• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

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okay am I a weirdo for wiping balls to back?
No, front to back is the ‘only’ way. Also, use half a roll each wipe. Don’t know about this sitting down, reach behind method either. I gotta stand to reach around. Also, the reach behind, between the cheeks is opening oneself up to tainted wrist and arm hairs if it gets messy. Think this is a psyop to mess with our minds.
 
No, front to back is the ‘only’ way. Also, use half a roll each wipe. Don’t know about this sitting down, reach behind method either. I gotta stand to reach around. Also, the reach behind, between the cheeks is opening oneself up to tainted wrist and arm hairs if it gets messy. Think this is a psyop to mess with our minds.
And if you are out in the sandbox, use the 2 fingers of your left hand, and run to find Mommy. Ha Ha Ha.
My daughter with her first son called me one day. Dad I can't believe what your grandson Joe just did, OK what? He shit in his sandbox wiped his ass with a handful of grass and has crap everywhere. Are all boys mentally retarded. Yah pretty much, he will figger it out eventually honey. Grandson Joe was 2-3 years old.
 
No, front to back is the ‘only’ way. Also, use half a roll each wipe. Don’t know about this sitting down, reach behind method either. I gotta stand to reach around. Also, the reach behind, between the cheeks is opening oneself up to tainted wrist and arm hairs if it gets messy. Think this is a psyop to mess with our minds.
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Just so everybody can enjoy. And LOVE how Aubrey Plaza can't keep a straight face.

 
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