Chris Farley’s Disney Trip

[skramer100]

Did this my freshman year on the old school Pirates of the Caribbean ride. It broke down and we were stuck on the ride for about an hour, so my buddy and I got out and walked around the pirate town.

Probably get put on the no-fly list for doing that nowadays.

I’d ask if you were sean, but wrong ride

So we are walking back to the gondola. We’re around France, and this fucking douchebag nearly runs over my wife and daughter and then has the audacity to say “excuse me” in a very aggressive tone, so I say “excuse me, you fuck! Why don’t you watch where you’re going!” Of course the cuck doesn’t do anything and keeps walking like he should, but then my daughter gets all butthurt bc I embarassed her. The wife yells at me, and I’m like wtf!? I didn’t do anything, why y’all getting on to me!? I’m drunk btw.

If you are in Epcot sober, I would be upset. You get a Grey Goose Slushie? Greatest drink in that hot weather.

 

[Chris Farley]

I’ve really been pretty decent compared to how I thought I was gonna be, but here we are, made it to the last day! Last night, I showed my ass a couple times with the mask nazis. I’m gonna blame on the alcohol. Hopefully we can make it to dinner tonight at Cinderella’s castle before I’m “asked to leave”.

 

[skramer100]

I’ve really been pretty decent compared to how I thought I was gonna be, but here we are, made it to the last day! Last night, I showed my ass a couple times with the mask nazis. I’m gonna blame on the alcohol. Hopefully we can make it to dinner tonight at Cinderella’s castle before I’m “asked to leave”.

Magic Kingdom twice in one trip? Dude, vodka up.

 

[Chris Farley]

Magic Kingdom twice in one trip? Dude, vodka up.

We hopped the whole trip. Did everything in MK but Tomorrowland the first day and then hopped to Epcot for the front part of their rides. Then Day 2, we went to Hollywood studios all day, day 3 was a rest/pool day. Day 4, yesterday was Animal Kingdom and then back to Epcot for the countries, and today we are going back to MK for Tomorrowland and dinner.

 

[quickfeet]

We hopped the whole trip. Did everything in MK but Tomorrowland the first day and then hopped to Epcot for the front part of their rides. Then Day 2, we went to Hollywood studios all day, day 3 was a rest/pool day. Day 4, yesterday was Animal Kingdom and then back to Epcot for the countries, and today we are going back to MK for Tomorrowland and dinner.

How did you like doing it that way? Did you drive and park everywhere? We usually do a park per day

 

[Chris Farley]

How did you like doing it that way? Did you drive and park everywhere? We usually do a park per day

Yeah that’s how we have done it in the past, but I really liked the park hopping. It enabled us to be able to do the parks in increments and not let them get kind of boring, ya know?

plus we utilized DAS, which was fucking bauce.
no we didn’t drive anywhere. Stayed at Caribbean Beach. The gondola ran from here to Hollywood studios and Epcot. We used the buses for the other parks and disney springs.

 

[skramer100]

We hopped the whole trip. Did everything in MK but Tomorrowland the first day and then hopped to Epcot for the front part of their rides. Then Day 2, we went to Hollywood studios all day, day 3 was a rest/pool day. Day 4, yesterday was Animal Kingdom and then back to Epcot for the countries, and today we are going back to MK for Tomorrowland and dinner.

Nice. Astro Orbiter is an underrated ride. Thing gets moving pretty good. Fun, especially at night.

 

[quickfeet]

Yeah that’s how we have done it in the past, but I really liked the park hopping. It enabled us to be able to do the parks in increments and not let them get kind of boring, ya know?

plus we utilized DAS, which was fucking bauce.
no we didn’t drive anywhere. Stayed at Caribbean Beach. The gondola ran from here to Hollywood studios and Epcot. We used the buses for the other parks and disney springs.

Bus system work pretty good?

 

[Chris Farley]

Bus system work pretty good?

Yeah on time and quick

 

[Chris Farley]

Just saw some guy with a hammer and sickle mask...if it didn’t embarrass my family, I would call this commie faggot out.

 

[skramer100]

Just saw some guy with a hammer and sickle mask...if it didn’t embarrass my family, I would call this commie faggot out.

Film him and then cough on him.

 

[Chris Farley]

My wife’s jealous I wanna bang Cinderella

 

[Cletusnow]

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Who doesn’t?

 

[MeridianOSU]

I’m not up to speed but newest granddaughter is mesmerized with the Frozen movie stuff. Is there any of that their yet?

 

[Chris Farley]

I’m not up to speed but newest granddaughter is mesmerized with the Frozen movie stuff. Is there any of that their yet?

Yeah, Norway in Epcot has the Frozen ride.

 

[BurntJ]

Except that. You should be worried about that.

And the Pedos.

 

[BurntJ]

Make sure you have the Disney App on your phone. Lots of things that the general public don't prep with. Virtual Queues (and used to be fast passes), dining reservations, mobile orders, etc. You should really try to get dining reservations at any of the reservation-style restaurants for a decent meal and some sit down time without a mask. And walk up dining pretty much sucks at all WDW parks. No reservations available? Keep trying, people change/cancel reservations all the time. Some of our favorites: Epcot: Biergarten, Garden Grill. MK: Be our Guest, Crystal Palace. AK: Tusker House, Yak & Yeti. HS: Hollywood & Vine. Resorts: A lot are good, but Beaches and Cream is hard to get and worth it.

