Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[MVTPatriot]

you're safe by me


I am making a list though if this is true

Wife gets the second shot next week while I'm out of town.

If I don't log in next weekend sometime, you know what happened.

 

[Sgfeer]

Wife gets the second shot next week while I'm out of town.

If I don't log in next weekend sometime, you know what happened.

If it's Moderna, you'll be glad you're out of town

 

[TheGratefulReb]

 

[s-ou-thern]

NCNDA

Last night I signed a NCNDA.Some topics I will have to think very carefully about before speaking. However 2 days ago I did hear that the former director of the FBI James Comey had been arrested for Treason.Waiting for this to get into MSM news report.

www.simonparkes.org

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>Comey has been MIA since Jan 20th
>Comey released a book on Jan 12th
>Comey was scheduled to do a promotional interview on Jan 27th that he no-showed
>Comey has not done any promotion for his book at all

I’m actually more interested in the stuff you posted rather than what Simon says. Being MIA and a no show for book tour seems relevant. I have not paid attention to Comey lately. Where did you get the book tour info?

 

[Viking]

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Nothing but coincidence and certainly nothing to see. Back to your shots and masks. SKOL!

 

[Scratchmyvolsroughly]

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It is stuff like this that 120% tells me there is a plan

 

[AC2020]

It is stuff like this that 120% tells me there is a plan

I want to believe, but don't believe a thing until I see it happen.

 

[TTUcamper]

interesting thread.

Basically the cia runs this country by controlling the branches of govt and the FBI.

Imagine my shocked face

 

[TTUcamper]

I’m actually more interested in the stuff you posted rather than what Simon says. Being MIA and a no show for book tour seems relevant. I have not paid attention to Comey lately. Where did you get the book tour info?

My guess is more benign. I bet the DS just wanted him out of the news. Everyone knows he's an incompetent traitor, even the Dems. No reason to flaunt it. I bet they gave him his book money and told him to fuck off

 

[America 1st]

 

[TheGratefulReb]

 

[t_money86]

Y'all can Florida Man all you want, but my State is kicking ass. Now if DeSantis would just state out loud FUCK MASKS we'd be easily GOAT status.

 

[America 1st]

Y'all can Florida Man all you want, but my State is kicking ass. Now if DeSantis would just state out loud FUCK MASKS we'd be easily GOAT status.

Big Dick Ron is doing pretty good down there, especially compared to other governors, but it's way too fucking hot, humid, wet, and purple down there for y'all to claim

 

[America 1st]

 

[tiderollsonu]

lol I think it is satire

Xi Jinping Forgets Seed Phrase For Digital Yuan Wallet, Loses $2.3 Trillion Equivalent Of Country’s Wealth

Xi Jinping is facing blowback for forgetting the phrase used to unlock the country’s budget surplus stored in an digital Yuan wallet.

www.valuewalk.com

Spoiler

BEIJING, China – China’s President Xi Jinping is facing blowback from party leaders Friday following his revelation that he forgot the 12-word phrase used to unlock the country’s budget surplus stored in an encrypted digital Yuan wallet. The move to a digital currency was originally touted by the country’s leadership as a method to combat black-market activity and subvert international sanctions, but the full-speed implementation appears to have led to quite a misstep as China now faces a budget deficit measured in the trillions of dollars.

Xi Jinping Demands That U.S. Manufacturers Be Held Accountable For Forgetting Digital Yuan Wallet Phrase​

“What is important to remember is that this fault of U.S. corporations,” said Jinping, “I took a screenshot of the phrase on my iPhone, but I accidentally deleted it when I meant to send a funny meme to Vladimir. Apple and other U.S. manufacturers must be held accountable.”


Cryptocurrency experts do not recommend saving your wallet passphrase on your phone. Most experts advise that holders write down their passphrase on 11×17 cardinal red construction paper with UV sensitive ink, place the paper inside a biometric safe bought out of state with cash, and bury the safe in an unmarked hole at least 5 hours by foot into the Chihuahuan Desert. These simple steps greatly increase the likelihood of securing one’s access to their crypto assets.


“He clearly made a mistake,” said cryptocurrency investor and humanity short-seller Peter Theil, “but to be fair many new crypto users make the same mistake and learn from it. When I called Bitcoin a Chinese financial weapon, I didn’t realize they might accidentally use it on themselves.”


