• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Not trying to brag or anything

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But wife complained this morning that my dick is too big. Said she was sore from last nite. Says when she says “OW” I should lay off a bit.

Anyway, my cawk is maybe more than average but not yuge. I used to have a Asian girl that i legit bottomed out on but she had a shallow vagina.

My wife is almost oatmeal thick and should be able to take this dick no problem

Anyone dealt with this?

What’s the play?

Penis reduction is off the table BTW
 
But wife complained this morning that my dick is too big. Said she was sore from last nite. Says when she says “OW” I should lay off a bit.

Anyway, my cawk is maybe more than average but not yuge. I used to have a Asian girl that i legit bottomed out on but she had a shallow vagina.

My wife is almost oatmeal thick and should be able to take this dick no problem

Anyone dealt with this?

What’s the play?

Penis reduction is off the table BTW
She is cheating on you with a skinny dude and doesn’t want you to catch on.
 
But wife complained this morning that my dick is too big. Said she was sore from last nite. Says when she says “OW” I should lay off a bit.

Anyway, my cawk is maybe more than average but not yuge. I used to have a Asian girl that i legit bottomed out on but she had a shallow vagina.

My wife is almost oatmeal thick and should be able to take this dick no problem

Anyone dealt with this?

What’s the play?

Penis reduction is off the table BTW
The play is to shove it up her ass next time
 
But wife complained this morning that my dick is too big. Said she was sore from last nite. Says when she says “OW” I should lay off a bit.

Anyway, my cawk is maybe more than average but not yuge. I used to have a Asian girl that i legit bottomed out on but she had a shallow vagina.

My wife is almost oatmeal thick and should be able to take this dick no problem

Anyone dealt with this?

What’s the play?

Penis reduction is off the table BTW
She tells me the same shit. She is bullshitting you also
 
Couple of things OP. 1.) you are not the cause of her soreness. 2.) This guy is not coming over to clean the pool every Thursday.
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