Saturday Morning Hypothetical

[Whiskey&Weed]

Assume your morning coffee hits after a long night of drinking. Assume further that when you open the door to the closest bathroom there is a dead homeless person lying on the floor and next closest bathroom is at least 5 minutes away in every direction.

What do you do?

 

[Rva]

Get ready to have sex.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

poop and a nice munging session

 

[dragworm]

Got to do that business when nature calls.

 

[DirtyPlayer]

Assume your morning coffee hits after a long night of drinking. Assume further that when you open the door to the closest bathroom there is a dead homeless person lying on the floor and next closest bathroom is at least 5 minutes away in every direction.

What do you do?

Take a dump, check homeless body for meth or any other potential day straighteners, profit...

 

[Quatch$]

Got to do that business when nature calls.

Avatar checks out nicely for this

 

[MasturGator]

I mean normally when I gotta dook I’ve let that shit brew to the optimum point which is very near the point of no return. I ain’t tryna have several small shits, we clearing the bowels properly the first go ‘round. So I’m taking that shit. I’ll probably even start a thread telling you guys I’m shitting beside a dead hobo.

 

[Whiskey&Weed]

I mean normally when I gotta dook I’ve let that shit brew to the optimum point which is very near the point of no return. I ain’t tryna have several small shits, we clearing the bowels properly the first go ‘round. So I’m taking that shit. I’ll probably even start a thread telling you guys I’m shitting beside a dead hobo.

I consider myself quite fortunate this morning to not have this problem. However, they were doing repair work to the men's room at my office this morning so I had to seek refuge in a seldomly used family restroom and the lights were turned off when I entered. It was only then that I realized even if there was a dead body in that bathroom, I could obviously multitask.

 

[Sgfeer]

I mean normally when I gotta dook I’ve let that shit brew to the optimum point which is very near the point of no return. I ain’t tryna have several small shits, we clearing the bowels properly the first go ‘round. So I’m taking that shit. I’ll probably even start a thread telling you guys I’m shitting beside a dead hobo.

Yeah, we would need pics if so

 

[MasturGator]

Yeah, we would need pics if so

I’ve got an imgur account, I would deliver

 

[Don Johnson]

I’d shit in the shower with the curtain closed for some privacy. I don’t need no dead homeless person staring at my junk.