Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[RKirkD]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves


ETA: Early frontrunner for winning comment: "Great we haven't had a President who weighs over 340 pounds since Taft!"

And I hope she dies and spends eternity in the firey pits of hell.

 

[RollyInRaleigh]

Please bring these bastards down

Companies, schools, sports teams...they all should stick to what they are supposed to do and get out of the political and social narrative. People will decide what is best for them. Stay the hell out of it.

 

[sanction]

My neighbor and his son took the 2 shot vaccine as soon as it was available.

They are both quarantined right now with Covid. Blinding headaches and fever.

He is pissed.

End of story.

 

[Mahozzle]

My neighbor and his son took the 2 shot vaccine as soon as it was available.

They are both quarantined right now with Covid. Blinding headaches and fever.

He is pissed.

End of story.

Good thing they got the vaccines, or it would have been way worser!!!

 

[Jayhox]

 

[Jayhox]

My neighbor and his son took the 2 shot vaccine as soon as it was available.

They are both quarantined right now with Covid. Blinding headaches and fever.

He is pissed.

End of story.

Pray the headaches are not due to blood clots.

 

[brenn_man20]

Why should they worry about you if the vaccine works?

Because studies show the vaccine isn't 100% effective. They acknowledge this but think they'd be much better off if I got it too. Can't really argue with that part.

 

[Jayhox]

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[God Cam It]

Kind of trippy regarding Project Bluebeam.

https://coronacircus.com/2020/10/10/journal-from-the-future/

https://coronacircus.com/2020/10/26/journal-from-the-future-part-2/

 

[316what]

My poker group is about to start back up after 15 months off. Starting over brand new on the "season", sucks cuz I was in 4th after 3 months. I made the argument that we are all touching the same cards, eating snacks, and drinking, putting our hands near our mouths and noses for 3-4 hours. Some people had not thought about that and when I said that had an "I see your point" moment. Looking forward to getting back to some normalcy here.

Weak. My poker group has taken off two weeks….weeks of Christmas and New Year’s. About half have had the China virus and the other half got the “vaccine.”

 

[Jayhacker]

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves


ETA: Early frontrunner for winning comment: "Great we haven't had a President who weighs over 340 pounds since Taft!"

You know how many ballots you could slip in between that gap in her mouth.

 

[CurtOFD78]

Weak. My poker group has taken off two weeks….weeks of Christmas and New Year’s. About half have had the China virus and the other half got the “vaccine.”

Meh. It wasn't my idea to cancel for so long. I play with a bunch of old fellas so that may be why it took so long. One thing is for sure we need to be more like your bad ass group!

 

[orng_blud]

…and a globalist mantra...

 

[Jayhox]

JUST IN - US ships fire warning shots to fend off Iranian speedboats in Strait of Hormuz (again).

Pentagon says 13 IRGC fast boats approached US Navy warships escorting the USS Georgia submarine in the Persian Gulf. US Coast Guard vessel fired around 30 warning shots from the .50 BMG. Iranian boats then withdrew.

@disclosetv

 

[PowerMEGA]

Our poker league normally takes December off (we play once per month). We did not play in April 2020, but did play every month since. I ended up getting C19 at our March game. Two other players tested positive too. No doubt it's a scenario for spread, being inside in close proximity for hours, handling chips and cards.

To those wondering how to speak to fearful people... First, understand that you can provide them information, but they might still choose to be scared. Here are some basic facts:
1. Almost half of the deaths in this country are nursing home residents. The median life expectancy for someone being admitted to a nursing home is 5 months. Sadly, these people didn't have long to live anyway, and C19 only moved up their timetable by a couple of months.
2. The CDC says that 5% of C19 deaths have C19 listed as the sole cause of death. Of the remaining 95%, those people had an average of 4 significant health issues.

Basically, if you're not near the end of your life in a nursing home, and if you're in generally good health overall, then C19 is just another cold virus.

 

[Jayhox]

 

[22*43*51]

...US Coast Guard vessel fired around 30 warning shots...

US Coast Guard? In the Persian Gulf?

 

[Dolphincock]

Gas just hit 3.00 in SC. Fucking democrats. May they all die a fucking painful death. I will settle for just death though

 

[catfishpunter]

Gas just hit 3.00 in SC. Fucking democrats. May they all die a fucking painful death. I will settle for just death though

They're halfway to their goal. At 6.00, they think you'll beg for a Green New Deal and cars powered by fairy tale, non-polluting electric.

 

[Jayhox]

US Coast Guard? In the Persian Gulf?

According to Reuters, yes.

U.S. military ship fires 30 warning shots after encounter with Iranian vessels

A U.S. Coast Guard ship fired about 30 warning shots after 13 vessels from Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Navy (IRGCN) came close to it and other American Navy vessels in the Strait of Hormuz, the Pentagon said on Monday.

www.reuters.com

 

[Jayhox]

That moment you remember the Biden lefties saying the voting machines didn't connect to the internet but now they're fighting over router passwords.

I borrowed that.

 

[BTAvenger]

They're halfway to their goal. At 6.00, they think you'll beg for a Green New Deal and cars powered by fairy tale, non-polluting electric.

