Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

[WestcampTX]

So does anyone have a good explanation vid for the Insurrection Act?

 

[AmericanViking]

Be awesome if we could move to all frog emojis for the like button options

 

[txag79]

Their stadium aka "Tackle Box" is ugly and you thought we have gone down some cult "rabbit holes" ITT - nothing tops that cult - it's a mix of the following:

Male cheerleaders (WTF) dressed as milk-men that make satanic signs to the crowd where they all hug each other's nuts and roll around and shout in a manner that would make a Pentecostal church jealous with envy.

Then everywhere you go they make a sound like they all have the fucking Whooping Cough - even in church instead of "praise the Lord" they "whoop" I shit you not.

Every cot-damn thing is painted God awful maroon - think shitty burgundy wine - their cars, their trucks, their houses, even the fucking Whatabuger is painted this color instead of Tennessee Orange.

They only have one club in the entire town called "The Chicken" the girls are fat not phat and it's a giant sausage factory.

The Olive Garden is fine dining for these poor souls.

They're in such need of "attractions" they let the pedophile George Bush be buried there in hopes someone might show up and spend a few pesos.

To top it off their leader is a dog, for real a dog, and they bury the previous dogs in the football field.

Do yourself a favor brah you come to Texas we'll stay in H-Town we'll hang with normal peeps, hot fucking Asians & Latinas at some really cool lounges and watch the game on TV laughing at these fools after eating at one of the cities great restaurants.

Here's a mental picture of College Station for you:

This is what will happen to you if the guy cheerleaders in white milk-man suits corral you away from the Georgia visitor section.

The jealousy runs deep in this one. Hope today is a better day for you Cary.

 

[Dawg88]

Get the Real America’s Voice App . . . while you can.

Looks like it’s already gone

 

[Rebarcock.]

Htf does Chyna flu hit air travel space at 18k feet? What a dumbass

 

[J-bama]

2007-2012
U.S. Navy
VFA 154
Ejection seat and egress mechanic
Two west pac deployments on the Regan and Stennis

 

[Magnoliasooner]

The woke narrative is that Antifa, marching, protesting, tearing shit up, threatening people is perfectly "okay". Republicans marching, protesting, and entering a public building and disrupting a Congressional session (even if Antifa was the one disrupting) is "treasonous".

 

[Bama Fan In AR]

This seriously reads like a Babylon Bee post... unfortunately, it looks authentic

@linwood - linwood -

Parleyed on Parler

parler.com

 

[VERIZON MEDIA FTW]

Htf does Chyna flu hit air travel space at 18k feet? What a dumbass

I think they mean that the ATCs who monitor and direct air traffic in that area and at that altitude were unable to work due to someone in their office testing positive for the rona. They likely all had to go get tested, and as a result they shut down air traffic until they were done.

 

[MommaDuck]

Well, I just canceled my Amazon prime. Had already removed Facebook and Twitter. It’s not much, but every little bit helps.

 

[AuburnGal98]

Some are saying a VIP may be on this plane out of Andrews, looks to be landing at MacDill AFB.

SAM464 Special Air Mission Flight Tracking and History - FlightAware

Track Special Air Mission #464 flight from Jackson, WY to Winchester, VA

flightaware.com

 

[SADUCFKNIGHT]

5 stars*

 

[imprimis]

I'd love to take him out behind the barn for a couple of minutes.

His male husband would beat the crap out of you.

 

[Dawg88]

it's in your culture - you guys are late to your own wedding

Speaking of weddings I think I may have found your next wife

 

[VERIZON MEDIA FTW]

Navy (16 years)
1893 Class 124
CVN 72, NAS Jax, HOA
2 WestPacs and HOA x3
Favorite port is Pattaya Beach and it's not close (never got the chance to go to Souda Bay)

Thanks for your service.

 

[Dawg88]

It’s going to be $5/month for membership. If you can’t afford that you can still go party on the main forum

The $100/month memberships are basically going to be for people actually investing in our enterprise.

I’ll put my money where my mouth is and pay the $100 a month too. I’m not in this to make a profit. I’ve got a large salary on top of a rental home business

Edit: I want folks to know we will always put your Patriotism over a $5/month donation if you are in a tight spot and we will keep you involved

How will you set up the billing? Will it be monthly can we pay it all at once?
Thank you

 

[Quatch$]

Some roast beef shudders in there but overall a solid collection

 

[MegaPoke]

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i got the same message when I opened thedonald.win the other day.

 

[Carlscat]

 

[Scartiger]

His male husband would beat the crap out of you.

I'll slap her too!

 

[catfishpunter]

View attachment 448

Point of inquiry:

Is it "Carl's cat" or "Carl scat"?

 

[MommaDuck]

It’s going to be $5/month for membership. If you can’t afford that you can still go party on the main forum

The $100/month memberships are basically going to be for people actually investing in our enterprise.

