Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens
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Belezabro
Elite
Its the lying, the constant lying and manipulation. We need leaders that are not power hungry, don't care about being rich, and believe in less governance and personal autonomy. Is this too much to ask?
Long Cat V2.0
Legendary
And the next one up wouldn’t be? I’m just saying, sacrifice him to get things moving then go about your agenda. That’s what I would do.
Long Cat V2.0
Legendary
Sure, but they can discard him and move on no problem. They can discard them all and move on. The people running the show are in the shadows and can use one puppet as well as the next one. This time pick one who wasn’t photographed in blackface 32 times.
On the other side of the coin, what about every congressional member that certified the election. We all know that it wasn't a legal election and they know it too.
One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks. “What’s this?” she asked.
“Pulverized willow bark,” replied her fairy godmother.
“What happened to the carpet?” she asked.
“The carpet was nylon, which is made from butadiene and hydrogen cyanide, both made from petroleum,” came the response.
Greta smiled, acknowledging that adjustments are necessary to save the planet, and moved to the sink to brush her teeth where instead of a toothbrush, she found a willow, mangled on one end to expose wood fibre bristles.
“Your old toothbrush?” noted her godmother, “Also nylon.”
“Where’s the water?” asked Greta.
“Down the road in the canal,” replied her godmother, ‘Just make sure you avoid water with cholera in it”
“Why’s there no running water?” Greta asked, becoming a little peevish.
“Well,” said her godmother, who happened to teach engineering at MIT, “Where do we begin?” There followed a long monologue about how sink valves need elastomer seats and how copper pipes contain copper, which has to be mined and how it’s impossible to make all-electric earth-moving equipment with no gear lubrication or tires and how ore has to be smelted to a make metal, and that’s tough to do with only electricity as a source of heat, and even if you use only electricity, the wires need insulation, which is petroleum-based, and though most of Sweden’s energy is produced in an environmentally friendly way because of hydro and nuclear, if you do a mass and energy balance around the whole system, you still need lots of petroleum products like lubricants and nylon and rubber for tires and asphalt for filling potholes and wax and iPhone plastic and elastic to hold your underwear up while operating a copper smelting furnace and . . .
“What’s for breakfast?” interjected Greta, whose head was hurting.
"Fresh, range-fed chicken eggs,” replied her godmother. “Raw.”
“How so, raw?” inquired Greta.
“Well, . . .” And once again, Greta was told about the need for petroleum products like transformer oil and scores of petroleum products essential for producing metals for frying pans and in the end was educated about how you can’t have a petroleum-free world and then cook eggs. Unless you rip your front fence up and start a fire and carefully cook your egg in an orange peel like you do in Boy Scouts. Not that you can find oranges in Sweden anymore.
“But I want poached eggs like my Aunt Tilda makes,” lamented Greta.
“Tilda died this morning,” the godmother explained. “Bacterial pneumonia.”
“What?!” interjected Greta. “No one dies of bacterial pneumonia! We have penicillin.”
“Not anymore,” explained godmother “The production of penicillin requires chemical extraction using isobutyl acetate, which, if you know your organic chemistry, is petroleum-based. Lots of people are dying, which is problematic because there’s not any easy way of disposing of the bodies since backhoes need hydraulic oil and crematoriums can’t really burn many bodies using as fuel Swedish fences and furniture, which are rapidly disappearing - being used on the black market for roasting eggs and staying warm.”
This represents only a fraction of Greta’s day, a day without microphones to exclaim into and a day without much food, and a day without carbon-fibre boats to sail in, but a day that will save the planet.
Tune in tomorrow when Greta needs a root canal and learns how Novocain is synthesized.
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You're eliminating some of these types you mention when they finally decide to cut the stock market off from them. Granted, the damage has been done but it might prevent a pelosi/mitch type of scum from ever coming around again.
A mixture of white and red sauce.
Jack Poso 🇺🇸 on GETTR : The same people who think they're defeating fascism had a mental breakdown over some working class people honking their horns
The same people who think they're defeating fascism had a mental breakdown over some working class people honking their horns
Catturd ™ on GETTR : I won't support any Republican candidate in 2022 unless they pledge loudly they'll vote against McCarthy and McConnell as lead...
I won't support any Republican candidate in 2022 unless they pledge loudly they'll vote against McCarthy and McConnell as leaders of the House and Senate.
This is what I was thinking after the crack pipe distro story broke.
No way in holy hell would anyone in the administration conceive of these moves and think they were legit.
Some WH behind the scenes just have to be doing this. Right??
Maybe if there was a little poo stain in the britches, it would reflect a little more of his entire career.
SmokeHouse423
Elite
I was grinning the whole time reading because I knew at the end it was going to say that. Cool photo regardless
On the evening of December 20 he thought all was fine. On Christmas Day he and his wife were executed.
FreeMiner
Legendary
Monsieur what model etc do you have I am very curious.
Fuck these bastards!
Law enforcement better figure out quick which side of history it wants to be on.
TTUcamper
Elite
We are now to the intimidation phase. If the cops enforce this, it's going to turn very ugly.
This says to me the government is desperate and they are being told by their handlers they can't back down.
If the truckers remain steadfast and don't break this will be a domino that falls worldwide and the elite know it.
So, qualified for a cabinet position?
Please God, bless and protect the Canadian Patriots. Let everyone see the truth of what’s happening.
TTUcamper
Elite
I think there is also an element that realizes they need to break this before truth social comes out
My kids haven't worn masks in school all year.
The lies eventually catch up with you. The additional lies it takes to try to sell the first set of lies leaves giant potholes in the Runway of Truth they have to land on. The more lies the more potholes they have to fill. Not conducive to a smooth landing.
Was skeptical. IDK if he ever had an account, but he doesn't now. And this tweet from moderna did tag that account - which does not exist. Hmm.
Buncha weirdo conspiracy theorists in here!
I think she tops out as a governor for now.
Here we go..............
I bet Liz Cheney's nipples are rock hard.
I bet Liz Cheney's nipples are rock hard.
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