Computer scientists argue that even if he forgot the phase, brute-force cryptology could provide a means of recreating it. Unfortunately, the ongoing chip shortage could slow the effort as it will take approximately 500,000 GPUs 10,000 years to correctly guess the phrase.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

 

[TheGratefulReb]

 

[AC2020]

The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility (usually Twitter).


Racism is A-OK.

This racist hand symbol is very popular right now. It’s to say “OK” as in “Racism is A-OK.”


One Race to Rule Them All

This sign signals to other people that you believe one race is superior to all the others. Just say no to the One symbol.


V is for Violent Bigotry

This is very similar to the “One” symbol, but doubly racist because it is two fingers instead of one. Some people think this means “peace” or “two,” but they are probably secret racists.


The Palm of Hitler

This sign is formed by having all five fingers extended, five being approximately the number of letters in Hitler. Used extensively in World War II and the Trump administration.


The Rock of White Supremacy

This racist symbol represents “Rock,” which is used to crush scissors, scissors being two blades working together and thus a symbol of multiple races living in harmony. It is better to lose every game of rock-paper-scissors you ever play than to choose Rock.


The Evil Eye of Prejudice

In this classic racist sign propagated by notorious bigot and Satanist Ronnie James Dio, the index and pinky fingers are extended and kept separate to symbolize how races should be segregated.


Wiggly Fingers of Cthulhu

Wiggle your fingers rapidly back and forth. Commonly used by servants of Cthulhu to signal their hatred for all races as they summon the Great Sleeper to devour people of all colors.


Handshake of Hate

This may seem innocuous at first, but it implies racism by suggesting they own your hand. Slavery, anyone? If someone tries this one on you, punch them in the face (being careful not to make the “Fist” shape above).


Cool-Guy Finger Guns

This is the one hand gesture you can be sure is not meant to symbolize white supremacy as it is only used by cool people. Anyone doing double finger guns is definitely too cool to be a racist. (They might, however, be an NRA member and thus a domestic terrorist. Oh well. At least they are not racist).

What’s your favorite racist hand sign? Form it now!

 

[316what]

Y'all can Florida Man all you want, but my State is kicking ass. Now if DeSantis would just state out loud FUCK MASKS we'd be easily GOAT status.

I was in the GOAT this week…Tejas. Out last night for the NFL Draft. Bar had 30 full seats at the actual bar and another 200 ppl at tables and standing….no FKN masks. Twas glorious.

Now I’m on a flight and have been told twice to pull my mask over my nose. Got 3 Woodfords so I’m constantly drinking sans mask.

Viva La Resistance

 

[TheGratefulReb]

Panic in DC

 

[Viking]

Panic in DC

I don't have it either you keystone cops!! morons, haha SKOL!

 

[imprimis]

Maybe this will also apply to cities/counties within the state which publicly fund sports arenas and stadiums. No more tax money to build a billion dollar edifice only to be shit on by the leagues.

 

[imprimis]

Cool-Guy Finger Guns

This is the one hand gesture you can be sure is not meant to symbolize white supremacy as it is only used by cool people. Anyone doing double finger guns is definitely too cool to be a racist. (They might, however, be an NRA member and thus a domestic terrorist. Oh well. At least they are not racist).

Or a Texas Tech fan.

 

[imprimis]

Panic in DC

Sue them.

 

[AC2020]

Of a Texas Tech fan.

Now you know we're going to need to have a long discussion on this one.

PISTOLS FIRIN'!

 

[Dawg88]

Dead on and I believe he’s going to be the next governor of the state of Georgia

I also think some key political news is going to come out of the Trump headquarters in Florida pretty soon from what I have heard

 

[imprimis]

Texas Senate committee passed the Permitless Carry Bill on Thursday. Will be voted on by the Senate next week.

 

[Chris Farley]

Biden - to force or not to force military to get vaccines?

