Master Thread Dance Your Cares Away/Fraggle/Law Abiding Citizens

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This is not good news for @ETNVol



If you ever feel like a dumb useless sack of festering shit, just stop and think: at least you didn't pay $95,000 to Bob Vanderplaats, burn through $100 million, kiss Kim Reynold's ass 24/7 for 10 months, relocate your entire family, abandon the state you govern, and kill your career, all to get humiliated in front of the entire global population.

 

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[BamaRidger]

 

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[Chuck 2020]

i really want a BJ from her. It’s got to be the best thing ever.

 

[MortgageHorn]

Fuck that Robot

My Maid Would Have Folded The Entire Fucking Basket In the Same Amount of Time!

 

[MortgageHorn]

Fify

I'd put the Italians Over The Japanese

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

Still have AB products

 

[CDDP]

 

[Jayhacker]

i really want a BJ from her. It’s got to be the best thing ever.

It's the only thing she's experienced and good at.

 

[BamaRidger]

UPDATE 9:48 p.m. ET:

While Trump’s victory is not in doubt, the final margins are still changing as more of the votes are getting counted. According to CNN, with 34 percent reporting statewide, Trump is at 52 percent while DeSantis is in second at 20.3 percent and Haley is in third at 19.2 percent. This is a historic blowout. Assuming these margins hold, this means Trump will have won the biggest victory in a contested Iowa caucus in its history–and will have gotten the highest percentage ever in a contested Iowa caucus. Meanwhile, the bitter race for second between Haley and DeSantis bodes horribly for both of them as the two are going to gruel out a contest for also-ran from here on forward.

 

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[BamaRidger]

This guy put a lot of time and thought into this.

 

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[BamaRidger]

UPDATE 10:37 p.m. ET:

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, who endorsed Trump and barnstormed Iowa on his behalf in the weeks leading up the caucuses, is joining others calling on Haley and DeSantis to suspend their campaigns, drop out of the race, and unify behind Trump for president in 2024.

“Iowa spoke loud and clear. President Trump has won overwhelmingly tonight,” Noem said in a statement on Monday evening. “He got more votes than all the other candidates COMBINED.“It’s time to unite the Republican party. We need to put all our time, treasure, and talents into defeating Joe Biden and taking our country back – NOT figuring out who is in 2nd place.“Congratulations, Mr. President.”

UPDATE 10:30 p.m. ET:

A huge chunk of more votes just came in, with 77 percent reporting now in Iowa, and Trump is way above 50 percent at 51.4 percent. DeSantis is in second place at 21 percent, and Haley is in third place 18.9 percent.

UPDATE 10:22 p.m. ET:

Trump is expected to speak at his victory party in Des Moines very soon.

 

[s-ou-thern]

That made Biden shit his pants.


Oh wait. That happens every day. That’s why we have Dr. Diaper Maid.

 

[CDDP]

 

[Jayhox]

Trump about to win every single Iowa county. 100%. All 99.

 

[CDDP]

 

[s-ou-thern]

Another Fanni in church lie.

EXCLUSIVE: Contracts Show Fani Willis Offered Top RICO Expert Lower Hourly Rate Than Her Alleged Lover In Trump Case |

dailycallernewsfoundation.org

I bet Fanni loves it in the ass.

 

[s-ou-thern]

Whoa! Is that shit real? Photoshopped? Brought to you by phizer?

wtf over!

I think the cheerleaders at ground level thought it was real.

 

[tiderollsonu]

UPDATE 10:37 p.m. ET:

South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, who endorsed Trump and barnstormed Iowa on his behalf in the weeks leading up the caucuses, is joining others calling on Haley and DeSantis to suspend their campaigns, drop out of the race, and unify behind Trump for president in 2024.

“Iowa spoke loud and clear. President Trump has won overwhelmingly tonight,” Noem said in a statement on Monday evening. “He got more votes than all the other candidates COMBINED.“It’s time to unite the Republican party. We need to put all our time, treasure, and talents into defeating Joe Biden and taking our country back – NOT figuring out who is in 2nd place.“Congratulations, Mr. President.”

UPDATE 10:30 p.m. ET:

A huge chunk of more votes just came in, with 77 percent reporting now in Iowa, and Trump is way above 50 percent at 51.4 percent. DeSantis is in second place at 21 percent, and Haley is in third place 18.9 percent.

UPDATE 10:22 p.m. ET:

Trump is expected to speak at his victory party in Des Moines very soon.

Her fine ass needs to be the veep....

 

[s-ou-thern]

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I felt the same way when they said Biden got 81 million votes.

That woman is high on Jardiance. Whales use it for energy, and dancing.

 

[s-ou-thern]

The demographics of Iowa has not changed since it was reliably Dem. She just doesn’t like people capable of thinking for themselves.

 

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We did our part tonight faggots.

Let’s gooooooooo!!!!

 

[BamaRidger]

I bet Fanni loves it in the ass.

 

[CDDP]

 

[BamaRidger]

Trump about to win every single Iowa county. 100%. All 99.

 

[MortgageHorn]

The Ratio Led By The Owner of "Scary" X

 

[s-ou-thern]

i really want a BJ from her. It’s got to be the best thing ever.

It's the only thing she's experienced and good at.

 

[BamaRidger]

i really want a BJ from her. It’s got to be the best thing ever.

 

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[s-ou-thern]

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Dems.

 

[Jayhox]

Vivek just gave Trump his full endorsement, so some of you should just suck it for a bit.

WWG1WGA

 

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