How far is too far for a relationship

[Rebarcock.]

Met a chick. We have common friends. We all had a good time so I took her out alone last night. Light drinking home at midnight. My buddy the husband of wife's friend really likes me and I'll say I think I could get along w her also. Which is easy to say on the front end. She lives 2 hrs away. I told him if she wants to drive to see me I'd take her out and she could stay here or w them or at a hotel but that I wouldn't be visiting her bc of my dog.
I'm not ditching the best dog ever for some action. I'll say she is very attractive.
My dog has 2 yrs at best left. Am I wrong? Plus 2 fucking hrs. I'm not in college anymore.
But if she wants to see me I'm all for it. I just won't put in extra effort til my dog is gone.
I ditched going to the Gator Bowl bc Coop had to get another butthole repair on Christmas eve. If I had been banging in Bluffton my dog would be a carcass now.
What do yall think? 2hrs too far? .I'm figuring fwb type deal but I don't know if she's a good or bad girl. Husband is finding out for me. She is 30 also which I like better than 50

 

[Rusty Student]

Just have her move in with you. Problem solved.

 

[denn]

Met a chick. We have common friends. We all had a good time so I took her out alone last night. Light drinking home at midnight. My buddy the husband of wife's friend really likes me and I'll say I think I could get along w her also. Which is easy to say on the front end. She lives 2 hrs away. I told him if she wants to drive to see me I'd take her out and she could stay here or w them or at a hotel but that I wouldn't be visiting her bc of my dog.
I'm not ditching the best dog ever for some action. I'll say she is very attractive.
My dog has 2 yrs at best left. Am I wrong? Plus 2 fucking hrs. I'm not in college anymore.
But if she wants to see me I'm all for it. I just won't put in extra effort til my dog is gone.
I ditched going to the Gator Bowl bc Coop had to get another butthole repair on Christmas eve. If I had been banging in Bluffton my dog would be a carcass now.
What do yall think? 2hrs too far? .I'm figuring fwb type deal but I don't know if she's a good or bad girl. Husband is finding out for me. She is 30 also which I like better than 50

2 hours is an issue. Maybe meet halfway a few times to see if you are really into this girl? If you are then you would have to make a decision on whether you want to make the effort to get to her. Because she will expect that, despite your dogs health.

 

[Rebarcock.]

2 hours is an issue. Maybe meet halfway a few times to see if you are really into this girl? If you are then you would have to make a decision on whether you want to make the effort to get to her. Because she will expect that, despite your dogs health.

Or she can eat my hr driving and I eat her kitty for an hr in return. I'm a solutions guy.if I went an hr away Cooper is going with me. We are a package deal. He is the reason we can't go to the park anymore. After we were attacked and he killed some pittbulls he now wants to kill any pittbull. He is a killer. Maybe she could drive half way and I pay for a lyft and a 12 pack for the hr to my house.

 

[denn]

Or she can eat my hr driving and I eat her kitty for an hr in return. I'm a solutions guy

Very pragmatic of you

 

[Rebarcock.]

130lbs of whup ass. Saved us from a bobcat Tuesday at 415am. I'm glad it didn't happen but the hunter in both of us wanted to get that cat

 

[Rebarcock.]

Or she can eat my hr driving and I eat her kitty for an hr in return. I'm a solutions guy.if I went an hr away Cooper is going with me. We are a package deal. He is the reason we can't go to the park anymore. After we were attacked and he killed some pittbulls he now wants to kill any pittbull. He is a killer. Maybe she could drive half way and I pay for a lyft and a 12 pack for the hr to my house.View attachment 158527

He can chomp an NBA basketball in one single chomp with little effort. I'd bet his lb psi bite is well over 500lb psi

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

@Rebarcock. Put it in her butt

 

[Chuck 2020]

Pics of said chic, then I can provide a better response.

 

[Rebarcock.]

@Rebarcock. Put it in her butt

Ww just kissed. I'm actually a gentleman. But if she makes the move I'll fuck her stupid then silly. She may be down with it. I personally prefer selflubricating flesh dick pockets or mouth pockets. But hey I'm a team player

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

@Rebarcock. Piihb!

 

[Rebarcock.]

Pics of said chic, then I can provide a better response.

Let me consider it. I posted the hookers and shut but if she is a potential ill wait. If it doesn't work out I'll post. If it does work out I'll get permission

She looks like a cross of this

 

[Rebarcock.]

@Rebarcock. Piihb!

