For Science: My arse hole is wrecked!

[absoluteUnit]

But it’s not what you think! I don’t have hemorrhoids or anything like that. I just keep trying to stretch it larger each day with larger and larger circumference items.

But I was wondering, how do you increase the amount of ejaculate that comes out of your penis when you climax? Remember this is a scientific thread, so serious replies only please.

 

[Richard N. Toze]

It sounds to me like you're almost focused a little too much and putting a little too much on yourself. Just gotta keep working at it. Aint the size of the the bhole, but the motion of the bhole. Big loads just sorta happen.

 

[absoluteUnit]

It sounds to me like you're almost focused a little too much and putting a little too much on yourself. Just gotta keep working at it. Aint the size of the the bhole, but the motion of the bhole. Big loads just sorta happen.

Thanks! You sound very wise

 

[TheGratefulReb]

My wife is always trying to get up there, but my buns snap together like a bear trap with the quickness

 

[absoluteUnit]

My wife is always trying to get up there, but my buns snap together like a bear trap with the quickness

You just have to believe in yourself

 

[Richard N. Toze]

Don't know about that, although I do read a lot. I just love seeing people succeed, in whatever endeavor they so choose.

 

[Wait What]

 

[TheGratefulReb]

You just have to believe in yourself

I love her, but she has an almost bloodlust for power in the relationship.

I don't want that combination of words manifested in her hands anywhere near my poopchute

 

[absoluteUnit]

I love her, but she has an almost bloodlust for power in the relationship.

I don't want that combination of words manifested in her hands anywhere near my poopchute

You are a lucky man

 

[America 1st]

But it’s not what you think! I don’t have hemorrhoids or anything like that. I just keep trying to stretch it larger each day with larger and larger circumference items.

But I was wondering, how do you increase the amount of ejaculate that comes out of your penis when you climax? Remember this is a scientific thread, so serious replies only please.

 

[absoluteUnit]

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I’m gonna call you funny frog man from now on if that’s okay with you. I would like to be your friend. I need to get some sleep though - big day tomorrow

 

[America 1st]

I’m gonna call you funny frog man from now on if that’s okay with you. I would like to be your friend. I need to get some sleep though - big day tomorrow

 

[absoluteUnit]

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I think we have a bright future ahead of us friend. We might even save America if we try hard enough

 

[America 1st]

I think we have a bright future ahead of us friend. We might even save America if we try hard enough

 

[TJHall1]

Last week had my asshole licked for the first time. Fuckin loved it.

 

[GarnetPild]

It sounds to me like you're almost focused a little too much and putting a little too much IN yourself. Just gotta keep working at it. Aint the size of the the bhole, but the motion of the bhole. Big loads just sorta happen.

FIFY

 

[RHT 3]

Last week had my asshole licked for the first time. Fuckin loved it.

Congrats. 1995 was my first experience.Thanks Laura, you changed me.

 

[BonerinSweatpants]

Perhaps some visual references would be helpful. No homo or anything, but let’s see that starfish

 

[TJHall1]

Congrats. 1995 was my first experience.Thanks Laura, you changed me.

I kinda felt bad, my ass crack needs a trim. But she loved it.

 

[Chris Farley]

Last week had my asshole licked for the first time. Fuckin loved it.

It’s real nice ain’t it!?

 

[TJHall1]

It’s real nice ain’t it!?

I could not believe it. I was shocked. Will be a regular thing now.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Perhaps some visual references would be helpful. No homo or anything, but let’s see that starfish

I’ll show you mine if you show me what’s hiding behind those sweatpants

 

[Quatch$]

It’s real nice tain’t it!?

FIFY

 

[Quatch$]

 

[TJHall1]

Ass crack trimmed last night. Second round of butthole licking traded this afternoon after work. Not as good as when I got and gave butthole licking cherry, but still spectacular. Litter alley got a rusty trombone today. Amazing.

 

[honkforhagan]

Ass crack trimmed last night. Second round of butthole licking traded this afternoon after work. Not as good as when I got and gave butthole licking cherry, but still spectacular. Litter alley got a rusty trombone today. Amazing.

Finally something we can agree on.

 

[TJHall1]

Finally something we can agree on.

 

[Jtrain80]

Ass crack trimmed last night. Second round of butthole licking traded this afternoon after work. Not as good as when I got and gave butthole licking cherry, but still spectacular. Litter alley got a rusty trombone today. Amazing.

Kind of like using a wet wipe for toilet paper? Shockingly enjoyable.

 

[honkforhagan]

 

[TJHall1]

Kind of like using a wet wipe for toilet paper? Shockingly enjoyable.

Wet wipe x50. I'm still in disbelief, but always heard there's a lot of nerves around the bung hole, so I shouldn't be surprised. Biggest plus is that she loves it to.

 

[Joe Kings]

My dixie wrecked

 

[quickfeet]

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Wet wipe x50. I'm still in disbelief, but always heard there's a lot of nerves around the bung hole, so I shouldn't be surprised. Biggest plus is that she loves it to.

What a redemption story here. I remember back in the olden days when you guys couldn't ever get along

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

But it’s not what you think! I don’t have hemorrhoids or anything like that. I just keep trying to stretch it larger each day with larger and larger circumference items.

But I was wondering, how do you increase the amount of ejaculate that comes out of your penis when you climax? Remember this is a scientific thread, so serious replies only please.

According to Peter North he eats a ton of celery everyday to help with his massive loads.

 

[shiv]

According to Peter North he eats a ton of celery everyday to help with his massive loads.

 

[Oler Ted]

Make sure to keep rubbing lots of Vitamin E on there. I’ve been there, best of luck