• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

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Hello obesity nigga
@RickRoss
. My friend send me this picture. I'm most impress. Why? My grandmother in China have pig. She work very hard feed pig. Make it most fat so she sell pig meat make money. This pig be most fat. But still more skinny than you.My grandmother see you, then she love you.

Why? She be most impress how you be so fat. Please teach how you become giant obesity nigga. I then tell my grandmother. She use your wisdom raise more obesity pig. Make more money. I appreciate your obesity wisdom.
 
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Later this evening, the polls will open for the long awaited championship matchup between Keith Olbermann and Lord Maple Leaf. The winner takes home the inaugural Never Lettered In Shit Invitational title. The prize is a heavily financed waterbed on the verge of repossession with a 39.99% APR.

Though I normally disdain reading, I ask that EVERYONE educate themselves on my interactions with Keith and LML before deciding who to vote for. Keith is undoubtedly better known, but you’re doing yourself a disservice if you don’t educate yourself on Prime Minister Poutine, who should he able to make this a thrilling, down to the wire vote.
 
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