What interesting things happened to you today? Cool story bro edition

[shiv]

I have had a wasp in my office for a few days and I just left it there and pretended it was my pet.

I was on the phone with @BLatta12 and I walked over to check him out. He was delirious from starvation and came straight at my face and chased me around.

I panicked and threw my phone at him. He landed on my chair and I smashed him into the chair seat.

Now I know what the boy in old yeller felt like

 

[tiderollsonu]

I did stuff at work

 

[TheNJNole]

I saw a chic today at the gym that has a smoking ass. Twas incresible....