# 1 Reason on how I can see an American or Euro Trash a mile away in Colombia the "Gay-Ass Fanny Pack"
Faggots!
Other Identifying Markers of Americans or Euro Trash -
Wearing Flip-Flops
Wearing Shorts When Not Exercising
Speaking English Loudly and Slowly Thinking That Makes Colombians Understand English - It Does Not
Bitching About No Fast-Food
Being Drunk and Obnoxious
Traveling to a Country Without Even Trying to Learn a Few Basic Phrases or Words
Glued to Their Phones at Restaurants
When you come visit your favorite Mortgage Guy/Longhorn in Medellin please keep the above in mind.
Gracias Mis Amigos
I just got home from the grocery store wearing shorts and flip flops. Feels good man.