Later this evening, the polls will open for the long awaited championship matchup between Keith Olbermann and Lord Maple Leaf. The winner takes home the inaugural Never Lettered In Shit Invitational title. The prize is a heavily financed waterbed on the verge of repossession with a 39.99% APR.
Though I normally disdain reading, I ask that EVERYONE educate themselves on my interactions with Keith and LML before deciding who to vote for. Keith is undoubtedly better known, but you’re doing yourself a disservice if you don’t educate yourself on Prime Minister Poutine, who should he able to make this a thrilling, down to the wire vote.