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Detective John Kimble

Stop whining!
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urban dictionary:
TOP DEFINITION
coomer
Being so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that you have turned into an absolute sociopath, plagued by anxiety and loneliness. Your only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day. Slang for what a normal man does when they have an orgasm is to cum. What the porn addict does is to COOM.
Who over 30 can ejaculate several times a day? Maybe when I was 18.
 

tgsio

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Nothing screams class like a sweaty, barefoot, covered in dirt woman chasing her coonhound across the driving range... while men are waiting to hit.

And then the same sweaty, barefoot, covered in dirt woman chasing her French bulldog 10 minutes later. And finally luring her back into the yard with their poorly hit practice balls.

Thankfully, the men on the range know me and were laughing their asses off. I'm sure they're texting video and pics to my husband as I type.

Keep in mind my dogs' names are Guinness and Stella. I'm sure my yelling their names added to the class factor.

I need a drink.
 
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t_money86

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Nothing screams class like a sweaty, barefoot, covered in dirt woman chasing her coonhound across the driving range... while men are waiting to hit.

And then the same sweaty, barefoot, covered in dirt woman chasing her French bulldog 10 minutes later. And finally luring her back into the yard with their poorly hit practice balls.

Thankfully, the men on the range know me and were laughing their asses off. I'm sure they're texting video and pics to my husband as I type.

Keep in mind my dog's names are Guinness and Stella. I'm sure my yelling their names added to the class factor.

I need a drink.
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madman71

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Pub names please?
The 35 Republicans who voted in favor of the commission:
  • Rep. Don Bacon (Neb.)
  • Rep. Cliff Bentz (R-Ore.)
  • Rep. Stephanie Bice (Okla.)
  • Rep. Liz Cheney (Wyo.)
  • Rep. John Curtis (Utah)
  • Rep. Rodney Davis (Ill.)
  • Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick (Pa.)
  • Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (Neb.)
  • Rep. Andrew Garbarino (N.Y.)
  • Rep. Carlos Gimenez (Fla.)
  • Rep. Tony Gonzales (Tex.)
  • Rep. Anthony Gonzalez (Ohio)
  • Rep. Michael Guest (Miss.)
  • Rep. Jaime Herrera Beutler (Wash.)
  • Rep. French Hill (Ark.)
  • Rep. Trey Hollingsworth (Ind.)
  • Rep. Chris Jacobs (N.Y.)
  • Rep. Dusty Johnson (S.D)
  • Rep. David Joyce (Ohio)
  • Rep. John Katko (N.Y.)
  • Rep. Dan Newhouse (Wash.)
  • Rep. Adam Kinzinger (Ill.)
  • Rep. David McKinley (W.Va.)
  • Rep. Peter Meijer (Mich.)
  • Rep. Mariannette Miller-Meeks (Iowa)
  • Rep. Blake Moore (Utah.)
  • Rep. Tom Reed (N.Y.)
  • Rep. Tom Rice (S.C.)
  • Rep. Maria Salazar (Fla.)
  • Rep. Mike Simpson (Idaho)
  • Rep. Chris Smith (N.J.)
  • Rep. Van Taylor (Tex.)
  • Rep. Fred Upton (Mich.)
  • Rep. David Valadao (Calif.)
  • Rep. Steve Womack (Ark.)
 

hmt5000

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It's gonna have to be painful for folks to really get it.

Businesses around here are starting at 13 $/hr and people won't even interview (since the Trump days).

Gonna be a lot of changes needed to straighten things out.
When food and electricity isn't just there and available.... People will wake up. Our local Elec co is saying they need dozens of linemen. Apparently a bunch of older linemen retired early because of the wuhan flu and there just isn't the influx of applicants like the old days. They used to pick and choose who they even let test to be considered for employment and now they are asking for people to apply.

Those chip shortages aren't going to be the only shortages either. Lots of food is going to get scarce this summer due to trucking and warehousing issues not even counting the production side.
 

ShaolinNole

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Flawless. If this idiot replies, I'm certain it will be filled with tons of reason n logic. 🙄
I refuse to use Twitter but someone should reply that the symptomless but sick vaxxed are presenting more of a threat to the unvaxxed who are accepting the risk. But the vaxxed appear not to acknowledge this. Unvaxxed sick will just stay home. Either the vax works, or it doesn’t. Same Karen’s wanting everyone double masked are the same wanting everyone vaxxed. I’m holding out as long as possible and hope some lawsuits throw out all this bs nationwide.
 

CombingDesert

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