I’ll put my money where my mouth is and pay the $100 a month too. I’m not in this to make a profit. I’ve got a large salary on top of a rental home business

Edit: I want folks to know we will always put your Patriotism over a $5/month donation if you are in a tight spot and we will keep you involved

Will there be a family plan?

 

[Cotton Hill]

Dc cop suicided after Capital event.

@Marklevinshow - Marklevinshow - Awful. RIP.

Awful. RIP.

parler.com

 

[shiv]

Will there be a family plan?

For sure. Some things I say are hyperbolic because I’m trying to keep up with the original Main Board demeanor, but we are here for the people. Ignore all the poor/not poor stuff - it’s a long time inside joke

 

[Cat_Incognito]

So we now have two sources posted ITT that say the Insurrection Act has been signed. Any reason to doubt their credibility?

I'm assuming we'll get an EBS alert if that's the case?

Addendum: Noticed Gen Flynn follows Monkey Werx on Twitter, as do many other reliable sources. He actually has a huge following. I'm leaning toward this is legit. The first guy also sounded very connected. Simon something?? Stock up while you can, and keep your powder dry.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I couldn't have said it better myself. I have followed this thread on rivals for a while and although I always wanted everything to be true it got waaaaay far fetched for me. I just can't make sense of the big tech/Pelosi impeachment stuff.

You have been taught a lie so big it is hard to walk away from it. We have all been there. You are seeing what others saw.
Ask questions if you can handle the answers.

 

[MortgageHorn]

Go to one little high school football playoff game and find myself 25 pages behind.

BTW, Westlake beat North Shore in what turned out to be a great game. D1 talent all over the field.

So white guys can play football?

 

[jhawkdp10]

Okay, I am only on page 15 and trying to catch up, but for the love of God can you all just slow down a little bit. Just got access today and I don't want to spoil the ending by skipping ahead. Cheers/Skol!

 

[Hoosier in Mad Town]

@TrumpTrain - TrumpTrain -

Parleyed on Parler

parler.com

BTW this is BS. CCP has infiltrated Parler

 

[Dawg88]

Finally caught up! This thread is moving at warp speed

 

[MortgageHorn]

Does this lady have a name?

Red Velvet

 

[PlazaJayhawk]

Can somebody remind me of the supposed meaning of the Pompeo tweet intervals? He’s been at exactly 30 minutes

 

[Dawg88]

@Dbongino - Dbongino - 🔥🔥🔥

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parler.com

Congressman calling for Rico investigation into big tech

 

[Viking]

Okay, I am only on page 15 and trying to catch up, but for the love of God can you all just slow down a little bit. Just got access today and I don't want to spoil the ending by skipping ahead. Cheers/Skol!

 

[Maroon Mudbug]

Are we expected talk radio to be silenced this week? Trump might go on the Limbaugh show or others.

 

[Boom82]

@Dbongino - Dbongino - 🔥🔥🔥

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parler.com

Congressman calling for Rico investigation into big tech

They need to actually do something instead of just talking

 

[Dawg88]

They need to actually do something instead of just talking

I agree. But you have to start somewhere

 

[Gators300]

Marine Corps vet.
Sergeant, was in 2002 - 2006
Two tours to Iraq, one at the beginning crossing the line from Kuwait, a second in 2005 at the height of the insurgency. Was at al Qaim near the Syrian border in the Al Anbar province.
Battalion Ammunition Chief for 3d Battalion 2d Marines.

 

[WilliamWallace]

 

[Cletusnow]

This one is PACKED with info!
Was going to be 1/13 (11.3 in Q comms), but now probably moved forward (today?).
Will be blackouts in the UK for ops.
Actual, non National Guard, military already deployed in a California.
Flynn had clearances reinstated the day after his pardon and may likely be the next VP.
Any MSM coverage of Trump will not be Trump. Fake CGI of Trump.
If Trump can’t get Newsmax or OAN he will use the Emegency Broadcast System.
Will start with lower level arrests and work its way up over many days, but probably complete by the 19th.
Trump Inauguration will be in the White House.
Disclosure or proof of pedophelia will be tricky and sensitive to protect those who have been victimized.
Trump not at Camp David. Underground and protected with his family.
His #1 source says this is no drill. It is happening.
Borders are mostly secure to prevent escape and Air Force watching for unauthorized private flights. Coast Guard/Navy watching the waters for the same.
Can confirm the Pope balcony appearance last summer was a holograph. He is under control but not yet arrested. But he will be along with key Cardinals.
Trying to take down the Vatican corruption without destroying the faith completely to allow a proper religion/church to continue.
If Emergency Broadcast Alert, only go to sources directed in the alert. Do not go to any MSM outlets.
Pakistan blackout was to thwart a meeting there where General Electric was going to be sold to the Chinese.
Pelosi trying to get control of nuclear codes from Trump to allow China to invade/takeover Taiwan per agreement with Biden.