 

[MrNonSequitur]

- Patrick Byrne still in the fight and predicted Trump back in office ia couple months after AZ and other state audits
- Talk about an HBO special that aired in March 2020 about Election Machine hacking:

"...HBO released a documentary that some may find relevant. The surprise this fellow evinces matches my own over the last few months, studying the security of our election infrastructure. I first began looking at it thinking, 'Where is the vulnerability? At what weak spot might it be attacked?' It turns out that the answer is, 'Everywhere. Just… everywhere. The whole system is a soup of vulnerabilities. An 8th grader could hack this shit.' ...And yes, I know that the esteemed Department of Homeland Security’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency Director Christopher Krebs (a lawyer) has come out and said that this was the most secure election in US history. Krebs is either an idiot or he is lying, and if he is lying it is either out of embarrassment at what he let happen or he is captured. I openly challenge him to appear on any news show he chooses to debate the subject with me. I don’t care if it is with Rachel Maddow refereeing: in four minutes there will be nothing left of the fool’s credibility but a greasy spot. Put differently, HBO was correct."

- Sydney Powell has lawsuits still going - one of which is a defamation lawsuit against Dominion. Apparently she's crushing them.

- One poster's thought: You can't present evidence of it in court for national security reasons. We rig elections around the world through the voting machines and other methods (anywhere Soros is involved had a rigged election which is why he is untouchable). We aren't about to let evidence of it being done hit a court room, even if it was done to us. Interdasting.

- Patrick Byrne recommended this podcast - it's about Maria Butina: https://wondery.com/shows/spy-affair/. They should all be free by now.

- https://www.sidneypowell.com/election-evidence-2020

- https://wiredailynews.com/2021/03/2...il-in-ballots-fraudulent-orders-new-election/

- Lindell started his own media platform (Frank Speach.com) and it was taken down by 9 AM on the first day.

- Lindell suing Dominion for $1.6B.

- Elections Integrity Org Identifies 12,547 Illegal Votes Included In Georgia’s 2020 Election Results – Exceeds Margin of Victory In the State. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...lection-results-exceeds-margin-victory-state/

- https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...expert-witness-in-michigan-2020-election-case

- https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...n-freight-train-election-audits-coming-video/

- Arizona audit on pace to be finished by deadline (14 May, I believe).

He said a couple weeks ago that the following week there would be 'big news.'

That's the problem: they've been saying this kind of stuff since November. The election was clearly stolen but they don't help their cause when they continuously make these types of comments.

 

[thenick_ttu]

Now you know we're going to need to have a long discussion on this one.

PISTOLS FIRIN'!

give me a fucking break. It is well established that Tech was first. That’s why we call you guys Xerox U, because you copy all of your “traditions” from conference opponents.

 

[s-ou-thern]

The Bee Explains: Common Racist Hand Signals

If there’s one thing you’ve noticed about white nationalists, it’s that they have hands. And something they’ve been doing a lot with their hands lately is sending out secret messages in support of white supremacy. If you see anyone doing any of these hand gestures, you can be certain they are a racist and should report them to the nearest racism reporting facility (usually Twitter).

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Racism is A-OK.

This racist hand symbol is very popular right now. It’s to say “OK” as in “Racism is A-OK.”

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One Race to Rule Them All

This sign signals to other people that you believe one race is superior to all the others. Just say no to the One symbol.

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V is for Violent Bigotry

This is very similar to the “One” symbol, but doubly racist because it is two fingers instead of one. Some people think this means “peace” or “two,” but they are probably secret racists.

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The Palm of Hitler

This sign is formed by having all five fingers extended, five being approximately the number of letters in Hitler. Used extensively in World War II and the Trump administration.

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The Rock of White Supremacy

This racist symbol represents “Rock,” which is used to crush scissors, scissors being two blades working together and thus a symbol of multiple races living in harmony. It is better to lose every game of rock-paper-scissors you ever play than to choose Rock.

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The Evil Eye of Prejudice

In this classic racist sign propagated by notorious bigot and Satanist Ronnie James Dio, the index and pinky fingers are extended and kept separate to symbolize how races should be segregated.

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Wiggly Fingers of Cthulhu

Wiggle your fingers rapidly back and forth. Commonly used by servants of Cthulhu to signal their hatred for all races as they summon the Great Sleeper to devour people of all colors.

View attachment 18428
Handshake of Hate

This may seem innocuous at first, but it implies racism by suggesting they own your hand. Slavery, anyone? If someone tries this one on you, punch them in the face (being careful not to make the “Fist” shape above).

