Jury Duty

[TJHall1]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Tell them you think you know everyone in the community and you don't like police
Poof off jury duty
I've done it. It isn't that bad

 

[WestcampTX]

I’ve only been summoned once, and the trial was called off before trial. Sucks because I would actually enjoy doing jury duty.

 

[catreaper]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

Show up in a klan hood.

video.

profit.

 

[Ghost Hawg]

Just randomly stand up in front the courtroom and say this

 

[TJHall1]

I filled out a request to be excused. It would be for a 3 month trial. Fuck that.

 

[TopHook]

Tell them you think you know everyone in the community and you don't like police
Poof off jury duty
I've done it. It isn't that bad

I don't know if depends on what type of case it is but wifewas summond and she was trying to get off it and they said if your number wasn't called then you would be sequestered for the next trial.

 

[TJHall1]

I don't know if depends on what type of case it is but wifewas summond and she was trying to get off it and they said if your number wasn't called then you would be sequestered for the next trial.

This is for 3 fucking months. I ain't doing that shit. I told them I was extra susceptible to covid from an illness I had in college and am not comfortable doing it. We'll see what they think of that.

 

[Jtrain80]

I filled out a request to be excused. It would be for a 3 month trial. Fuck that.

I just got up and left. No fines or anything.

 

[BurntJ]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

Stand up a say out loud…..

Sure glad I got picked as we can’t lock em up fast enough with the liberals letting em all out.

Will be the shortest jury summons ever bro!

 

[imprimis]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

Go serve your community. People need clear thinking people on their juries so as not to get railroaded by emotionally charged nitwits.

 

[TJHall1]

Go serve your community. People need clear thinking people on their juries so as not to get railroaded by emotionally charged nitwits.

I'm not doing that shit for 3 months.

 

[imprimis]

I'm not doing that shit for 3 months.

You many not even get chosen. You'll be given information telling what type of trial and its length of time. Then make a decision whether you try to get out. They give you plenty of opportunities to exclude yourself. I've never served more than 2 days on any jury except for 3 months on the Grand Jury. I doubt it will be a long trial given all the mask rules. My friend at the DA's office said there were few trials due to all the social distancing stuff. Tell them you won't wear a mask for extended periods of time.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Wear a MAGA hat.... Should do it

 

[BurntJ]

You many not even get chosen. You'll be given information telling what type of trial and its length of time. Then make a decision whether you try to get out. They give you plenty of opportunities to exclude yourself. I've never served more than 2 days on any jury except for 3 months on the Grand Jury. I doubt it will be a long trial given all the mask rules. My friend at the DA's office said there were few trials due to all the social distancing stuff. Tell them you won't wear a mask for extended periods of time.

JFC....do you like request summons or something. I was summoned once in college which I was not in town for so I didn't serve and 1 time which I was sent home day 1 and never called back and I'm 43 yo. What am i missing here bro.....either yore an olde or yore literally asking/volunteering for that shit? Help me out here as I'm confused.

 

[HnstTune]

I just got a summons yesterday as well. Haven’t really looked into it much yet. I’ve been summoned a few times but my number has never been called to show up for selection. Hopefully that happens again.

 

[Chris Farley]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

Claim mentally unfit

 

[TJHall1]

Claim mentally unfit

I told them I've got lung problems and am susceptible to covid.

 

[Jayhacker]

Tell em you voted for Trump and you believe guilty until proven innocent.

 

[STMF2X]

All I can tell you was I waited in a hallway for 6hrs, fully prepared to tell them I was racist, sexist, and thought if the person got to trial they must be guilty. My plan got shot down when the 90yr old with an oxygen tank tried the same thing, and didn’t get excused

 

[STMF2X]

I’ll add my case. It should have been simple assault but one guy hit is head on a step and needed surgery. It was obvious what happened, but I did my civic duty seriously. The bar security cam was extremely outdated, still on vhs, and it only recorded 1 frame every 5 seconds. Saw the guy stand up, approach, but never saw a punch, or who threw first. It was he said/she said after that. Much as I hated it. Not guilty

 

[STMF2X]

@TJHall1. Inever wanted to be there for 3 days, it is’t dramatic like tv, it’s as boring as a freshman English lit class. Of course the guy did it, and probably should have been up on charges of attempted murder. But if you realize why you are there, and what is at stake, you might surprise yourself, justice isn’t always what you think it is, but it can give you a second of freedom

 

[TheNJNole]

Employer can send a letter attesting to how vital tou are at work.

There are a few texhnical grounds on which you can be properly dismissed.

 

[BigBucnNole]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

 

[Cre8ive]

Anyone ever serve on a jury? I just got a summons today. Fuck this shit. Whats the best way to get out of this bullshit?

do what I did - tell them you run a business and you are too fucking busy.