Wife gets the second shot next week while I'm out of town.you're safe by me
I am making a list though if this is true
If I don't log in next weekend sometime, you know what happened.
Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens
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If I don't log in next weekend sometime, you know what happened.
I’m actually more interested in the stuff you posted rather than what Simon says. Being MIA and a no show for book tour seems relevant. I have not paid attention to Comey lately. Where did you get the book tour info?
NCNDA
Last night I signed a NCNDA.Some topics I will have to think very carefully about before speaking. However 2 days ago I did hear that the former director of the FBI James Comey had been arrested for Treason.Waiting for this to get into MSM news report.www.simonparkes.org
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>Comey has been MIA since Jan 20th
>Comey released a book on Jan 12th
>Comey was scheduled to do a promotional interview on Jan 27th that he no-showed
>Comey has not done any promotion for his book at all
Nothing but coincidence and certainly nothing to see. Back to your shots and masks. SKOL!
I want to believe, but don't believe a thing until I see it happen.
TTUcamper
Elite
Basically the cia runs this country by controlling the branches of govt and the FBI.
Imagine my shocked face
TTUcamper
Elite
My guess is more benign. I bet the DS just wanted him out of the news. Everyone knows he's an incompetent traitor, even the Dems. No reason to flaunt it. I bet they gave him his book money and told him to fuck off
Y'all can Florida Man all you want, but my State is kicking ass. Now if DeSantis would just state out loud FUCK MASKS we'd be easily GOAT status.
Big Dick Ron is doing pretty good down there, especially compared to other governors, but it's way too fucking hot, humid, wet, and purple down there for y'all to claim
lol I think it is satire
Xi Jinping Forgets Seed Phrase For Digital Yuan Wallet, Loses $2.3 Trillion Equivalent Of Country’s Wealth
Xi Jinping is facing blowback for forgetting the phrase used to unlock the country’s budget surplus stored in an digital Yuan wallet.
www.valuewalk.com
BEIJING, China – China’s President Xi Jinping is facing blowback from party leaders Friday following his revelation that he forgot the 12-word phrase used to unlock the country’s budget surplus stored in an encrypted digital Yuan wallet. The move to a digital currency was originally touted by the country’s leadership as a method to combat black-market activity and subvert international sanctions, but the full-speed implementation appears to have led to quite a misstep as China now faces a budget deficit measured in the trillions of dollars.
“What is important to remember is that this fault of U.S. corporations,” said Jinping, “I took a screenshot of the phrase on my iPhone, but I accidentally deleted it when I meant to send a funny meme to Vladimir. Apple and other U.S. manufacturers must be held accountable.”
Cryptocurrency experts do not recommend saving your wallet passphrase on your phone. Most experts advise that holders write down their passphrase on 11×17 cardinal red construction paper with UV sensitive ink, place the paper inside a biometric safe bought out of state with cash, and bury the safe in an unmarked hole at least 5 hours by foot into the Chihuahuan Desert. These simple steps greatly increase the likelihood of securing one’s access to their crypto assets.
“He clearly made a mistake,” said cryptocurrency investor and humanity short-seller Peter Theil, “but to be fair many new crypto users make the same mistake and learn from it. When I called Bitcoin a Chinese financial weapon, I didn’t realize they might accidentally use it on themselves.”
Computer scientists argue that even if he forgot the phase, brute-force cryptology could provide a means of recreating it. Unfortunately, the ongoing chip shortage could slow the effort as it will take approximately 500,000 GPUs 10,000 years to correctly guess the phrase.
Xi Jinping Demands That U.S. Manufacturers Be Held Accountable For Forgetting Digital Yuan Wallet Phrase
“What is important to remember is that this fault of U.S. corporations,” said Jinping, “I took a screenshot of the phrase on my iPhone, but I accidentally deleted it when I meant to send a funny meme to Vladimir. Apple and other U.S. manufacturers must be held accountable.”
Cryptocurrency experts do not recommend saving your wallet passphrase on your phone. Most experts advise that holders write down their passphrase on 11×17 cardinal red construction paper with UV sensitive ink, place the paper inside a biometric safe bought out of state with cash, and bury the safe in an unmarked hole at least 5 hours by foot into the Chihuahuan Desert. These simple steps greatly increase the likelihood of securing one’s access to their crypto assets.
“He clearly made a mistake,” said cryptocurrency investor and humanity short-seller Peter Theil, “but to be fair many new crypto users make the same mistake and learn from it. When I called Bitcoin a Chinese financial weapon, I didn’t realize they might accidentally use it on themselves.”
