Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[imprimis]

Ok but the MSM just said the President of Ukraine was there congratulating his troops...

Somebody's telling a whopper!

Congratulating the few who got out alive.

 

[AmericanViking]

 

[imprimis]

Things on pedestals have a way of falling off and breaking.

 

[Pineapple]

Weird.

Mine do it when I am trash talking them in a family game night. Never when we are talking or they want my attention. I wouldn’t allow it.

 

[Pineapple]

They are all child rapists!

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[Fmoshermw]

He also worked for Biden before Biden was inaugurated. His DOJ had to review the myriad (15 ?) EO's that Biden signed on his first day in office. No way that shit happens in one day - which means that Barr's DOJ was working for Biden under DJT.

 

[Jayhacker]

My son just texted me and said Zelenskyy is addressing Congress in the near future. Good time to arrest him for his laundromat business.

 

[9Mounties07]

Things on pedestals have a way of falling off and breaking.

Or dangling

 

[AgEngDawg]

 

[imprimis]

Or dangling

Wouldn't that be called gallows?

 

[MortgageHorn]

I've got a feeling that Mitch was running the precursor to the Dominion Machines with the other swamp rats - they're all a bunch of cheating mother-fuckers!

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

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I've got a feeling that Mitch was running the precursor to the Dominion Machines with the other swamp rats - they're all a bunch of cheating mother-fuckers!

He & Rona pulled the rug out from under the red wave by yanking/wasting $$$ in order to assure the defeat of Trump backed candidates then went on tour to tell everyone that it was Trumps fault for the lack of good candidates.

 

[BamaRidger]

Twitter 8 unrolled.

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[dirtytoeddawg]

 

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[FreeMiner]

Which one would you throw out of the chopper if you could only pick one.
FJB

 

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[MortgageHorn]

Anything of interest to share from Medellin?

I've been trying to describe it to my friends and that's the problem the place is so wildly fantastic that it is too much to put it into words.

My friends that live here and have been here always said the same thing - it was wonderful but indescribable - they all said the same thing - you just have to come here.

I'll try and give you a little taste here:

The people are super-friendly like overly friendly - think the nicest Texans but speaking Spanish.

For example, if I ask directions etc people literally stop what they are doing and help.

Another one, when the waiter or waitress bring your check, they ask you, "Is it ok to include the tip?" Unlike American wait-staff they don't assume they are entitled to a tip - they want to make sure they did you right. Oh yea the tip is a whopping 10%

As you can see by the pictures it's stunning - enough said - same for the weather I sleep with windows open and just a fan at 55-58 when I lay down - my 0630 run it's 62 when I finish at 0715 it's and grab coffee/breakfast it's 67 and the high is upper 70's making it where you can walk everywhere.

The vibe is just awesome - the place is alive but not too crowded - also it is very clean.

Food thus far has been outstanding last night I had Chilean Sea Bass - giant portions on a potato puree, and an awesome salad that would feed 2 + 2 double top-shelf rum/diet cokes - my bill with tax and tip was $24 USD in H-Town the Seabass alone is $38 and the drinks about $40 + tax + tip

Breakfast today scrambled eggs, sausage, half a sliced avocado, croissant, and an expresso tax and tip +/- $5 USD

Also everything is fresh like real fresh.

This weekend with a real massage therapist not a happy-ending girl that my friend & his wife use for 1.5 hours will be $30USD - China Town in Houston is $70 if I get that at the Houstonian it's about $275

I haven't been out yet for fun in search of girls - I'm actually here to work - but thus far everything you here is true - I already told you about the girls at the Duty Free and my first dinner.

But everywhere I go coffee shops, grocery store, walking down street as I jog by, concierges at the office buildings, the receptionist at the Porsche dealership (no I'm not buying one- was walking home and saw her-BTW the Porsche dealership and BMW are 100 yards from my place - they are in malls so not like American dealerships) nonetheless your head is on a constant swivel.

Here is one girl that swiped right on me - plan on texting her tomorrow that I'm all settled-in as the rest of my luggage was delivered by the airline.





Most American girls don’t look like that at 32 much less 42

And I’m not even the GQ model like some of you - so imagine what you could reel in!!!

All I can say, is that if you are single and have the ability to remotely work, you need to get your ass down here!!! Sack up as the man said...

"Get busy living or get busy dying"

This…this is living…living your best life.

I’ll make another journal entry after the weekend

 

[ETNVol]

I would ask the board yet again, what does Trump have to do to prove his incompetence to his legions of fans?

 

[Cheddarwurst]

Which one would you throw out of the chopper if you could only pick one.
FJB
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I’d grab the cyclic and collective from the pilot and use all my strength to auger that bird in.

 

[MortgageHorn]

Which one would you throw out of the chopper if you could only pick one.
FJB
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The Black Bitch and the other faggots I'd throw into the prop!

 

[MortgageHorn]

Likely to have 4000 by the time this winter storm passes.

Great work LAC!!

 

[TopHook]

Which one would you throw out of the chopper if you could only pick one.
FJB
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Rice. Then shoot the others. If I'm in a chopper with any of those people I would be strapped.

 

[FreeMiner]

Needs to have his dick cut off and alcohol poured on the crotch---for starters.

No I disagree. Cauterize with a white hot iron.

 

[FreeMiner]

Rice. Then shoot the others. If I'm in a chopper with any of those people I would be strapped.

Eh OK but only if you gut shoot them with a .45 wad cutter and leave them to pack their own carcasses of to die.

 

[TheRealJohnCooper]

Which one would you throw out of the chopper if you could only pick one.
FJB
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The pilot

 

[TopHook]

Eh OK but only if you gut shoot them with a .45 wad cutter and leave them to pack their own carcasses of to die.

I like that better. gut them with a dull knife and save ammo.

 

[FreeMiner]

They are all child rapists!

There is only one cure for pedophilia.

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[FreeMiner]

I like that better. gut them with a dull knife and save ammo.

Well many years ago, story went around locally. Seems some city guy was messing around with underage girls on the local Indian Reserve.
They actually cut his nuts out with the jagged edge of a tin can lid, and left him to drag his nuts down the gravel road.
No more problems. Local law just shrugged. FAFO.
Maybe consider working this into the scenario.

 

[FreeMiner]

Dear Sweet Saint of San Andreas. Take Them Now

 

[CDDP]

 

[BamaRidger]

 

[CDDP]

 

[CDDP]

 

[FreeMiner]