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Dad & son walking in the park see 2 dogs getting it on.
Son says "dad what are they doing?"
Dad says "they are making puppies."
Later that night after son is in bed mom & dad are making love
The son gets up to go to the bathroom & sees them
Son says "Dad what are you doing?"
Dad says "making a baby."
Kid goes on to the bathroom & as he walks back by
Son says "Roll her over Dad I want puppies!"
 
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There's a boy & girl who always play together but every time the boy gets a toy the next day the girl has the same thing.
The boy tells his dad & the dad has the remedy.
The next day the boy pulls out his penis & says " my dad said I have 1 of these & you can't have 1"
Upset the girl goes home & tells her mom.
The next day the girl goes up to the boy pulls up her skirt & says
"My mom says I have 1 of these so I can have as many of those as I want."
 
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LVRebel

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There's a boy & girl who always play together but every time the boy gets a toy the next day the gi l has the same thing.
The boy tells his dad & the dad has the remedy.
The next day the boy pulls out his penis & says " my dad said I have 1 of these & you can't have 1"
Upset the girl go s home & tells her mom.
The next day the girl goes up to the boy pulls up her skirt & says
"My mom says I got I have 1of these so I can have as many of those as I want."
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What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt finished races.
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How come you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hang on to your nuts because this ain’t your regular fucking blow job
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My mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
—————

Do you know why the term “every 60 seconds” is dumb in Africa?

Everyone knows Africans don’t get seconds.
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I was blessed with a 9’ dick.

That priest is in jail now
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Why do girls not enjoy having sex with small people?

Because of their short comings.
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Mr.Fitzwell

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What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt finished races.
—————-
How come you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

Because you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
—————

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hang on to your nuts because this ain’t your regular fucking blow job
————

My mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.
—————

Do you know why the term “every 60 seconds” is dumb in Africa?

Everyone knows Africans don’t get seconds.
—————
I was blessed with a 9’ dick.

That priest is in jail now
—————-

Why do girls not enjoy having sex with small people?

Because of their short comings.
————-
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