I do have a newly opened KY jellie for a old goat I banged a couple weeks ago. I'm still drinking and showering that one away. Finally gaining a normal life and being horny as f*** is a terrible combination

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Kentucky Jelly is the GOAT

 

[BigBucnNole]

Met a chick. We have common friends. We all had a good time so I took her out alone last night. Light drinking home at midnight. My buddy the husband of wife's friend really likes me and I'll say I think I could get along w her also. Which is easy to say on the front end. She lives 2 hrs away. I told him if she wants to drive to see me I'd take her out and she could stay here or w them or at a hotel but that I wouldn't be visiting her bc of my dog.
I'm not ditching the best dog ever for some action. I'll say she is very attractive.
My dog has 2 yrs at best left. Am I wrong? Plus 2 fucking hrs. I'm not in college anymore.
But if she wants to see me I'm all for it. I just won't put in extra effort til my dog is gone.
I ditched going to the Gator Bowl bc Coop had to get another butthole repair on Christmas eve. If I had been banging in Bluffton my dog would be a carcass now.
What do yall think? 2hrs too far? .I'm figuring fwb type deal but I don't know if she's a good or bad girl. Husband is finding out for me. She is 30 also which I like better than 50

Sounds like you two could be the fanciest couple in the trailer park.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Sounds like you two could be the fanciest couple in the trailer park.

I'll call you for the plumber stuff you shit mucker

 

[BigBucnNole]

I'll call you for the plumber stuff you shit mucker

Plumber? How did you guys know I was a licensed plumber part time?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Plumber? How did you guys know I was a licensed plumber part time?

Full time liar part time loser

 

[Rebarcock.]

Or she can eat my hr driving and I eat her kitty for an hr in return. I'm a solutions guy.if I went an hr away Cooper is going with me. We are a package deal. He is the reason we can't go to the park anymore. After we were attacked and he killed some pittbulls he now wants to kill any pittbull. He is a killer. Maybe she could drive half way and I pay for a lyft and a 12 pack for the hr to my house.View attachment 158527

Well she agreed to an hr of oral. She may be a keeper. I think she had a cool bf before that dumped her for being a cubt so she is now not a cunt.
She has a German Shepard named Jimmy

 

[BigBucnNole]

Full time liar part time loser

I would imagine ya'll have some of the nastiest toilets imaginable.

How often you get pink eye?

 

[Rebarcock.]

I would imagine ya'll have some of the nastiest toilets imaginable.

How often you get pink eye?

Never. Get out of my thread chunkie.. we all know you're a loser fat ass. Go eat your black ding dongs for dinner

 

[Rebarcock.]

@denn
@Chuck 2020

@Rusty Student

I found some of the responses

 

[ShaolinNole]

$60 for gas. $150 for dinner and drinks. $150 for hotel. With a pocket of viagra, a free nights stay and a BJ in the morning it would be worth it. Otherwise, bang hookers instead and avoid the eventual emotional drama.

 

[Rebarcock.]

$60 for gas. $150 for dinner and drinks. $150 for hotel. With a pocket of viagra, a free nights stay and a BJ in the morning it would be worth it. Otherwise, bang hookers instead and avoid the eventual emotional drama.

I concur Dr
But after the fire and now 50 I've changed. I want/need someone to share the good and bad with. I won't jump at anything but if I find a good woman I'm on it. My dog and I went through a lot and tbh it'd be nice if I had some one to clean my house and I could fuck em to pay.

 

[ShaolinNole]

I concur Dr
But after the fire and now 50 I've changed. I want/need someone to share the good and bad with. I won't jump at anything but if I find a good woman I'm on it. My dog and I went through a lot and tbh it'd be nice if I had some one to clean my house and I could fuck em to pay.

Maybe there is an escort/cleaning service? Haha. I told my BIL we needed to open a Shooting Range-Pool Hall-Strip Club and Fireworks store because his city is woefully lacking in all of that.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Maybe there is an escort/cleaning service? Haha. I told my BIL we needed to open a Shooting Range-Pool Hall-Strip Club and Fireworks store because his city is woefully lacking in all of that.

I'm working on a chick forn1500 to fuck moning and night. I cook but all day she cleans. She's down w it. I may buy her from her madame. Never know in this crazy world

 

[Rebarcock.]

I'm working on a chick forn1500 to fuck moning and night. I cook but all day she cleans. She's down w it. I may buy her from her madame. Never know in this crazy world

5 day

 

[Rebarcock.]

Maybe there is an escort/cleaning service? Haha. I told my BIL we needed to open a Shooting Range-Pool Hall-Strip Club and Fireworks store because his city is woefully lacking in all of that.

Bar and liquor store detached next door. You're welcom

 

[Rebarcock.]

Bar and liquor store detached next door. You're welcom

That's called Myrtle Beach also

 

[Rebarcock.]

Just have her move in with you. Problem solved.

I'm not an impulse buyer. But I get it. And she seems smart and nice.

 

[Rebarcock.]

2 hours is an issue. Maybe meet halfway a few times to see if you are really into this girl? If you are then you would have to make a decision on whether you want to make the effort to get to her. Because she will expect that, despite your dogs health.

I'd docthat for the dog after her
When she survives a fire and kills two Crack dealing pittbulls while I drawl my .22 revolver, then I'd considerate
This coon hound is God sent to me. But I get what you're saying. She should come here. Lol

I just talked to her and she said the distance. I said I could be in Bluffton by 8 or 10am. I figure goes well and I stay over bc mon is holiday. So I got a buddy planning on crashing here. I'm turning loose my green stash for him. Which is nice. I said his crazy gf is welcome too until I get back. Even if it is just breakfast I'd be ok w that. No homo but I don't want just sex. I need cleaning and caring too.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Yeah 2 hours is to far

 

[Rebarcock.]