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Cool-Guy Finger Guns

This is the one hand gesture you can be sure is not meant to symbolize white supremacy as it is only used by cool people. Anyone doing double finger guns is definitely too cool to be a racist. (They might, however, be an NRA member and thus a domestic terrorist. Oh well. At least they are not racist).

What’s your favorite racist hand sign? Form it now!

Satire at Bee is great pointing out modern stupidity. But the next time someone tells you the okay sign is racist

 

[s-ou-thern]

Dead on and I believe he’s going to be the next governor of the state of Georgia

I also think some key political news is going to come out of the Trump headquarters in Florida pretty soon from what I have heard

Liberal Dems have always expected black people to do as the party desires and not to have independent thoughts.

 

[Pineapple]

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I must suck at riddles. These posts never make sense.

 

[AC2020]

give me a fucking break. It is well established that Tech was first. That’s why we call you guys Xerox U, because you copy all of your “traditions” from conference opponents.

Look at this guy. Our mascot was an old west legend that was firing pistols before Tech was even a thing.

You guys hold your guns up like a faggit with a finger pointed in the air. We fire those babies (been doing it back to the late 60s that I can remember as a small kid.

Guns Up | History & Traditions | TTU

www.ttu.edu

Looks like you pussies started it in 1971.

For the sake of civility, I won't tell you what we call people from Tech.

 

[Pineapple]

Look at this guy. Our mascot was an old west legend that was firing pistols before Tech was even a thing.

You guys hold your guns up like a faggit with a finger pointed in the air. We fire those babies (been doing it back to the late 60s that I can remember as a small kid.

For the sake of civility, I won't tell you what we call people from Tech.

Tortilla throwing bitches?

 

[tgsio]

 

[tgsio]

Look at this guy. Our mascot was an old west legend that was firing pistols before Tech was even a thing.

You guys hold your guns up like a faggit with a finger pointed in the air. We fire those babies (been doing it back to the late 60s that I can remember as a small kid.

For the sake of civility, I won't tell you what we call people from Tech.

To be fair.. I've always thought y'all bogarted Burt Reynolds for your mascot.

Just look at him.

 

[tgsio]

Tortilla throwing bitches?

If they would throw out containers of taco fixings and queso with the tortillas, that'd be awesome.

 

[AC2020]

To be fair.. I've always thought y'all bogarted Burt Reynolds for your mascot.

Just look at him.

Truth is, he looked more like Willie Nelson!

 

[Scartiger]

