A farmer boy woke up & went to get breakfast. His mom told him that he would get breakfast after his chores were done. He stomps & heads out to clean the chicken coop. While going about it, a chicken pecks him & he kicks it. He goes to the pig sty & a pig knocks into him, he knocks it back. He went to milk their cow & the cow kicked the bucket & spilled the milk. He kicked the cow. Mom saw everything & told him no eggs because he kicked the chicken, No bacon because he kicked the pig, & no milk because he kicked the cow. While in the house he saw his dad come down stairs & when the cat almost tripped him, dad kicked the cat. The boy looked at his mom & says "are you telling him or should I?"