Yeah 2 hours is to far

I did it in college and was hormy af. I'm old. I can make breakfast on fuck once a month like it is church. God knows I need some pussy

 

[OPD77]

Met a chick. We have common friends. We all had a good time so I took her out alone last night. Light drinking home at midnight. My buddy the husband of wife's friend really likes me and I'll say I think I could get along w her also. Which is easy to say on the front end. She lives 2 hrs away. I told him if she wants to drive to see me I'd take her out and she could stay here or w them or at a hotel but that I wouldn't be visiting her bc of my dog.
I'm not ditching the best dog ever for some action. I'll say she is very attractive.
My dog has 2 yrs at best left. Am I wrong? Plus 2 fucking hrs. I'm not in college anymore.
But if she wants to see me I'm all for it. I just won't put in extra effort til my dog is gone.
I ditched going to the Gator Bowl bc Coop had to get another butthole repair on Christmas eve. If I had been banging in Bluffton my dog would be a carcass now.
What do yall think? 2hrs too far? .I'm figuring fwb type deal but I don't know if she's a good or bad girl. Husband is finding out for me. She is 30 also which I like better than 50

I have one that lives 3 hrs away. I like the distance because I'm never getting married again and not sure if I'll ever live with someone again....maybe in 10 yrs. or so I'll consider it. She is a successful woman as a Nursing Supv. for 25 years now with her own place etc... We enjoy getting together and have a great time when we do. She is very conscience about my personal time, space and my traveling work schedule and lets my dog cuddle up in bed with her and share the heated blanket, lol. The H and P are next level and she'll try anything I want anywhere, so she's a keeper....she's also fixed and done with baby making so that's a YUGE plus in my book.

Now after my LDR info....it may be worth trying out. At least you have an insider that can warn you to stay away or proceed with caution. As far as your dog, you can meet her somewhere in between and get a pet friendly hotel and see what Coop thinks of her....dogs are always good at telling if someone is worth a shit or not and if she warms up to Coop. The thing that throws up a bit of of a red flag is the age. While us old fuckers love to have a younger woman on our hip she may not be done having babies and may not be fixed. I guess that's fine if you want to start or continue a family at 50....hard no for me. Good luck, keep us posted and who knows, maybe she'll be the next one you have to take in for butthole surgery. Happy plowing !

 

[Rebarcock.]

I have one that lives 3 hrs away. I like the distance because I'm never getting married again and not sure if I'll ever live with someone again....maybe in 10 yrs. or so I'll consider it. She is a successful woman as a Nursing Supv. for 25 years now with her own place etc... We enjoy getting together and have a great time when we do. She is very conscience about my personal time, space and my traveling work schedule and lets my dog cuddle up in bed with her and share the heated blanket, lol. The H and P are next level and she'll try anything I want anywhere, so she's a keeper....she's also fixed and done with baby making so that's a YUGE plus in my book.

Now after my LDR info....it may be worth trying out. At least you have an insider that can warn you to stay away or proceed with caution. As far as your dog, you can meet her somewhere in between and get a pet friendly hotel and see what Coop thinks of her....dogs are always good at telling if someone is worth a shit or not and if she warms up to Coop. The thing that throws up a bit of of a red flag is the age. While us old fuckers love to have a younger woman on our hip she may not be done having babies and may not be fixed. I guess that's fine if you want to start or continue a family at 50....hard no for me. Good luck, keep us posted and who knows, maybe she'll be the next one you have to take in for butthole surgery. Happy plowing !

There is another near here too. I haven't done a dramatic role in sometime. Maybe it will gain the academy attention

 

[madman71]

Well she agreed to an hr of oral. She may be a keeper. I think she had a cool bf before that dumped her for being a cubt so she is now not a cunt.
She has a German Shepard named Jimmy

The hard part is figuring out if she's really changed, or if she's hit the wall and knows that she has to pretend to be nice until she finds a man to settle down with. Tread lightly.

 

[Chuck 2020]

@Rebarcock. I think I live half way between you two so I will let you use one of my bedrooms. Just ignore all the video equipment and try and get her to yell “I’m a whore“ repeatedly towards the two way mirror.

 

[Rebarcock.]

@Rebarcock. I think I live half way between you two so I will let you use one of my bedrooms. Just ignore all the video equipment and try and get her to yell “I’m a whore“ repeatedly towards the two way mirror.

I have her bring a friend if you aren't married. Amd I'm not fuckingnin same room. Eye linenok but we gotta be 2o ft part. Thanks ifni need it I'll message. I wanna ck out Bluffton. Tremndousbtalent there

 

[Rebarcock.]

Pics of said chic, then I can provide a better response.

Gimmiebabweek or dos.

 

[Rebarcock.]

The hard part is figuring out if she's really changed, or if she's hit the wall and knows that she has to pretend to be nice until she finds a man to settle down with. Tread lightly.

Who cares? If she cleans oncenitnisnworth 5oo to me. Andnid get at worst a blowjob. Idnbuy that oackagebinceba month