Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[Cyberty]

I am glad to be contacted about my accomplishments this week. I do not like to bring them up to my colleagues because I would appear as a braggart, or even worse, a “Brown Noser”. In fact i have to work from home because i like working. If I show up at the office early to work, i am criticized by other employees. I was told not to make them look bad.

Here is my list. I hope it is okay if I include more than Five.

This weeks accomplishments:

• I read every email that had me cc’d on Monday. (Yes, it took all week to read them.)
• I responded to all direct emails that are cc’d to anyone higher than my rank as Senior assistant to the Assistant Manager of Janitorial Supplies.
• I made sure that my auto reply is working properly and changed to “Yes!!”
• I logged into all Zoom calls. Just listening while I read all the emails i was cc’d on.
• I walked the dog every day this week while on a zoom call.
• I correctly responded to this email.

 

[CurtOFD78]

I know that dude. I just enjoy it. I don't believe the moon is made from cheese but I do believe it rung like a bell. I don't believe in a firmament that is impenetrable to get around

Let me ask you a question: If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then?

I know I would, and I'd wash it down with an ice cold Budweiser.



Gotta be honest, I'm mildly disappointed in you guys. 2 1/2 pages since this post and NOBODY else thought to post this SNL skit.

 

[Sgfeer]

I am glad to be contacted about my accomplishments this week. I do not like to bring them up to my colleagues because I would appear as a braggart, or even worse, a “Brown Noser”. In fact i have to work from home because i like working. If I show up at the office early to work, i am criticized by other employees. I was told not to make them look bad.

Here is my list. I hope it is okay if I include more than Five.

This weeks accomplishments:

• I read every email that had me cc’d on Monday. (Yes, it took all week to read them.)
• I responded to all direct emails that are cc’d to anyone higher than my rank as Senior assistant to the Assistant Manager of Janitorial Supplies.
• I made sure that my auto reply is working properly and changed to “Yes!!”
• I logged into all Zoom calls. Just listening while I read all the emails i was cc’d on.
• I walked the dog every day this week while on a zoom call.
• I correctly responded to this email.

Hell, you deserve a raise

 

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[Sgfeer]

Be great to have another beeper type situation

 

[Sgfeer]

MSNBC now admits to being joyless

 

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