You're welcome. Watched the Stop Making Sense 84 concert remaster the other day. Too many of those songs have been going through my head lately
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You're welcome. Watched the Stop Making Sense 84 concert remaster the other day. Too many of those songs have been going through my head lately
Just pulled this from LinkedIn of all places. Figured quite a few of you would get a chuckle:
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
FreeMiner
Legendary
All The Democrats Have Left Is The Taste Of Trumps Weiner In Their Mouths....Ha Ha Ha
NoThanks
Elite
She talks like a ventriloquist!
FreeMiner
Legendary
Sikness23245
Elite
Fk Chuck!
Who’s doing the dropping and are they still alive?
Chuck 2020
2022 Fantasy ⚾️ 🏆
easy big fella. Some of us Chucky's don’t act like that ass clown.
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Completely agree, short term loss but long term win.
Dolphincock
Elite
what did it say
And those more likely to get an abortion will now congregate at those jobs. Those companies align with their “political views.” They will probably set up clinics just over the state lines right next to fireworks stands. Just jam an M-80 up there.
wvdan
Poster
This is interesting if it isn't bullshit. What if Hutchison is undercover and was paid or blackmailed into lying and space force has it all?4958Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6 ID: 000000 No.16552853
Jun 29 2022 02:23:20 (EST) NEW
What is at stake?
Who has control?
SURPRISE WITNESS.
Who was surprised?
Who will be surprised?
Use your logic.
Can emotions be used to influence decisions?
How do you control emotion?
Define 'Plant'.
How do you insert a plant?
Can emotions be used to insert a plant?
Who is Cassidy Hutchinson?
Trust the plan.
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Long Cat V2.0
Legendary
What a shithole.
MEET AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WASTE CHIEF
Sam Brinton Has 2 MIT Degrees, Is 'Genderfluid' And Role-Plays Dogs
America’s nuclear waste chief: Two MIT degrees, ‘genderfluid,’ role-plays dogs
It’s official: Sam Brinton is America’s new nuclear waste chief.
www.washingtonexaminer.com
He probably can't even remember who the last president is.
RollyInRaleigh
Legendary
Diabolical piece of shit...
MEET AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WASTE CHIEF
Sam Brinton Has 2 MIT Degrees, Is 'Genderfluid' And Role-Plays Dogs
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America’s nuclear waste chief: Two MIT degrees, ‘genderfluid,’ role-plays dogs
It’s official: Sam Brinton is America’s new nuclear waste chief.
I guarantee he has been shit on at a Provincetown faggot party on Cape Cod
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