I just went on the App for the first time in 8 months. Many of the same things are still closed as Aug & Oct 2020. I think it is ridiculous to charge full admission when they have closed several things that give real value to a lot of folks: character greets, shows, fireworks shows, some rides.

This guys knows what he is talking about. Listen to this man OP

 

[Hoppo]

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It's the gloves.

 

[MeridianOSU]

In no way trying to steal the thunder of this thread. That said, if your planning any kind of VaCa the rest of this year...get on it and book it. Hotels, vacation home rentals are going through the roof.

For example I book my hotels for work 4 months out knowing can cancel. I usually a month out check to confirm and if cheaper rebook. June/July hotels in Idaho are thru the roof right now. The Seattle, Portland, San Francisco from the west. LA and AZ/Vegas folks traveling to Yellowstone or Glacier is huge this summer.

 

[catfishpunter]

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Blowing kisses can't spread COVID.

 

[shiv]

In for post 100 in this thread

 

[Chris Farley]

Ok! Chris Farley’s disney trip has come to a close. Headed back to the resort and to reality in the am. Twas a good time minus the mask bullshit.

 

[MeridianOSU]

OP when you take your kids and see their faces it is a few days of bliss and great memories for them and you. All your hard work will be rewarded when you tag along for your grandkids. You may not be able to ride Space Mountain but will see so many things you missed as a kid or as a parent. Trust me.

 

[skramer100]

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Senior high school trip was to Disney. I got Snow White’s digits to her apartment. She was a UCF freshman. It’s been 26 years and I still have a thing for Snow White just because of that.

 

[TJHall1]

FUCK DISNEY. Stop giving them money. They're a lib cancer.

 

[IU/NDFAN]

Just got back from Vegas and had to look this thread up to see how it ended.

 

[Chris Farley]

Just got back from Vegas and had to look this thread up to see how it ended.

Ended well. Like I said, the mask secret police were a pain in the dick but overall, it went really well. I suggest doing the DAS option for anyone that is going. That shit was baller.

 

[MittRomneysDrawers]

Since I live in Seminole County I've long thought about whether as a single widower with the kids basically gone if I should get a Disney pass.

Like most things it would just be for the chicks, I don't really have a lot of "me" hobbies.

 

[Chris Farley]

Since I live in Seminole County I've long thought about whether as a single widower with the kids basically gone if I should get a Disney pass.

Like most things it would just be for the chicks, I don't really have a lot of "me" hobbies.

You want to go to disney for the chicks???

 

[quickfeet]

DAS?

 

[Chris Farley]

DAS?

Disabled services pass. You go to guest relations at any of the parks as soon as you get there. Tell them you need one, they ask you what your disability is and then you tell them, get DAS (fast pass basically), profit.

it allows you to book a time for a ride so you don’t have to wait in line. So I’d book a time for a ride, go do something else and then when I’m done with that ride, go back to the one I booked. Basically just leap frogged the whole park.

 

[quickfeet]

Disabled services pass. You go to guest relations at any of the parks as soon as you get there. Tell them you need one, they ask you what your disability is and then you tell them, get DAS (fast pass basically), profit.

it allows you to book a time for a ride so you don’t have to wait in line. So I’d book a time for a ride, go do something else and then when I’m done with that ride, go back to the one I booked. Basically just leap frogged the whole park.

Does being mentally ill count?

 

[Chris Farley]

Does being mentally ill count?

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[MittRomneysDrawers]

You want to go to disney for the chicks???

What I meant was on the dating circuit locally. For some reason I picture a lot of women having the Disney Pass.

 

[IU/NDFAN]

Just took a trip down the gulf side of Florida, across to Miami, then up the east coast then a stop at Disney.

I just wanted anyone who cares to know you no longer have to wear masks at Disney except when indoors which includes rides and hotels and stores. I didn't wear my mask at our hotel at all and only one jerk said something and I laughed at him.

 

[America 1st]

Just took a trip down the gulf side of Florida, across to Miami, then up the east coast of including a stop at Disney.

I just wanted anyone who cares to know you no longer have to wear masks at Disney except when indoors which includes rides and hotels and stores. I didn't wear my mask at our hotel at all and only one jerk said something and I laughed at him.

Fuck the mask Nazis

 

[PinkelsVisor]

Just took a trip down the gulf side of Florida, across to Miami, then up the east coast then a stop at Disney.

I just wanted anyone who cares to know you no longer have to wear masks at Disney except when indoors which includes rides and hotels and stores. I didn't wear my mask at our hotel at all and only one jerk said something and I laughed at him.

Thats awesome, been wanting to take the kids back to Disney for a while but been holding out on the mask mandates.

Good to know they are about done. I’m hopeful they are 100 percent no mandates by Fall.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

I’ve got universal passes. Went on the Velocicoaster the other day, it was pretty sweet.

Supposedly no masks for vaccinated people and no proof of vaccines asked for. Not sure what that means for my kids who aren’t old enough to get the shot yet.