Computer scientists argue that even if he forgot the phase, brute-force cryptology could provide a means of recreating it. Unfortunately, the ongoing chip shortage could slow the effort as it will take approximately 500,000 GPUs 10,000 years to correctly guess the phrase.
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The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals
If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility (usually Twitter).
Racism is A-OK.
This racist hand symbol is very popular right now. It’s to say “OK” as in “Racism is A-OK.”
One Race to Rule Them All
This sign signals to other people that you believe one race is superior to all the others. Just say no to the One symbol.
V is for Violent Bigotry
This is very similar to the “One” symbol, but doubly racist because it is two fingers instead of one. Some people think this means “peace” or “two,” but they are probably secret racists.
The Palm of Hitler
This sign is formed by having all five fingers extended, five being approximately the number of letters in Hitler. Used extensively in World War II and the Trump administration.
The Rock of White Supremacy
This racist symbol represents “Rock,” which is used to crush scissors, scissors being two blades working together and thus a symbol of multiple races living in harmony. It is better to lose every game of rock-paper-scissors you ever play than to choose Rock.
The Evil Eye of Prejudice
In this classic racist sign propagated by notorious bigot and Satanist Ronnie James Dio, the index and pinky fingers are extended and kept separate to symbolize how races should be segregated.
Wiggly Fingers of Cthulhu
Wiggle your fingers rapidly back and forth. Commonly used by servants of Cthulhu to signal their hatred for all races as they summon the Great Sleeper to devour people of all colors.
Handshake of Hate
This may seem innocuous at first, but it implies racism by suggesting they own your hand. Slavery, anyone? If someone tries this one on you, punch them in the face (being careful not to make the “Fist” shape above).
Cool-Guy Finger Guns
This is the one hand gesture you can be sure is not meant to symbolize white supremacy as it is only used by cool people. Anyone doing double finger guns is definitely too cool to be a racist. (They might, however, be an NRA member and thus a domestic terrorist. Oh well. At least they are not racist).
What’s your favorite racist hand sign? Form it now!
I was in the GOAT this week…Tejas. Out last night for the NFL Draft. Bar had 30 full seats at the actual bar and another 200 ppl at tables and standing….no FKN masks. Twas glorious.
Now I’m on a flight and have been told twice to pull my mask over my nose. Got 3 Woodfords so I’m constantly drinking sans mask.
Viva La Resistance
Panic in DC
I don't have it either you keystone cops!! morons, haha SKOL!
Maybe this will also apply to cities/counties within the state which publicly fund sports arenas and stadiums. No more tax money to build a billion dollar edifice only to be shit on by the leagues.
Or a Texas Tech fan.
Cool-Guy Finger Guns
This is the one hand gesture you can be sure is not meant to symbolize white supremacy as it is only used by cool people. Anyone doing double finger guns is definitely too cool to be a racist. (They might, however, be an NRA member and thus a domestic terrorist. Oh well. At least they are not racist).
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Sue them.
Now you know we're going to need to have a long discussion on this one.
PISTOLS FIRIN'!
MrNonSequitur
Poster
He said a couple weeks ago that the following week there would be 'big news.'
That's the problem: they've been saying this kind of stuff since November. The election was clearly stolen but they don't help their cause when they continuously make these types of comments.
Now you know we're going to need to have a long discussion on this one.
PISTOLS FIRIN'!
give me a fucking break. It is well established that Tech was first. That’s why we call you guys Xerox U, because you copy all of your “traditions” from conference opponents.
Satire at Bee is great pointing out modern stupidity. But the next time someone tells you the okay sign is racist
Liberal Dems have always expected black people to do as the party desires and not to have independent thoughts.
Pineapple
Legendary
I must suck at riddles. These posts never make sense.
Look at this guy. Our mascot was an old west legend that was firing pistols before Tech was even a thing.
You guys hold your guns up like a faggit with a finger pointed in the air. We fire those babies (been doing it back to the late 60s that I can remember as a small kid.
Guns Up | History & Traditions | TTU
Looks like you pussies started it in 1971.
For the sake of civility, I won't tell you what we call people from Tech.
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Pineapple
Legendary
Tortilla throwing bitches?
To be fair.. I've always thought y'all bogarted Burt Reynolds for your mascot.
Just look at him.
If they would throw out containers of taco fixings and queso with the tortillas, that'd be awesome.
Truth is, he looked more like Willie Nelson!To be fair.. I've always thought y'all bogarted Burt Reynolds for your mascot.
Just look at him.
Scartiger
Elite
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