We have a New Fraqqle Rock Thread to continue the original Dance Your Cares Away mega thread, which is now securely archived to reduce the tremendous load on site resources.
Let me ask you a question: If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then?I know that dude. I just enjoy it. I don't believe the moon is made from cheese but I do believe it rung like a bell. I don't believe in a firmament that is impenetrable to get around
Hell, you deserve a raiseI am glad to be contacted about my accomplishments this week. I do not like to bring them up to my colleagues because I would appear as a braggart, or even worse, a “Brown Noser”. In fact i have to work from home because i like working. If I show up at the office early to work, i am criticized by other employees. I was told not to make them look bad.
Here is my list. I hope it is okay if I include more than Five.
This weeks accomplishments:
- I read every email that had me cc’d on Monday. (Yes, it took all week to read them.)
- I responded to all direct emails that are cc’d to anyone higher than my rank as Senior assistant to the Assistant Manager of Janitorial Supplies.
- I made sure that my auto reply is working properly and changed to “Yes!!”
- I logged into all Zoom calls. Just listening while I read all the emails i was cc’d on.
- I walked the dog every day this week while on a zoom call.
- I correctly responded to this email.
I am glad to be contacted about my accomplishments this week. I do not like to bring them up to my colleagues because I would appear as a braggart, or even worse, a “Brown Noser”. In fact i have to work from home because i like working. If I show up at the office early to work, i am criticized by other employees. I was told not to make them look bad.
Here is my list. I hope it is okay if I include more than Five.
This weeks accomplishments:
- I read every email that had me cc’d on Monday. (Yes, it took all week to read them.)
- I responded to all direct emails that are cc’d to anyone higher than my rank as Senior assistant to the Assistant Manager of Janitorial Supplies.
- I made sure that my auto reply is working properly and changed to “Yes!!”
- I logged into all Zoom calls. Just listening while I read all the emails i was cc’d on.
- I walked the dog every day this week while on a zoom call.
- I correctly responded to this email.
Let me ask you a question: If the moon was made of BBQ spare ribs, would you eat it then?
I know I would, and I'd wash it down with an ice cold Budweiser.
Gotta be honest, I'm mildly disappointed in you guys. 2 1/2 pages since this post and NOBODY else thought to post this SNL skit.
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Legendary NBA coach Gregg Popovich not expected to return this season, future uncertain after stroke: report
Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich is reportedly not expected to return this season, and his future is uncertain he continues to recover from a stroke.www.foxnews.com
All of you must find a way to move forward
spot the difference