As long as Orange Man Bad isn’t in office libs are willing to pay $10 per gallon.

 

[Dolphincock]

They're halfway to their goal. At 6.00, they think you'll beg for a Green New Deal and cars powered by fairy tale, non-polluting electric.

I just dont understand! I know a lot of poor democrats and they still voted this shit head. I still think he lost and Trump won. The people need to rise up and quit all this passive "wait until next time" shit

 

[tiderollsonu]

Governor Kay Ivey Announces End of Participation in All Federal Pandemic Unemployment Compensation Programs - Office of the Governor of Alabama

MONTGOMERY — Governor Kay Ivey announced today that Alabama will end its participation in all federally funded pandemic unemployment compensation programs effective June 19, 2021 including: Federal Pandemic Unemployment Compensation (FPUC), which provides for an additional $300 weekly payment to...

governor.alabama.gov

 

[Encarnacion]

Now that the scamdemic is winding down and they've got their DC puppet installed, up next is the war they've all been pining for brought to you by the cabal.

 

[Sparty_On]

Two things:

1. Just checking in - hope everyone ITT is doing well. Feels like there's a shift happening, hopefully the audits yield what we all expect them to yield.

2. The name @RonwellQuincyDobbs is fucking hilarious. Mr Show is so underrated. Well played.

 

[TopHook]

Pray the headaches are not due to blood clots.

Is bloating a side effect of blood clots? And are blood clots a side effect of the vaccine e?

 

[316what]

Meh. It wasn't my idea to cancel for so long. I play with a bunch of old fellas so that may be why it took so long. One thing is for sure we need to be more like your bad ass group!

Mine is just a bunch of degenerate gamblers aged 35-70 lol.

 

[Dolphincock]

Now that the scamdemic is winding down and they've got their DC puppet installed, up next is the war they've all been pining for brought to you by the cabal.

but Trump is bad. All he did was broker 4 peace treaty deals with the middle east and Israel. Fucking dumbass democrats

 

[Old Glory]

COVID-19 Breakthrough Case Investigations and Reporting | CDC

Information and resources to help public health departments and laboratories investigate and report COVID-19 vaccine breakthrough cases.

www.cdc.gov

"As previously announced, CDC is transitioning to reporting only patients with COVID-19 vaccine breakthrough infection that were hospitalized or died to help maximize the quality of the data collected on cases of greatest clinical and public health importance. That change in reporting will begin on May 14, 2021. In preparation for that transition, the number of reported breakthrough cases will not be updated on May 7, 2021."

 

[Jayhox]

Is bloating a side effect of blood clots? And are blood clots a side effect of the vaccine e?

Yes, and yes.

 

[Juro]

but Trump is bad. All he did was broker 4 peace treaty deals with the middle east and Israel. Fucking dumbass democrats

Trump was bad for the military equipment vendors and contractors. With downsizing wars and no new wars, those contracts started to dry up.

And here we are, Middle East escalations and North Korea back to tantrums.

 

[Encarnacion]

COVID-19 Breakthrough Case Investigations and Reporting | CDC

Information and resources to help public health departments and laboratories investigate and report COVID-19 vaccine breakthrough cases.

www.cdc.gov

"As previously announced, CDC is transitioning to reporting only patients with COVID-19 vaccine breakthrough infection that were hospitalized or died to help maximize the quality of the data collected on cases of greatest clinical and public health importance. That change in reporting will begin on May 14, 2021. In preparation for that transition, the number of reported breakthrough cases will not be updated on May 7, 2021."

"In other words, as we have previously acknowledged when we were no longer able to cover it up, there were policies in place to count every COVID-positive test multiple times from the same individual, counting antibodies as new COVID cases, PCR tests designed to produce false positives, incentivizing doctors and hospitals for positive cases, etc...we now are NOT counting any actual COVID cases from vaccinated people unless they get REALLY sick or die." Seriously, fvck these people.

 

[Emmo496]

Because studies show the vaccine isn't 100% effective. They acknowledge this but think they'd be much better off if I got it too. Can't really argue with that part.

Yes, yes you can. Your immune system can fight this just as effectively as the vaccine granted you don't have any underlying comorbidities.

Second, go get an antibody test to make sure you haven't already had COVID. If you have and weren't symptomatic you should be good to go as well.

Either way, it is your choice. If they are that paranoid just have them wear an N95 mask when you are around.

 

[MommaDuck]

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I can’t like this enough. Tempted to unlike a bunch just to like. Lol

 

[Jayhox]

Tons of Israel coverage all over Telegram today. These guys had to change their shorts after this one:

InevitableET Chat

Public discourse.

t.me

 

[HurricaneBlaze]

Trigger warning:

CITIZEN FREE PRESS

The Greatest News Site On The Internet. Home of CFP Nation.

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[Jayhox]

 

[Jayhacker]

Trigger warning:

CITIZEN FREE PRESS

The Greatest News Site On The Internet. Home of CFP Nation.

citizenfreepress.com

Camelluh's Kingdom in all it's glory.

 

[Cincinattus91]

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I hope this isn't akin to fauci and gates "predicting" the pandemic

Trump, Flynn and co are either heroes of historic proportion or double agents of lethal affect....

There is no in between imo