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Cletusnow said:
Had a similar incident. I was making a right at my green light intersection, crazy bitch was making a left from across the intersection with what I presume was a green light as well. I arrived to make the right just a split second before she got there. Well, she almost tbones me and then lays on the horn while she is behind me. So I proceed to strictly obey the posted speed limit, she passes me on the right grass shoulder. I fall well back from her and laugh to myself for a bit. I then remember that our single lane is about to split into 2. At the split I come around her on the right and she proceeds to follow me. I then remember that the 2 lanes will become a single again in 10 seconds so I slow play it and merge left at the last second. She pulls the same shit and passes 2 other vehicles on the grass shoulder to keep up with me. Finally, I notice she is holding something out of the driver window. Thought it was a gun at first, then I figured out it was her cell phone. I sped up to leave her behind and as she is trying to keep up the wind blows the phone out of her hand onto the street. At least a dozen vehicles ran over it. Best day of my life! Fucking Canadiens!
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Cletusnow said:
Had a similar incident. I was making a right at my green light intersection, crazy bitch was making a left from across the intersection with what I presume was a green light as well. I arrived to make the right just a split second before she got there. Well, she almost tbones me and then lays on the horn while she is behind me. So I proceed to strictly obey the posted speed limit, she passes me on the right grass shoulder. I fall well back from her and laugh to myself for a bit. I then remember that our single lane is about to split into 2. At the split I come around her on the right and she proceeds to follow me. I then remember that the 2 lanes will become a single again in 10 seconds so I slow play it and merge left at the last second. She pulls the same shit and passes 2 other vehicles on the grass shoulder to keep up with me. Finally, I notice she is holding something out of the driver window. Thought it was a gun at first, then I figured out it was her cell phone. I sped up to leave her behind and as she is trying to keep up the wind blows the phone out of her hand onto the street. At least a dozen vehicles ran over it. Best day of my life! Fucking Canadiens!
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PinkelsVisor said:
Yeah it’s weird. Never heard of it until this year, but also probably the first time I officially showed up to the polls with a MAGA hat and not alone either in that regard. Lucky for me the poll workers just told me to take it off and tuck it into my jacket while handing me a ballot.
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