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Saturday Morning Hypothetical

Do you use the bathroom

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Whiskey&Weed

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Assume your morning coffee hits after a long night of drinking. Assume further that when you open the door to the closest bathroom there is a dead homeless person lying on the floor and next closest bathroom is at least 5 minutes away in every direction.

What do you do?
 

DirtyPlayer

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Assume your morning coffee hits after a long night of drinking. Assume further that when you open the door to the closest bathroom there is a dead homeless person lying on the floor and next closest bathroom is at least 5 minutes away in every direction.

What do you do?
Take a dump, check homeless body for meth or any other potential day straighteners, profit...
 

MasturGator

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I mean normally when I gotta dook I’ve let that shit brew to the optimum point which is very near the point of no return. I ain’t tryna have several small shits, we clearing the bowels properly the first go ‘round. So I’m taking that shit. I’ll probably even start a thread telling you guys I’m shitting beside a dead hobo.
 

Whiskey&Weed

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I mean normally when I gotta dook I’ve let that shit brew to the optimum point which is very near the point of no return. I ain’t tryna have several small shits, we clearing the bowels properly the first go ‘round. So I’m taking that shit. I’ll probably even start a thread telling you guys I’m shitting beside a dead hobo.

I consider myself quite fortunate this morning to not have this problem. However, they were doing repair work to the men's room at my office this morning so I had to seek refuge in a seldomly used family restroom and the lights were turned off when I entered. It was only then that I realized even if there was a dead body in that bathroom, I could obviously multitask.
 

Sgfeer

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I mean normally when I gotta dook I’ve let that shit brew to the optimum point which is very near the point of no return. I ain’t tryna have several small shits, we clearing the bowels properly the first go ‘round. So I’m taking that shit. I’ll probably even start a thread telling you guys I’m shitting beside a dead hobo.


Yeah, we would need pics if so
 

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