Covidtests.gov - get yours today! (and then burn them)

[ChicagoFats]

COVID.gov - Free at-home COVID-19 tests

Every U.S. household is eligible to order 4 free at-home COVID-19 tests.

www.covidtests.gov

The government made a website where anyone can go and order 4 free at home covid tests.

Since we all know these tests are utterly useless, I propose we all order them and then have a mass, non-violent protest by filming ourselves burning them. I will post my video when the tests arrive. Make this shit go viral FreeSpeechForum.

 

[Rube Reaper]

Just ordered for my family in Georgia.

Being a duel citizen has its perks at times.

 

[PleasureMoose]

@ChicagoFats you didn't actually order those did you?

 

[tiderollsonu]

Wonder if they will work for international flights. Doc in a box is charging like $200 for a covid test now.

 

[ChicagoFats]

@ChicagoFats you didn't actually order those did you?

Yes, i actually ordered them. I plan to make a video of myself burning them and posting it here.

 

[ChicagoFats]

@ChicagoFats you didn't actually order those did you?

I can't begin to tell you how useless these things are.

There is a trading floor in Chicago and its a large, open space. Big enough where ~100 - 150 people can remain 6ft apart. You have to be vaxxed and wear a mask to enter the building. Temperature check at the door every morning. Testing 3 times a week. We get daily email when people are literally escorted off the floor by security because their test came back positive. 27 people were escorted off the floor one recent week.

My point is no test, mask, vaccine or anything else is going to stop the virus. We must move on and push back against anyone trying to hold on to Corona power.

 

[shiv]

My mom was messaging me yesterday about these things. I just told her I wasn’t interested.

 

[Jayhacker]

I'm still laughing that they're using the post office to ship these. We should get them just in time for spring break.

 

[PleasureMoose]

 

[GarnetPild]

Fuck all these fucking huge corporations basically writing their own checks for everything covid related, one reason this shit will never end. Big business has been killing it for going on 3 years, all at the expense of small business, tax payers, and just the average American.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

My wife ordered ours yesterday. Just to be safe.

Yes, i actually ordered them. I plan to make a video of myself burning them and posting it here.

just test some fruit instead.

 

[Rusty Student]

Made in China?

 

[OPD77]

I'm still laughing that they're using the post office to ship these. We should get them just in time for spring break.

Yep, but they told the USPS to stop sending out Ivermectin and other things folks were using instead of taking their POS jab.

 

[22*43*51]

"Free"

 

[TopHook]

Just ordered for my family in Georgia.

Being a duel citizen has its perks at times.

Grats on the rona

 

[Rube Reaper]

Grats on the rona

I won’t get it. I triple mask nearly everywhere and have been boosted.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Just as sleepy Joe is getting the test website up, the UK comes out today and ENDS ALL COVID RELATED RESTRICTIONS!

Sleepy Joe is a day late and a dollar short. #NeverForget the democrat incompetence!

 

[TopHook]

I won’t get it. I triple mask nearly everywhere and have been boosted.

@faggot

 

[SmokeHouse423]

My mom was messaging me yesterday about these things. I just told her I wasn’t interested.

Better than my mom. She asked for my address, which I thought maybe she was sending an invitation or gift. Nope, just wanted to use it so she could have 4 additional test

 

[shiv]

Better than my mom. She asked for my address, which I thought maybe she was sending an invitation or gift. Nope, just wanted to use it so she could have 4 additional test

Sounds exactly like something that would happen with me

 

[PleasureMoose]

Better than my mom. She asked for my address, which I thought maybe she was sending an invitation or gift. Nope, just wanted to use it so she could have 4 additional test

damn it be ya own people

you couldn't pay me to put my information in that website

 

[Rube Reaper]

damn it be ya own people

you couldn't pay me to put my information in that website

You worried the yank mail carriers will drop you extra ads or something?

Mail carriers delivering those tests is no different than how your parole papers and welfare checks gets to you.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I read yesterday there is no discernible reason you have to swab way up your nostril. A throat swab is actually more accurate. Speculation that the swab has a carcinogen attached and the overlords want that deep in the mucus membrane

 

[PleasureMoose]

the sooner the world accepts evolutionary pressure the sooner this will be over...

 

[Rube Reaper]

the sooner the world accepts evolutionary pressure the sooner this will be over...

Agreed.

We should just hold a ‘Hunger Games’ still event for all the unvaxxed idiots.

Once we show the world what happens to rubes and bring their numbers down to about a dozen world wide we should find an secluded island for them. Once those tubes are secured on the island simply air drop containers with different coronaviruses onto the island and then let the science take its course and record those results for the good of humanity.

 

[imprimis]

I read yesterday there is no discernible reason you have to swab way up your nostril. A throat swab is actually more accurate. Speculation that the swab has a carcinogen attached and the overlords want that deep in the mucus membrane

Just hock a lunger into the vial and stick the swab back inside. Then give it to them.

 

[Jayhacker]

Just hock a lunger into the vial and stick the swab back inside. Then give it to them.

I'm due my annual poop in the box test. Just might substitute the swab for it.

 

[imprimis]

I'm due my annual poop in the box test. Just might substitute the swab for it.

Chinese said you can get asshole Wuhan.

 

[Jayhacker]

Chinese said you can get asshole Wuhan.

Thanks for the heads up. i'll just use one of my dogs turds in the back yard.

 

[imprimis]

Thanks for the heads up. i'll just use one of my dogs turds in the back yard.

That will freak them out. Excuse me, Mr. Jayhacker. Did you know we found intestinal worms in your stool sample? Here's a script for Ivermectin.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Still haven't received my free home Covid Tests. Thanks Brandon

 

[ChicagoFats]

COVID.gov - Free at-home COVID-19 tests

Every U.S. household is eligible to order 4 free at-home COVID-19 tests.

www.covidtests.gov

The government made a website where anyone can go and order 4 free at home covid tests.

Since we all know these tests are utterly useless, I propose we all order them and then have a mass, non-violent protest by filming ourselves burning them. I will post my video when the tests arrive. Make this shit go viral FreeSpeechForum.


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Your government dollars hard at work. These free tests just arrived to my house today 6 weeks after ordering. Most mask mandates were lifted across the country yesterday and covid cases are supposedly much lower (who knows). Either way, what a waste of money. Thanks Sleepy Joe

 

[Sgfeer]

I ordered tests after I tested positive back in early January, got them "rush" delivery yesterday. Going to the landfill today

 

[America 1st]

Your government dollars hard at work. These free tests just arrived to my house today 6 weeks after ordering. Most mask mandates were lifted across the country yesterday and covid cases are supposedly much lower (who knows). Either way, what a waste of money. Thanks Sleepy Joe

Eye got mine the other day and eye am pretty excited about it & them beeing free.

Now eye don’t gotta go get and the car and dew all that bullshit at a location if eye knead a test two return two work.