News from Representative Duncan April 30, 2021 Friends, I pray you and your family are well! I wanted to provide you with a few updates. The Old Glory Only Act Our beautiful flag, Old Glory, is the single most significant symbol of freedom the world has ever known. It is an unmatched representation of liberty worldwide, and it should be the only symbol that flies over our embassies in nations around the world. Yet, President Biden's administration will allow US embassies worldwide to fly the gay pride flag on the same flagpole as the American flag. I saw this coming, which is why I authored HR 85, the Old Glory Only Act. No flag (Pride, BLM, or Gadsden) should fly over our embassies except for the flag of the United States of America. My bill states, “The Secretary of State shall ensure that no United States diplomatic or consular post flies any flag other than the United States flag over such post.” Read more about my bill by clicking HERE. Nancy Pelosi abusing the rules of the House of Representatives I realize this update may be “inside baseball” to many, but I feel like you need to know this for a multitude of reasons. Nearly every week that the House is in session, we consider a set of bills from what is referred to as the “suspension calendar.” These bills typically aren’t discussed on the floor for more than a basic introduction and are mostly bipartisan or non-controversial, which is necessary because a bill brought up on “suspension” requires a 2/3rds vote to pass instead of a simple majority. A few examples of “suspension bills” include technical changes to existing laws, the naming of post offices, launching pilot programs, or conducting studies. While most bills brought up under suspension are minor and non-controversial, that is not always the case. I have voted for hundreds of suspension bills over the years, but I’ve voted against dozens as well. There have even been a few rare cases where a bill brought up under suspension was so controversial it didn’t even have enough votes to pass with a simple majority. This all goes to say that part of my job as your representative is to watch the suspension calendar carefully to ensure no one attempts to slip something contentious in quickly that should receive greater debate or scrutiny. Additionally, while many non-controversial bills pass on a voice vote, it should be the right of any Member of Congress to force a vote on a bill, either because they are concerned about the issue or because they feel that it is important for Members to be on record. That’s basic government transparency 101. Now that you know the back story, you should know that on Tuesday, House Democrats executed a power grab to abuse the rules, and packaged 16 completely different, non-related suspension bills into a single vote – and suddenly, all of those things were getting one, single, up-or-down vote. If you didn’t like one of those bills (and in this instance, there were fairly major problems with 5 of them), then you had to either vote them all to pass or throw away the other 11 bills to vote down the 5 you had problems with (or vote down the other 11 bills because of the issues with the other 5). Unsurprisingly, Democrats then passed all 16 bills in one single vote. This isn’t the way the House should work. Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are abusing their power in the majority and trampling over the rights of the minority party. When Republicans were in charge of the House, they NEVER took abusive action like this. We should be able to come together on the items we agree on and vote on them separately in a timely fashion. We should always embrace transparency and allow individually recorded votes if necessary on each piece of legislation. Preventing recorded votes on individual pieces of legislation that could impact your daily life is simply un-American and goes against our Founding principles. It’s also a threat to your freedom. I will continue to fight against this new tactic and keep you updated on any new developments. Washington D.C. Statehood pushed again by Democrats last week Last week, the House of Representatives voted on H.R. 51, a bill admitting Washington, D.C., as the 51st state. I voted NO on this UNCONSTITIONAL bill, and any admission of D.C. would require a new constitutional amendment. Appearing on the Nationally Syndicated Radio the Todd Starnes Show I recently joined guest host Tim Van Horn on the Todd Starnes Show. We discussed D.C Statehood, the #BidenBorderCrisis, woke politics, and the MLB's short-sighted decision to move the All-Star game from Atlanta, Georgia. Listen to my interview by clicking HERE or on the image below: The unconstitutional “No Ban Act” passes the House Last week, Democrats brought forward Representative Judy Chu’s legislation, H.R. 1333, the NO BAN ACT. This legislation is a liberal’s dream and makes it difficult, if not impossible, for the President of the United States to respond rapidly to block the admission of aliens or classes of aliens that present a direct threat to the American people. I voted NO on this disastrous bill. Some lowlights of the bill include - Limits the President’s ability to put future entry restrictions in a timely fashion by requiring both the Secretary of State and Homeland Security to determine a threat exists before a Presidential proclamation. Transfers power from an elected official to unelected federal bureaucrats who are unaccountable to the American people. Puts in place an additional step that is particularly dangerous at a time when the surge of illegal immigrants at the southern border is the worst in our history and a global pandemic rages in many countries. Creates dangerous limitations on all future presidents’ abilities to keep the United States safe by placing onerous restrictions on the use of 212(f) authority to seemingly discourage the current President or any future president from ever exercising the authority. Even in cases where national security compels the issuance of travel restrictions. Encourages litigation by allowing class-action lawsuits. Creates an expansive judicial review provision in which any “individual or entity who is present in the United States and has been harmed by a violation of this subsection may file an action in an appropriate district court of the United States to seek declaratory or injunctive relief." As we move forward this Congress, I will keep you updated on this unconstitutional move that puts more power in the hands of unelected bureaucrats and would make the elected U.S. President subservient to members of their cabinet. Biden Administration policies on immigration and abortion are the most radical I have ever seen Last week, the Biden Administration announced they were eliminating civil penalties for migrants who refused to obey deportation orders by attempting to remain in the United States. He's doing this in the middle of a border crisis, which will likely make the situation worse. This may be the most tone-deaf policy decision I have ever seen. They're not even pretending to care about immigration enforcement anymore. That means more children being sexually assaulted while trying to make the journey to the United States, more COVID cases at the border, more taxpayer resources being spent on foreigners, more overcrowding in our schools, and more cheap/illegal labor depressing wages for American workers, all because Joe Biden is giving them a wink and a nod, telling them we have open borders in this country. This is a terrible decision, and I intend to do everything I can to stop the administration from implementing it. ​