.
My dick is no longer spicy . I still won't trust my fingers again.
I'll piss in the shower
 

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Pissing in the shower osnt as good as off the deck sports @otd

Where the money goes buttfuqistan?
 

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My dog licked my skin clean. Shit dint bother him he isn't a bear.
If it had gotten in his lungs it'd fuck him and me both up.
Dont breathe in. 2 hrs of outside your core hard pain. It sucked.
I won't move tip 4am.
Night yall
 

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