Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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okay am I a weirdo for wiping balls to back?
No, front to back is the ‘only’ way. Also, use half a roll each wipe. Don’t know about this sitting down, reach behind method either. I gotta stand to reach around. Also, the reach behind, between the cheeks is opening oneself up to tainted wrist and arm hairs if it gets messy. Think this is a psyop to mess with our minds.
 
No, front to back is the ‘only’ way. Also, use half a roll each wipe. Don’t know about this sitting down, reach behind method either. I gotta stand to reach around. Also, the reach behind, between the cheeks is opening oneself up to tainted wrist and arm hairs if it gets messy. Think this is a psyop to mess with our minds.
And if you are out in the sandbox, use the 2 fingers of your left hand, and run to find Mommy. Ha Ha Ha.
My daughter with her first son called me one day. Dad I can't believe what your grandson Joe just did, OK what? He shit in his sandbox wiped his ass with a handful of grass and has crap everywhere. Are all boys mentally retarded. Yah pretty much, he will figger it out eventually honey. Grandson Joe was 2-3 years old.
 
No, front to back is the ‘only’ way. Also, use half a roll each wipe. Don’t know about this sitting down, reach behind method either. I gotta stand to reach around. Also, the reach behind, between the cheeks is opening oneself up to tainted wrist and arm hairs if it gets messy. Think this is a psyop to mess with our minds.
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Just so everybody can enjoy. And LOVE how Aubrey Plaza can't keep a straight face.

 
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